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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
My co worker pushing 50 talking about “thats what she said”
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
please free my people from that loud ass mexican song with the trumpets
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
i just won Gold in hating my co worker
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
table tennis is fixing me
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Not sure why i feel guilt for enjoying some weed when there’s a super villian running the world right now
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
yearning bad and i don’t know what for
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
pregaming the conjuring
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
harry styles aged so bad i’m sorry
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Going to walmart lowkey feels like a humiliation ritual
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
pets are so crazy when you think about it like theres just a little animal roaming around
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
they yeehaw’ing at texas roadhouse like i aint waiting on my steak
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Happy b’day, “American Idiot” — released as a single 21 years ago today, and written in the wake of the Iraq War. “The country had gone into a war based on lies,” said Billie Joe Armstrong, “and no one seemed to care. .. It was a song that came from a very honest, pissed-off place.”
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
i love my small town in the sense that the lady who helped me pick a mattress at the furniture store is the one who went viral after she was recorded crashing out on those kids at the Wendys drive thru and whip tf out her truck out of there
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
its the way i was a jerk to dylan earlier and he brings me back a bag of chips and he said he felt out each bag like i do to see which is the best for me Bye
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
all the menacing bucee billboards leading up to bucees
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Coke freestyle machines are the worst thing to have ever happened
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
i hate you so bad i hate the people who fw you
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
i definitely do not take for granted being able to come home safely from a trip
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
everyone is getting skinnier and i’m getting fatter?????????
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
this cant be the same heat we had band camp in
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
people who aint post shit all the past few months but post an american flag today
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
it cracks me up how cats are so fucking mean like what is your problem
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
just got a brazilian wax
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
my dreams always work against me it’s always some bullshit
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
its not that thunder scares me its just like why does it have to sound like that
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The Bear started to piss me off
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
bfs plug wished him happy bday i said bro ask him if you can go over and blow the candles
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
“THAT PART” whole times its hamilton karaoke
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
between the hours 7-10 am you just have to shut the fuck up
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
im so julia
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
theres a man with a fedora on fixing our printer rn… im obsessed lowkey
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
my airpods (case n all) just got flushed down the toilet and i don’t think it’s dramatic say it was lowkey traumatizing
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
ankle socks are so disturbing to me
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eunice @evn1ce.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
babe it was the crazy bread talking
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
growing pains but literally!
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
its aries season and all ima say is the body keeps score
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
got steaks from Ollie’s
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
guys it’s that hour where i romanticize times i was butt fucking miserable and lowkey the villian brb
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
a bong hit is literally adderall for me
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
eve from #invincible just like me Wanting to bone her man no matter the circumstance
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
have a weird habit of saying “hi” instead of good morning
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
folgers coffee taste like wet towel thats been sitting out
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Finally started watching the sopranos and it’s absolutely incredible i love the writing i hope it doesnt decline as seasons go
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
no opp formed against me should prosper
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
the crisp in the air is SO nostalgic to me
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
bf and i do regular errands together then later cuddle and talk about how much fun we had i love love
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
i’ve messed up 2 wite outs what am i doing wrong
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
hung out with my mom all day😊
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✩ @steophanje.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
i can’t stand a white guy constantly playing devils advocate
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