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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics)

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My name is Stephen (he/him) - I make comics sometimes! 📍New Zealand | stephencomic.com

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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Borderlands 4 is out soon, if you too want to experience the joy of shooting a fascist 🤠
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
*slapping knees + getting up from couch* Welp… guess it’s about time to get the ol’ pussy poppin
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
the microscopic butt plugs go in so much easier (10,000 and counting)
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
is it still “bigamy” if the second marriage is with a sausage roll? Asking for a friend (no I’m not)
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Hey, get some stupid tattoos! I have so many bad tattoos, and I love my special wonky babies
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
did a poop so thick that it won’t go down the pipes, sorry folks I’m taken 💍
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
she Walt on my Goggins til I Goggle Glasses
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Severance, but willingly choosing to be the Innie
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Just ate one of those weird American bagged pickles. Verdict: wow, that was a very efficient way to consume an entire cup of salt! My stomach sounds like a pod of whales fighting each other
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
“Working from home isn’t REALLY working” Oh really? Then please explain why it still fuckin’ sucks and I hate it
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🌙Evil Sonny Ross🌞 @sonnyross.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
A decorative illustration of flowers with the caption “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser” with a severed hand with too many fingers
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
It might just be me, but does anyone else find this Liberace guy a little… zesty? I kind of have a sixth sense for these things…
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Thank God for the flared bases on traffic cones - nearly lost it up there for a second 😮‍💨
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
YouTube recommendations be like: I crammed my RECTUM full of BOBA to PRANK my PROCTOLOGIST (3.2m views)
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
“Ripping gas”, “blasting ass” - whatever way you slice it, my Suzuki Ignis is absolutely stuffed full of 2025’s raunchiest toots
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
when I die, please load me into a trebuchet, and toss me onto the court at Wimbledon
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
American society be like:
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
anatomy fact: bones are basically just hard balloons full of milk
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
A lemon is just a very sick orange - please don’t spread misinformation by claiming they are “different fruits”
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
this is a direct quote from Moses just something I overheard, though - didn’t make it into the final book 🤷‍♂️
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Damn dude, that’s crazy! …anyway, I crammed a whole Labubu into my urethra using a chopstick
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
they should make a prequel tbh, I would be watching day 1 guaranteed 🤟
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
shelbon from Big Bag Tneory be all like: “baninga”
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
*Borat voice* MY WIIIFE left me and took the kids, she says she “needs some time”, but I know what’s coming next
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
respectfully, and with the utmost regard for your own feelings on the matter: ur mom
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I can deliver much worse work - really mess those characters right up
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
*Pictures of a happy neighborhood, where everyone is fed + clothed + sheltered* This is the “future” liberals want 😭🇺🇸🥩
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
“Bunsen & Beaker”… isn’t that the mustache singer, who does all those backflips?
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
fellas, is it gay to experience emotions? (p.s. I’m also attracted to men, if that changes anything)
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
brb, shaving the ridges off my brain to make it smoother + more aerodynamic
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
fellas, we have to bonemaxx just to compete - I recommend an IV drip of heavy cream, twice daily
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
If I know anything about sports (I dont’), the West Hollywood Bears will win Super Bowl LX
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I have suffered for my Comedy, I have hung upon the cross, and for what?? Where are my awards, my innumerable riches? Did you see my post about fucking a psyduck? That’s quality stuff!!!
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
“Ur mom slobs knobs in Ohio” - The Exorcist (2026)
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
if They don’t want me to fuck a Pokémon, then why is Psyduck built like that??
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Pretty sure there’s an award-winning cartoonist from Austin who shares the name - you’re just gobbling down his crumbs, my guy
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
We’re really just letting Donkey Kong back into the public consciousness, huh? What about the assault charge? What about all the “allegations”??
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Are we truly expected to believe that nothing - NOTHING, in the entire spectrum of human existence - beats a Jet2 holiday? They are lying to us
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
We can all take comfort in the fact that Grandpa died doing what he loved: kneeling in a public restroom with a belt around his neck, jorking it crazy-style
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Portuguese egg fart
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
a “grape”? like… some kind of wet raisin??
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Thousands of years ago: “Hey this is gonna sound weird, but… when I die, put me in the dirt + write my name on a rock”
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
yeah, the early years of Peanuts really don’t hold up
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I’m either gonna beat your ass, or cry while shitting myself, and brother… I’m all out of fisticuffs
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Call my hog the Flame Grilled Whopper, because: • it big • i got it stuck in the fireplace again
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Posting this at 3;20 am - just dreamt I was spin kicking a violent intruder, then woke up confusd on the floor. Fell out of bed for first time in my adult life, hit my head on bedside table. Life is beautiful
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
That’s the difference between you and I… im worse 😎
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
You want someone “strong”? Well as luck would have it, I smell STRONG-ly of urine. *tips hat* m’lady
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
viral Dubai hot honey Labubu
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Stephen Gillan (Step Hen comics) @stephencomic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Vaping my meth, to stay healthy!! ✌️
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