Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Hmmmmm, Jaissle is creating a lot more doubts after that performance. 010
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It’s brilliant how you need to open the video fully on your screen otherwise you simply can’t see all of the mighty colossus that is… 010
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It feels like we’re already at that stage with #NUFC where we start talking up all of the academy talent only for them to be loaned to Grimsby and St. Mirren 040
Reposted by Stephen PattisonBCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The people respond––Amen! 072
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Well, I didn’t expect this. I guess you know when you’re done but Stokes has been one of the most inspirational cricketers of my lifetime. 010
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Ooof! James Anderson is still very good at cricket. Too good for Ben McKinney. 000
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 21/04/2026The one next door to the church, or the one opposite? 010
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 01/04/2026After years of listening to you from abroad, I’m looking forward to being here and actually going time few games. 100
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Harry Brook’s dropped catch in the T20 WC semi-final. 040
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Do you think they would go the full Big Sam out of desperation? 100
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 11/01/2026It’s ok, I think the plan is that Miley just plays in all positions. That should work. 240
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Lived in London for 10 years. Never got over how people would treat you like an alien species when they found out you’re from the North. ‘You’re a Geordie! Go on say something in Geordie.’ 100
Reposted by Stephen PattisonBCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 06/12/2025O Lord, make haste to help us. 1237
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 04/12/2025England definitely keeping in the spirit of the giving season. 000
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 29/11/2025My son, let me clearly explain to you the infallibility of Papal doctrine. 230
Reposted by Stephen PattisonUNHCR, the UN Refugee Agency @unhcr.org · 12/11/2025Asylum is life-saving. 129041
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Trips man. Was that bag strictly necessary? 000
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Likewise The Guardian opinion pieces would write themselves. 000
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 26/07/2025I think I could take the pearl clutching from people in Liverpool. 000
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 26/07/2025I’m a big fan of the sell him to Saudi story just because it would be hilarious. 100
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 26/07/2025The current #nufc timeline is just a full-on nostalgia fest. It’s like last season never happened. 030
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 15/07/2025When it happened we thought he could have trod on his stumps because of the TV angle, the way he moved and the pause between the shot and the bails coming off. Unreal dismissal in an unreal match. 010
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Cracking win. Any idea about why Hameed was getting worked up about during the run chase? 000
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Super interesting read from @suttontrust.bsky.social, especially as someone who has lived in both East Ham and two of the areas in the NE with the lowest social mobility. Would like to see if there data on the background of communities in both the best and worst performing areas. 030
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Ok, there is a Japanese word for a pimped up car driven by radgie knackers called a iansha (yansha) which I’ve always thought must surely be a Geordie word. ‘That’s a reet Yansha, that like.’ 120
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 17/03/2025When designs for the statue of Dan Burn are being drafted it will be important that this glorious edifice is not just big but imposing like a modern day Colossus of Rhodes. It should instill awe and terror (to away fans) in equal measure. 020
Reposted by Stephen PattisonNewcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 16/03/2025YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍 411033210
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 16/03/2025My life.. It’s happened. You absolutely beautiful Geordie legends. What a team, what a club. #nufc 050
Stephen Pattison @stephenpat1.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Starting to feel slightly unwell. Howay #NUFC 130
