Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 20/08/2026this is how it feels every time i go to a new dutch bros 000
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 18/08/2026creepypasta: this was taken a month ago and she has only continued to grow. here's one from a few days ago 020
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I have opened my phone like four times to post this and I keep forgetting and getting jumpscared 070
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 22/06/2026oh yeah I got my first tattoo btw. i wanted a small one to make sure my skin wouldn't explode or anything but don't you worry: papa smoke tattoo is still in the queue 090
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 04/06/2026our beautiful daughters, Standard Issue Cat and Haunted Victorian Clown 060
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 28/05/2026this is so fucking awesome. sableye is such a fun pick omg I know we're talking gijinkas but the image of shoubleye struck me so deeply i grabbed the nearest notebook to draw this immediately (ignore the hand smudge) 151
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 16/04/2026pack it up everyone this dex entry blows the rest out of the water 040
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 14/04/2026i had to make a new category for this (hypno and drifloon are self-explanatory) but i need to explain: 1. if your service animal is chatgpt then there is a timer over your head 2. i do not trust that a cacturne will follow me around in good faith man look at those dex entries 130
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 11/04/2026i meant to put it under infrastructure bc they used to be the same cell but it got too big. also like, I don't make the rules here but 110
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 11/04/2026i went to find a picture and i forgot that he has gumby legs HE HAS A TAIL? 110
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 11/04/2026here is the work in progress. even with removing all legends and gimmick forms there are still over 1000 so this will be an ongoing project but here are some off the dome vibes 4190
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Pokopia this really is the litmus test to determine if you're a minecraft girlie or an animal crossing girlie. like most pokemon games the plot is whatever but nothing beats the catharsis of bulldozing mountains 130
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 23/03/2026"the story in pokopia is so ominous and sad" fuck the story i just made a sitcom where a quarterback and a theater kid live with their gay roomba in a haunted complex 160
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 20/03/2026they were about to start fighting so I played Claire de lune 191
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026that's awesome. here's a sketch of the vision as thanks for the clarification 110
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I do not recall if I've shown her burnt beans here but I am entrusting them to you due to pink. do you accept 120
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 05/03/2026hey. don't cry. cricket on a big fucking thing. ok? 10331114
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 01/03/2026no churu yesterday. day 4 of trying to teach Cricket how to eat a churu. it took both of us to extract it from her jaws of death yeah we're gonna squeeze these into a bowl from now on 050
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 27/02/2026this is day 3 of trying to teach Cricket how to eat a churu. some progress but also she ate it in less than a minute 150
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 27/02/2026this was day 2 of trying to teach Cricket how to eat a churu 150
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 27/02/2026this was day 1 of trying to teach Cricket how to eat a churu 170
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 20/02/2026sorry that New Kitten is my only personality trait now. anyway we got a cone but i fear it's too big 4200
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Hello everyone Clover how has a baby sister. say hello to Cricket 4250
Step @stephalant.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Robots (2005) Them big ol Robot City women, little buddy. 130
