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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

🤣 no wonder Robbie is NOT OK.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Finally watching The Pit. That all happened in ONE DAY?!?

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Quite the surprise very early this morning to wake up with twice as many cats as I had last night.

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Fonti Kar @fontikar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

💡 Are you a current Australian student or recent graduate? 💡 Are you working on an open source software? Consider submitting your software for The Statistical Computing And Visualisation Open Source Statistical Software Award! 🏆 🗓️ Applications closes soon 31 Oct 📌 statsoc.org.au/Statistical-...

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

How much of a snob would I be if I fixed the spelling on my garage?

Picture of a green garage door with the words “apocalyps now” and “dope!” Spray painted on it.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I can see why the ‘give them a stern talking to and in the process lots of great ideas’ method wasn’t working, to be fair.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

For those of you reading along from overseas, ‘muck up day’ is the last day of school in the final year. Shenanigans ensued. Many delightful and heartwarming… many were not.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Our generation must have been really BAD. The schools are doing anything to avoid muck up day! Fun and slightly subversive activities all week! They are being bussed to the other end of Sydney and into the wilderness for the last day ever of school!

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

They’re advertising ring cameras in Australia at the moment. As far as i can tell, the only use case is watching people steal your packages after the fact. Am I missing something?

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Statistician: we expect that if the experiment cup observation was run 100 times independently, 95% of the time the cup would be between half full and half empty.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I guess they could always eat cake.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

First thing that comes to mind is that we’re going to have a whole lot of autistic birds if RFK is right. Huge if true.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It’s misogyny all the way down. Control of women’s bodies. The treatment of Caster Semenya and others comes to mind.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

This is every one of us with every project, ever.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Plus those of us who are at high risk of cancer tend to use it more!

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

❤️ I’m really sorry that it’s happening like this - basic consultation would tell them everything they need to know.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

And it’s usually justified by ‘she’s on the wrong side [so she deserves it]’ cognitive dissonance.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Every time somebody posts about naked photos of Melania or implies she was a sex worker, you’re not being progressive, you’re being a misogynist and playing from the same old handbook. Also can we pls stop using sex workers to imply somebody is the bottom layer of humanity. That’s misogyny too.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

40 years since air ducts became an essential sci-fi transit system.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Every time I try to get in or out of a Tesla, I am reminded of this book.

The cover of the book ‘the design of everyday things’ by Donald A. Norman. The cover features a tea pot with the handle on the same side as the spout.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Was this AI being dumb, or a human with a sense of humour? I’m rooting for the latter.

A picture of a corset with the caption ‘Checkout our comfortable modern leather corsets’. The corset is black faux leather and covered with metal spikes.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Lifetime achievement award to me for fixing the printer and not having to buy a new one.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

His name is George and now I hide the bagels.

An Australian possum with grey fur is leaping from a kitchen bench while a bowl falls to the ground.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I started with one wild bird, then two and now I have a resident possum in my kitchen so I have no useful advice here.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Wait until it brings a friend back.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

My repayments could be $550 a month, but they won’t be. (8.7% interest rate)

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Copilot: here is a work plan for you to implement this upgrade in three weeks. Me: Three? No. Hold my beer, then fix my mistakes.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

When George became a family member: bsky.app/profile/step...

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Update on George: I left him a small, wildlife friendly, snack by the door so he wouldn’t need to come inside and make a mess of the fruit bowl (again). As a precaution I hid all the fruit. Old boy is a believer in choice and likes bagels, apparently.

A picture of a kitchen with a cupboard and dishwasher behind and a dining chair in the foreground. Poking out from behind the chair is a dark brushy tail and grey body. It looks like a cat but is actually an Australian brush tail possum escaping carbohydrate based persecution.

The kitchen is fully lit but the possum does not care.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Watching Cranford while working. I’m three episodes in and I think half the cast is dead.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Possum just walked straight into my kitchen, looking for the fruit bowl. George beat a retreat, but only after I called him on it.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

RE: data centres. Anybody else remember when GPUs suddenly became really cheap?

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

The most expensive part of my household budget is my Amazon prime $9.99 subscription fee.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

We got a new cat. Brushy tail, boopable nose, big, big eyes. At night it climbs in the window, samples the fruit bowl 🍈 🍇 and climbs right out again. It’s a possum. My kitchen is night time buffet to a possum. I guess it’s time to shut some windows… but it’s been named.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

As a contractor, picking up a client’s code base for the first time.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Tell me why you think the best apocalypse bunker food is. The answer is obviously Vegemite.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Interrupting you regularly scheduled scrolling with an important update. It has pockets.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I am neither a plumber, a paleontologist or nine years old. But I found a boiler suit covered in dinosaurs and I am living my best fashion life.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I’m pretty sure that my house sounded like I was disembowelling small children on a regular basis. Solidarity.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

We’ve got the ‘experiment and grow some seeds’ project again. It’s so nice to see young people reinvent scientific fraud from first principles.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Just realised that the Artemis astronauts are all about my age. Hey NASA, if you need a space statistician, several of us would be happy to oblige.

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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Can anyone please recommend a charity that helps trans kids so I can make a donation?

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Happy day of chocolate related regret to all who celebrated yesterday.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

In honour of an old tortoise slowly defying death, I give you my favourite animal headline of all time.

A screenshot of the title of a news story. Headline reads: ‘make better choices’: endangered Hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses and scientists want them to stop.

There is a picture of a seal with an eel up its nose looking like an idiot

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Trying to convince my kid that she has fully covered the relevant controls for her school experiment. I am dismissed. I know nothing of science. I point out that my profession designs experiments. I am dismissed. I know nothing of science.

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Steph Stammel @stephstammel.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

In my case I was looking for a missing parenthesis for three hours. It was a misplaced comma. I want to believe those days are behind me and I am Now Too Good for this to happen. You all know that belief is delusional.

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