Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 10/10/2026His people must talk to him like I talk to my cat when she’s making a lot of noise holding a specific inanimate mouse toy. “You did it! You caught the mouse, great job! So proud, you’re so good at this!” 020
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Damn girl! Am I crazy or are their sparks flying between us?”static.klipy.comJubilee Marvel RivalsALT: Jubilee Marvel Rivals 030
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I suppose it really depends on how well your team has been treating you over the years 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Even if everyone could work until they were 95, they still wouldn’t and absofuckinlutely shouldn’t want to 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Keep going, keep asking questions, if he shouts down a female reporter, ask their same question, and keep doing it until he realizes he just a clown in a poorly tailored suit and no one likes him. Oh, and also sue 001
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Transformers is getting another theater run for its 40th anniversary and I think I need to see it again Golden girls though, kinda holds up, do recommend 010
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I mean, this would further explain why he’s in this role. What better kompromat than that? Big ol’ yikes ! 010
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I feel like most of the world now views the US as the yipping dog though 040
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Delusions of grandeur…his hands are NOT that big 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Well thank goodness the data is “observationally” accurate, just as there is no other food in the world because all I see right now is pizza in my fridge. 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 18/08/2026So if I post an image of my neighbor’s house and claim it as my own, that holds up against all challenges, right? 010
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Wait, tall or short guy? Is he wearing plot armor? Those might alter the difficulty level but I still think you might be alright with a little prep time. 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 14/08/2026There wouldn’t be nearly enough surface area to activate them though 010
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Dozing Don is still using “sleepy joe”? Wild times… 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My guess is he started online up a top team of his pool guys to add his face, and the whole thing is going to collapse. He’ll then say, I told you so…right? 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 18/07/2026“Canada, why are you sending the air down to the US? We’re going to have to tariff that if you don’t stop!” 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 12/07/2026At least an Oscar nomination for the performance, even though it was a flop 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 04/07/2026If someone could geoengineer the weather, I do think the best possible use of that would be specifically and solely trolling trump 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I suppose when you’re spilling that much alcohol on yourself, you’re bound to disinfect something occasionally 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Honestly, I would not hate a tv series as long as you retain a certain level of creative control 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Any chance they’ll have cotton candy at this circus? 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 07/06/2026People need to start using the same language against him. Call him either crooked or stupid every time he says this dumb unfounded bullshit. 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 23/05/2026If I ever choose to post an AI video of myself, I’m going to make sure I don’t look like I’m simultaneously having a stroke and crapping myself. 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Would have been fewer words to just admit he loves golf more than his son. He’s never had a struggle leaving the White House for a golf course. 020
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Omg…you mean to tell me I can just be driving downhill this whole time!? Why am I not doing this!? 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I feel like everyone in media should start using something so simple as “such as…?” and see what happens 011
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Gonna get real awkward when this current administration faces accountability one day… 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I absolutely want to know what exactly that lawsuit would be about 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Forget the timing… what people should really be talking about is just how many damn people knew about this and said and did nothing for years. Not the victims, mind you, but all those people that seeming just ignored or accepted it. Unbelievable. 050
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 08/04/2026And now there’s a $2mil toll per ship indefinitely? You know what; I think I am tired of winning now. 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Does everyone wear a watch on their right wrist, or… 141
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 05/04/2026If there’s one thing men obviously know best, it’s what it must be like to be pregnant 🙄 060
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 05/04/2026How long before other countries consider doing the same when negotiating with this administration? 010
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 05/04/2026What ends up being worse? He’s actually typing out his own rants, or that someone else has access to his account and is doing it for/instead of him? 060
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Pretty much this. He’s a trash human being and always has been. Dumb as hell, too. His political affiliation has nothing to do with just how trash he is. 010
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 05/04/2026“Although the president could argue…” same could be said about any country, and therefore would not be any less of a war crime were it to happen. 000
Stephen Hyams @stephenhyams.bsky.social · 05/04/2026F bomb and all, wouldn’t have believed it if not for seeing it myself. I suppose future presidents can just do and say whatever they want and it’ll be okay. That’ll be how the legacy media tests it, I’m sure. 010
