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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown

@stephenknives.bsky.social
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Normal/Innocent man who likes metal, data, and socialism, and making those more prevalent in St. Louis City. Also Blues 🏒, Cardinals ⚾, Rams 🏈, STL City ⚽, Battlehawks 🏈, and Mizzou 🐯. He/him

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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Darth Vader with a backwards Eagles hat. The caption is "You have failed me for the UNSMOST time, Sirianni"
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That handshake meme where the left arm is "Ann" and the right is "Richard". Their handshake is captioned "Nazis with last name Wagner" because they're both Nazis and suck fucking ass
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don't have any feelings about the Giants but their QBs are a KKK guy and a rapist so I'm glad to see us kicking the ass out of them
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Stomp-clap Indy 500
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is completely true. Another interesting thing over that period is that recording high-quality albums has become much less expensive and more accessible. And lately touring has become way more expensive. So what it means for all musicians except for the super mainstream...
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Smokin on that $#!t the Disciples Gardened in Gethsemane
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I saw some (seemingly) authorized work happening on the Orpheum Theater this weekend for the first time in my life. Hopefully that shady religious group is selling it
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Blocked, Lost, and Strungout. RIP
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
FFX. I generally like FF games too
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We should do this in STL also, even though it's nothing like NYC. No real value to have people who don't live owning homes
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Noah's Khanate out in force at Ballpark Village
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Call her Savannah the way she play with my banana and balls
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"They don't boo nobody"
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Blocking him was part of his evil scheme and you just played right into his hand! 🫵
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Call me Boston the way I amass the true $#!t
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The plural of RBI is RsBI
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I spent hours blocking every blue check, choosing who I follow and like, and I still got non-stop Nazi shit.
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
SpaceX? More like National Socialist Aeronautics and Space Administration
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Of course I don't trust "the government" or "big tech" not to abuse this, but I simply don't care. Cars are so profoundly harmful in so many ways and we need to stop using them.
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Who's running against Cara in 2029? I'd like to start supporting their campaign ASAP
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Penalty: pushing the tush
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Call me Bristol the way I My 'er Squibb
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I wish all your toddlers a nutritionally-dense and voluntarily eaten meal
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
AI isn't going to make data engineers less necessary, probably more
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I remember playing this on N64. Shame it turned out this way
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Just saw a new-ish Cadillac SUV with a mountain of parking tickets get booted and towed downtown. @ryankrull.bsky.social has lit a 🔥 under STL's @$$
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
One thing about the housing crisis that I don't see emphasized enough (or maybe it is) is that there's no sustainable reality where everyone has a single-family home with a yard. I don't think it's wrong to have or want that, but the space and resources required for that would be untenable.
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Cardamom so dank, Call that CardaMILF
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Rachel Sennott ad did more to stop antisemitism than the weird Robert Kraft-sponsored one
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Tennessee Ernie I can Afford
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Good $#!t by @ryankrull.bsky.social : City yanks tax-exempt status for downtown’s Orpheum Theater | St. Louis Magazine share.google/Z8fNN6B0MRZd... I live very close to this theater and I can confirm the owners have done absolutely nothing with it in years, maybe ever
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City yanks tax-exempt status for downtown’s Orpheum Theater
The Orpheum Theater downtown looks abandoned: its marquee bent, its doors chained shut, its future uncertain. There is, however, one change coming down the pike. After eight years of enjoying tax-exem...
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Megoofah - The Garsh He Sees in Mirrors
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
To the Bills fans, all I can say is She S ean M' cDermott
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I'm boycotting The Factory in Chesterfield, even though they get shows I'd otherwise see sometimes. Music venues don't belong out there (nothing does)
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I don't understand how it's legal for news programs (local for what that's worth) to show the police killing someone on tv
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
24-0 at half is the most dangerous lead
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Today we celebrate the birth of an unc who would one day be chopped for your sins
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
CTE Bach
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I have a hypothesis that Atlanta is what St. Louis would become if it grew like twice as big. Could be wrong, but it's like a huge metro with an urban core that's cool, but the normies (read: racists) are afraid of.
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Paul McKee needs to spend the rest of his life in jail
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Davante Adams turns the Red Zone into the Dead Zone™ for the other team
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Idk she Jensen my Huang
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I think about the former STL alders who were convicted of fraud/bribery with some extremely pitiful bribes
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
"I hope she sees this bro" She did. I sent it to her. She responded "😂"
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
2010s Buzzfeed Quiz: You're a Vocalist in a Deathcore Band. Can You Find the Hairstylist Who's Your Everything?
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Racistcar driver
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Let's give them fucking absolute Hell
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
(Boss Nass takes a hit on the blunt, coughing) "This $#!t...bombad!"
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Donald Trump has perished. He tried taking too big of a $#!t and his @$$ exploded
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King of 🦴 s w/ a coral crown @stephenknives.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Edward Jones increased net income by 23% and AUM by 13%. Now they are laying off 2% of their employees. Remember this anytime someone says that what's good for business is good for workers
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