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Stephen Maclemore

@stephenmaclemore.bsky.social
1.4K followers 2.3K following 1.4K posts

🩵 True Blue pathological smartass. F bombs likely.🏳️‍🌈⃤ Retired network engineer and financial analyst. Amateur humorist. I've never been more disappointed in cholesterol. My humor makes the Sahara Desert look like a rain forest.

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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
NFL concussion helmets be like
The Great Gazoo from the Flintstones
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I used AI to develop a Chrome and Edge extension that changes Trump's name to "Pigface Scumbag" anywhere it is found. All hail AI
A picture of Trump with a caption that begins "US Pigface Donald Scumbag speaks to members..."
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
WHERE THE MONEY IS: Percentile, % of U.S. Net Worth, Total Top 1% 31.6% $55.0 T 90th - 99th 37.0% $66.0 T 50th - 90th 28.9% $52.0 T <50% 2.5% $4.5 T
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Microsoft Hostage ™️
A train station sign powered by Microsoft Software showing the system is repairing itself after an unsuccessful shutdown
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Absolutely unacceptable. Fire Chuck Schumer. @schumer.senate.gov @captmarkkelly.bsky.social @gallego.senate.gov
An entry from Google stating that Chuck Schumer has made no public statement about Mitch McConnell in the last 30 days
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Be sure to stop by LinkedIn and let the CHRO of Fox Corp know what you think of their hostile work environment and (lack of a) code of conduct
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sorry about your IPO
A graphic showing a doubting cartoon character with the caption "when every bank and analyst tells you to buy spacex"
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Kevin Lord, the CHRO for Fox Corp is on LinkedIn. Be sure to IM him and tell you how you feel...
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Once again. Failure begins with poor leadership. Fox News' and other corporate executives need to be personally liable for the damage they inflict
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
CHRO for Fox is on LinkedIn. Be sure to DM him your opinion of his work
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The C level is on LinkedIn. Be sure to share your thoughts
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fun fact: Fox executives are on LinkedIn and you can chat directly with them!
A post showing a LinkedIn message to Kevin Lord, the CHRO for Fox Corporation asking if he was good with the comments of Jesse Waters, who stated that the "animals" in our military will be unleashed on women worldwide. It asks Lord if Fox has any standards of conduct for their employees at all, and if it was his domain and if he was good with the comments. Then it asks if he's proud of his work.
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Yeah-Ho News this week...
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Hard to tell what's really going on now...
Two entries on Yahoo Finance, one, 38 minutes ago by Bloomberg that says "Iran, US accuse each other of truce breach with no deal in sight" and the other that states "Wall Street reverses losses, crude pares gains on reports of progress toward US-Iran peace deal" by Reuters 11 minutes ago.
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I always liked the sportier Toyota MR2s from the mid 80's
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Google, who is the most worthless person in America right now?
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
What in the goddamned wide wide world of sports is this?
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
At least he's also a fraud and conman too. Here's Yahoo Finance's AI bot's opinion about the price of TSLA
A screenshot showing an AI analysis from Yahoo Finance of TSLA that states its valuation should result in a share price of 25.83
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This is funny though. Yahoo's own valuation bot thinks the fair price should be 25.83, a 94% downside estimate.
A screenshot of Yahoo Finance's valuation bot estimating the fair price for Tesla to be 25.83 a share
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Just in case you want to divest from the Mutual Funds that hold Tesla stock because you're not interested in supporting a creepy pdf and unabashed notsee
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Hahahahahahhahhhahaha!
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Congratulations to MELANIA for a solid 1.1 stars out of 10 on IMDB. It appears people either loathed the movie or were paid to give it a 10. Not too much bell in this curve.
A chart showing the distribution of votes on IMDB for the movie Melania. 1,300 people (7.6 percent) gave it 10 out of 10 stars. 15,000 people (87.9 percent)gave the movie 1 star. Very few people chose any other option (4.5 percent total).
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
NFL concussion helmets be like
A picture of Kazoo, the bigheaded green futuristic oracle from the Flintstones
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Seems to me it's a failure of two collision avoidance systems
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Got this going through my head this morning
The album "A Farewell to Kings" by Rush
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
More of this
A pic of armed gunmen guarding the entrance to a transgender story time event. There is a pride flag being held in a startling juxtaposition with the dark, looming guards.
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Follow me for more investment advice. Ok not really
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
This abomination of a vehicle (but ultimate metaphor) was not, I repeat NOT blown to fucking shit
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Collie Llama is not impressed
A hybrid mutant collie llama mixed animal
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Stop getting in the way
An X post by "Shen the Bird" that states:
Wikipedia: please. Please just give me one dollar I'm begging you give me anything
Me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
This is a Dolly Llama for your Saturday morning
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Messing with Meta AI and I told it to show me Hell, and I gotta admit this is a badass looking devil
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Stephen Maclemore @stephenmaclemore.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I have become comfortably numb
Images of Pink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour interspersed with the insincere-smiling meme guy
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