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Every thing we put in our bodies affects us.

I believe in absurdity. Why? Have you looked at the world around us? We can cast the I Ching, look at tea leaves, read Free Will Astrolog

The 2026 Mondo Croquet World Championships and Mad Hatter Picnic was a big success. Click here to view more photos. There will be video co

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Spit-spot, just a quick note here. With the weather this nice, it was time for some Mondo Croquet. Please follow this link and peep some ph

Mondo Croquet Game, Portland June 20, 2026

These are the questions we have to consider in these modern days. I'm fresh back from one of Jenn Kraft's excellent fun Postcrossing postca

For the new readers out there, the Supreme Court has ruled that a sitting President is immune from criminal prosecution. So what does a President do? Go on a crime spree and make it a TV show!  Catch ...

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Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!

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BullseyeMart, Where Love and Low Prices Come Together! Banana Man is shopping. He picks up a banana. The right yellow. Straight. Too straight. Needs to have the right curve. This one is too short. He’...

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The fans speak out! Just a brief sampling of the praise from my readers on the Internet. “Simply wish to say your article is as amazing The clearness in your post is just nice and i could assume youre...

Mondo Croquet World Championships – photo slideshow

He was laughed out of academia for this take about the internet. Turns out he was right.

July 27th 2025 is the date for our next World Championship battle! Our 28th year! When: July 27th, High Noon until about 5pm Where: NW Park ave and Everett, Portland Oregon (Here’s a google map if you...

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Donald Trump is reminiscent of Kaiser Wilhelm II, during whose reign the upper echelons of the German government began to unravel into a free-for-all.

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Hello everyone, I’ve made a game. The Delivery. Available for free for both Mac and PC. How cool is that? Before you dive in, just to be forewarned, it exists in the ironic dystopian world of Arnold Z...

Hello everyone, I’ve made a game. The Delivery. Available for free for both Mac and PC. How cool is that? Before you dive in, just to be forewarned, it exists in the ironic dystopian world of Arnold Z...

'Suited and booted' Cheer Re-Man's cheer squad are 'injecting high-flying excitement' into Japan's business world

A map of confidence and kindness from California to New York.

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