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Stephen McGann

@stephenmcgann.uk
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Not even the most famous person in my bedroom. Full biog: tinyurl.com/29skn3p6

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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 29/09/2026
My money's on Javier Bardem.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 26/09/2026
Yeah, justice. Fairness. Consequences. Appalling. Think of the mess.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 26/09/2026
An article so Guardian it risks reaching what physicists call "muesli-cruncher criticality"
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 22/09/2026
He's going to build a lavish ballroom at the Hill Dickinson...
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 05/09/2026
Nah, you blew it mate. That lanyard should be parchment.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 28/08/2026
You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 22/08/2026
That's nice. Now get them both to run up a few flights of stairs.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 14/08/2026
Voting for this always struck me as a very strange way to own the libs.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 12/08/2026
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 12/08/2026
LATEST: Zoo the size of 68 articulated lorries filled with sausage meat witnesses birth of rare piglet.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 11/08/2026
This sort of thing used to happen in my school playground...
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 11/08/2026
"I said MAYBEEEEEEEEEEE YER GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVESMEEEEEEEE...."
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 10/08/2026
What a time to be alive.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 02/08/2026
Aww, this just came up on the FB memories thing. Me and the OH at Les Alyscamps in Arles, ten years ago. What always gets me about Van Gogh is that it was really not long ago that he was painting. My grandma was born before this one was done.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 30/07/2026
Lads, it's still just the moon. No matter how many fancy names you give it. Coming soon: Otter Moon. Larry Grayson Moon. Alexandria Lighthouse Moon. Chuckles.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 30/07/2026
"This holy man, Casaubon, he not good for Dorothea. Cannot be a man. I have no respect for this"
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 29/07/2026
I have eaten the plums that were in my fridge Because I bought them from M&S and it's my fridge. That's kind of how food shopping works
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 24/07/2026
Assessing the weight of other UK trip hop collectives has not been ruled out.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 20/07/2026
All customers have to do is pay the £40 extra charge for a 'non-sucky window seat'.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 19/07/2026
Sorry Pete, but I'm sure that's your right eyebrow...
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 11/07/2026
Oh Count Brexitface... please show the rest of us how to make our politics more serious....
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 04/07/2026
Fancy cat drinking fountain: Cat: #caturday
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 25/06/2026
Oh do f**k off.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 24/06/2026
Cat air conditioning.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 22/06/2026
The 'ten years' bit is a clue.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 21/06/2026
The Hummingbird Hawk-Moths are back in the garden :-)
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 21/06/2026
There's just not much out there for sheep, mate. I blame AI.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 18/06/2026
Today I be mostly this:-)
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 06/06/2026
Christopher is loooooong boy.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 28/05/2026
Back at the Hoose to watch 'Suffolk Fishermen Behaving Badly' :-)
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 28/05/2026
The path from Eighties popster to bond villain is worryingly narrow. One persian cat short of world domination.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 27/05/2026
Fisherman's Pi?
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 16/05/2026
Or, by the looks of it, as soon as the acid has cleared out of his system...
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 11/05/2026
The heavy lifting required by the word 'some' in this headline is the cause of major back injury.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 05/05/2026
Also known as Mount Stupid.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 03/05/2026
Exquisite use of the word 'simply', there.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 30/04/2026
...then said brainfart makes the front page of a national newspaper, so well done him.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 27/04/2026
Me and him. :-)
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 24/04/2026
New family member. Christopher. ❤️🐈‍⬛
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 22/04/2026
"Despite these claims, women later discovered that the size of the raise was only about 5%."
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 15/04/2026
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 14/04/2026
He goes to a different Kremlin.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 13/04/2026
"Nice enough guy...a bit soft on crime...."
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 12/04/2026
My guess is they need to focus discussions on the war, and not on competitive road races.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 09/04/2026
The word 'possible' there, inserting itself into a perfectly rational headline like a jehovah's witness's foot in an atheist's front door.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 08/04/2026
Pete Hegseth totally annihilating suit styling with merciless ruthlessness. It looks like he stole that jacket from a child.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 07/04/2026
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 06/04/2026
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 05/04/2026
Appointed by God, apparently.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 04/04/2026
This chart shows just how much trouble Bluesky is in. Sorry but we’re cooked.
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