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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 19h
No one cares, but what the hey. Besides, this is only today; highly likely to be different come tomorrow. #musicsky
Text reads:

MY9ALBUMS
The sound that made me

Then there's 9 album covers:
Agaetit byrjun - Sigur Ros
OK Computer - Radiohead
Doolittle - Pixies
A Love Supreme - John Coltrane
Moving Pictures - Rush
Good Morning Spider - Sparkelhorse
Nevermind - Nirvana
Slanted and Enchanted - Pavement
Loveless - My Bloody Valentine
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 20h
Two women in a museum looking a a very Jackson Pollock-like painting. One of the women is holding hands with a very short person who is balding and smoking a cigarette and looks a lot like Pollock. The woman says, "My kid could do that."
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate the Dodgers, but I hate Atlanta and their racist chop-loving fans doing their bullshit Native American chant even more, so fuck them and go L.A.!
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My new favorite saying thanks to idiot Senator from Louisiana, John Kennedy.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#filmsky
An angry-looking woman cleaning up after dinner while a man puts a DVD back in its box. He says, "I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, I really loved Eephus. What did you think of it?
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So the racist Braves fanbase beats the loutish Phillies fanbase. And baseball loses.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, this was on not too long ago and I DVRed it so I can have it forever or until the DVR dies, whichever comes first. Such a good movie.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welcome once again to the worst fucking month of the calendar year.

“He had never liked October. Ever since he had first lay in the autumn leaves before his grandmother's house many years ago and heard the wind and saw the empty trees. It had made him cry, without a reason. And a little of that sadness returned each year to him. It always went away with spring.

"But, it was a little different tonight. There was a feeling of autumn coming to last a million years.

"There would be no spring."

― from "The October Game" by Ray Bradbury

Happy Sucktober, people!
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Scranton, you say? <perks up> My partner is for there. She’s never mentioned it. I’ll have to tell her.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hate-watching the Phillies-Braves right now. Don't know who I want to lose more.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Countrywide, pea brains just exploded watching Monday Night Football: • Mariachi Herencia de México: The Chicago-based, two-time Latin Grammy-nominated ensemble made history as the first mariachi band to perform the national anthem at Soldier Field as part of the Vamos Bears Latino Heritage Night.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today's word of advice: Don't Google your ghosts.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Arch Manning sacked six times so far. Hilarious!!!
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's official. My Mets will finish the season in the basement. What a shitty year.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well if you hadn't been going on about it all the time, I wouldn't have been compelled to check it out, since this going on about it is the first time I've heard of it, so thanks.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today would have been Glenn Gould's 94th birthday. You really should celebrate it by listening to either of his recordings of Bach's Goldberg Variations. Or watch Thirty Two Short Films About Glenn Gould, which you can find on YouTube. (Photo by Gordon Parks for Life magazine) #musicsky
Black-and-white photo focused on Gould's hands. He's wearing a light-colored wool glove that exposes his fingers on his left hand. Oh his right hand he wears a dark-colored leather glove. He's sitting in a wooden chair with thin padding on the seat.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A friend of mine is playing at this. What a brilliant idea — the entire band is bald! #musicsky
Picture of en egg wearing Buddy Holly glasses, with an eagle above it. Text reads: BALD EAGLES. TUBBY'S KINGSTON HALLOWEEN. TICKETS ON SALE NOW.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You convinced me to see Dead Man's Wire and you've convinced me to see this. Problem is there are so few (convenient) showtimes in Manhattan; is this movie getting buried eveywhere?
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Born 100 years ago today, the unduplicateable John Coltrane, photographed here by Lee Friedlander. Do yourself a favor and listen to "A Love Supreme" today. #musicsky
Color photo of Coltrane plating the sax.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tonight I learned that the plague known as Pat McAfee has also infected Monday Night Football.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don Jr.’s got better tits than his wife.
Photo of Donald Trump Jr. with his wife. His nipples are poking out against his shirt.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ah, the San Gennaro feast: shitty sausage and peppers and old-grease zeppoles.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy would-have-been 99th to the irreplaceable Peter Falk.
Black-and-white photo of Peter Falk with a cigar in his mouth.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pete Alonso threw his bat like a little bitch when he hit that home run at Citi Field.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Saw someone post "We're all NYers today." Um...I was here. You weren't. And you aren't one.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They're only up to the Os in the reading of the names. Such staggering loss, even 25 years later. Probly moreso with all the people who've died since from breathing that toxic crap.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Words that could have been applied to almost any game this season.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Williamsburg has been like Disneyworld for a while now, sadly.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm behind in the Alcaraz-Shelton match because I keep rewinding to watch some of these unreal points again. What a match!
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That was some typical Michigan bullshit, I'll tell you what. I'm just glad a shitload of people lost money on that game.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thrilled college football is back. So annoyed Pat McAfee is back on Gameday.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Photo of Road Runner Snagged by Coyote Shows That Cartoons Were a Lie

 Here’s some bad news: Sometimes the Coyote does win.  

(Photo shows a coyote with a dead road runner in its mouth.)
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh, my. So sorry for your loss.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Partner: "Is Jonathan Franzen a Me-Too-er?" Me: "I don't think so; he's just an asshole."
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thanks for this. It was just lovely.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I still don’t understand why they ever stuck Rutgers in the Big 10. God, they suck at football.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“We are the women our parents warned us about and we are proud.” — Gloria Steinem
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What the what?!?
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A note scrawled on a pad with the name WENDELL BERRY at the top. The note reads, "Be joyful though you have considered all the facts."
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Peace of Wild Things
by Wendell Berry

When despair for the world grows in me
and I wake in the night at the least sound
in fear of what my life and my children’s lives may be,
I go and lie down where the wood drake
rests in his beauty on the water, and the great heron feeds.
I come into the peace of wild things
who do not tax their lives with forethought
of grief. I come into the presence of still water.
And I feel above me the day-blind stars
waiting with their light. For a time
I rest in the grace of the world, and am free.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Empire State Building got lit up in "pink sparkles" tonight in honor of Dolly. Lights got switched on at 9:25 (9 to 5, get it?).
Nighttime photo of the Empire State Building's top lit up in pink.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Country Music Hall of Fame put together a playlist of Dolly songs for an exhibit they currently happen to be running on her. (It runs till Oct. 4, and you should probably go if you can). open.spotify.com/playlist/5XZ...
open.spotify.com
Dolly Parton: Journey of a Seeker
Playlist · Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum · 50 items · 2.2K saves
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How sad is it that I was looking at an FDA page for a certain drug and caught myself thinking, "Yeah, I dunno if I can trust this."?
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I love Steve Gelbs as a sideline reporter. But as a play-by-play man? Boy, he's boring. #mets
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Trader Joe's? On a _Saturday_?!?! You're a better man than I.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Happy would-have-been birthday, Joe Strummer!
Grafitti on a wall reading "IL FUTURO NON E SCRITTO"
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How many times a day do _you_ resist typing "You're a fucking idiot" into the group chat at work? I'm up to 6, but it's a slow day.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Missouri Attorney General Catherin L. Hanaway pressed a district court judge to block Kansas City's contracting program for minority- and women-owned businesses, saying it violates the equal protection clause of the U.S. Constitution ... by treating businesses differently based on their owners' race, specifically to the disadvantage of white-owned businesses. Industrial Salvage and Wrecking Co. and its white male owner Charles Cacioppo Jr. are also named as plaintiffs."

This country, I swear.
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Stephen Berg @stephenberg2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A cow-orker asked what a group of copy editors should be called and I said a "stet." A stet of copy editors.
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