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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 21h

Wasn’t him transporting some extra DUTY FREE fags, booze and perfume so that you know who could whizz through the “nothing to declare” channel?

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Instead of teleporting to AUDERLY HOUSE, make a detour to GRACELAND and rustle up a healthy NANA SNACK.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

In case HIM is caught, DAVROS has got a sidekick to ensure there are no fingerprints on the tapes. Big problem though is NYDER upgraded the base’s AV systems with a job lot of knock-off BETAMAX players THIRD DOCTOR sold him round the back of Blockbuster’s.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

THIRD DOCTOR volunteered for the early product development trial but LOVELY JO just kept getting the giggles.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Mollify the High Council by offering to redo the ceilings…

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

GEN RAVON often arranges to meet TALL DARK chaps at the pictures via OGRINDR…

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

FIRST DOCTOR needs to set her an example. HIM prefers something more substantial than a weedy spliff…

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Thank goodness it’s not Stephen FRY, though BOSS would have made a decent fist of it.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

After this disappointment, NYDER will do him’s best to make sure DAVROS perks up…

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

DAVROS won’t be pleased with this competition. HIM cashed in him’s premium bonds to buy the rights to the TELETUBBIES and is just about to launch the reboot.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not wishing to cast aspersions, but me thought CHAMELEON CIRCUIT causes the TARDIS to take on appearance that blends in with its immediate surroundings…

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

THIRD DOCTOR has a habit of hacking EVRI accounts to divert shipments for some reason…

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Who needs the BBC anyway? After your getaway, follow SYDNEY’S example and get a job with the “other side”.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Funny how THIRD DOCTOR seems to have got off lightly in this exposé.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If that doesn’t work you could try an AROMATHERAPY MASSAGE. A dollop of extract of OGRON NATURAL OILS is reported to have a remarkable effect.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Given that the dematerialisation circuit is often on the blink anyway, them will probably get away with it. Them better not make the same mistake with FIRST DOCTOR’S fluid link though…

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What wasn’t well known until now was that GEN RAVON did the decor and furnishings after him became an authorised reseller for LAURA ASHLEY.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If it’s too difficult to do a convincing “B” for “BALDY”, consider cheating a bit by upgrading Mr GRAPES to Mr SIN…

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Make sure you is properly kitted out first.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

NYDER has been lurking in the dark recesses of the venue offering to sell strange pills and potions to unsuspecting young OGRONS. Remember, JUST SAY NO!

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

For a few crates of VODKA, him sometimes gets FOURTH DOCTOR and THE VALEYARD to act out BONEY M’s greatest hit…

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

At least the new strictures will give NYDER the chance to try out a new uniform.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Distract the MOVELLANS by broadcasting continuous loop of GEN RAVON’s collection of him’s special personal “home movies”. This should buy you enough time to knock up a few DALEKS, no need to pay that much attention to the instructions.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

As a well-brought-up, posh, upper-class girl ANN can FAINT on demand whenever ADRIC starts to drone on about ENTROPY. Although the downside of being a well-brought-up, posh, upper-class girl is she might be a bit reticent about FLASHING her UNDIES…

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

With the money saved on the bonce-damaged table, you can treat ADRIC to a BADGE UPGRADE.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If DAVROS is such a speed merchant, shouldn’t NYDER lend him a pair of these?

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Given the actions of the MODERATOR, me can only speculate as to the horror caused by mixing THIRD DOCTOR and OGRON genes. Perhaps ED would be better off DEAD?!

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

OGRON ED has been brainwashed to take the rap. What really happened: THIRD DOCTOR got himself on BLUE PETER and pickpocketed PETER PURVES to get BLUE PETER GARDEN gate key. Then him did 50 handbrake turns in the WHOMOBILE across the garden, took off and did three arial bombing runs.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Typical of the youth of today. Doesn’t him realise that DAVROS has been a thought leader of this agenda for ages: HELPING THE ENVIRONMENT - wiping out the sentient life-forms in the Galaxy will lead to a reduction in polluting emissions. BEING INCLUSIVE - sparing no-one from extermination.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Me would pay good money to see the OGRON version of this one. Guessing it might be a “one night only” production.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Unfortunately you might find THIRD DOCTOR gets an unexpected boost from your golden tipple. As the saying goes, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Suggest you pretend to get CAR SICK and stay in your cave. DAVROS wants to take a scenic drive and only his seat comes with a big red EJECTOR button.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This revelation will further fuel the suspicion that MISS LOVELACE and MRS HONEYMAN were the inspiration for DAVROS’s Mark 4 Travel Machine.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Me thought those were the names GEN RAVON and his friends use on them’s “special” nights out…

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

NYDER might strain him’s wrists. Industrial size POLYFILLA tubs are very heavy. Him should do a job lot of these in advance. Then him would just need to smear DAVROS with a bit of VASELINE and slip one on before the cameras roll.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You is in danger of being TYPECAST. Perhaps your agent could put you up for a musical comedy, or maybe the new JAMES BOND?

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Blame MRS THATCHER. When BT was privatised, the cost of floor space in the Post Office Tower quadrupled. World domination had to take a back seat and WOTAN had to “go commercial” to afford the rent.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

As long as that’s the only bit of him’s anatomy that is transmogrifying.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Perhaps him would benefit from one of THIRD DOCTOR’S evening classes in Vampire Techniques…

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Save on the cost of materials by getting him some of these. Plus the adjustable straps will ensure waistband to nipple gap is always maintained.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

HIM better be careful. The TIME LORDS are doing a “root and branch” spending review and have hired a new AUDITOR.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

HIM will be awhile. The only pen on the base suitable for a 3 fingered hand has a bit of a drawback for CYBERMEN…

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Presumably without him’s built-in COMMODE, DAVROS is having to resort to desperate measures in case him has a “little accident” mid-rant.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

SARAH JANE’s a bit nervous around SPIDERS, so double check what you’re offering her for tea…

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

You be lucky to earn enough to fill one of these - CBEEBIES monitor the audience and “pull the plug” when they’ve all fallen asleep. To keep the tykes engaged you should read the sequel which was ghost-written by UGGO - “WAR, WAR, WAR, MORE WAR, A BIT OF PEACE THEN LOTS MORE WAR”.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Why not patch up the CRISPY MASTER with some of these? This will put DAVROS in a good mood next time he fancies a nibble.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

FIRST DOCTOR also insisted him always had a brawny companion who could put up some shelves when necessary.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

As well as him giving THIRD DOCTOR a run for him’s money in the BASHING stakes, it’s also too close to call on whose BARNET developed the biggest BOUFFANT.

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