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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 10h
Many people think you say tom, like some guy’s name, like short for Thomas, I guess, but it’s not, it’s toom, like boom.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Trump: I’m pretending to buy oil from Putin…
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Laws only constrain the lawful.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The better it looks for Democrats the harder Trump and his cohorts will work to prevent the midterms or negate the results.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unfortunately, one was found to have a misprint so they were all thrown away.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only if cameras are there. More likely an upmarket wine bar.
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You talkin’ to me?
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Already has the bust.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I bet you’d cheat at golf, too.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The better Democrats look like doing, the harder Trump and his goons will work to prevent or negate the midterms.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Autocorrect strikes again!
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Best go now, then. Because it will start in the dead of night.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And even if it was, what’s in it?
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And he frequently talks about ‘big, strong men’.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got to bring spare batteries for the exoskeleton.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Some sort of vacuum device for when Depends just aren’t up to the volume.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Did you know ‘shuttle’ has two ts?
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Few people know that Trump was actually the first person to shake Neil Armstrong’s hand on the moon. Also, did you know’Apollo’ only has one p but two ls?
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Auto carrot
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If he’s not in a freezer, he’s on life support. The death certificate won’t be written until the machines are switched off.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If so, they’re looking in the wrong place.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Definitely the actions of a vandal with a box cutter.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The flaw in his argument is, of course, people sufficiently rich to be able to afford second homes in NYC don’t pay taxes. He should know this; he made it so.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
He bankrupted casinos. Casinos.  I’m reminded of The Producers. The idea that you can make more money from a failure than a success. In order to access success or failure, it’s vital to know the true objective. Also, ‘intelligent’ and ‘crafty’ are easily confused.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Can we be certain Brainworm Bobby hasn’t been lobotomised?
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Trump’s boss wouldn’t like that
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
How?
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Illegal immigrant says what?
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Many people are saying Trump has his own ‘brown outs’ several times a day.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I’m not sure the ice cream cone works, stylistically.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ah, logic. Religion’s kryptonite.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
And they’re still waiting. For the Magical Midterms, which will fix everything.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“And this is another fake, like when I was shot in the ear?” *wink* “Oh yes sir, definitely fake!” *wink, but not to him*
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’ve thought for a while that MAGA needs Trump to be assassinated. There’s really no one to take his place so they need him to live in as a martyr. Resigning, losing an election or d*ying from illness won’t do it. Who carries it out? Lots of potential suspects, not all foreign.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A swing and a miss.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The good people of Clacton are facing what must be an awful realisation; they may be better served by a bloke with a bin on his head claiming to be an alien than their current MP.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I wonder if he’ll still go to the final…
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Or blinking…
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Letting Nixon off the hook was another.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fake news. It’s the first home run.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
So, two to one and a game in progress. Well on its way to the finish.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m saying Trump took the lid off the bottle. Had the bottle been empty, it wouldn’t have mattered. Alas, the bottle was full of suppressed bigotry, misogyny and hate. If you like, Trump was the Mentoes and there was more than enough knuckle dragging cola.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Trump was not the cause. It never truly went away. Hate and bigotry is too strong. What he did do was make it acceptable again. He encouraged it. He nurtured it. Division is an old fascist modus operandi. It worked in Germany, it worked in South Africa and it’s working in the US.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Also in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Every American should be utterly horrified.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
How long until Trump claims that’s footage from the ‘Great’ American State Fair?
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Beat me to it 👍
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Considering the quality of the ‘entertainment’, this may indeed have been the biggest crowd this particular band has seen. Be kind.
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stephenon.bsky.social @stephenon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Relax. The numbers will double on July 4
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