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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor

@stenscribbles.bsky.social
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Satchel | Ferret-badger | Male | 30 | ✝ (Progressive) | USA | 🖤🤍💜 Grey-Ace | Single and Looking! 1 John 4:7-8 🎨🔞((SUGGESTIVE: Here be fatfurs))🔞🎨

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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 7h
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 8h
All I'm saying is, take off the wings and bolt on some solid treads and we'd have a pretty solid Surface-to-Air missile platform!
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 11h
Oh! My mistake! still very pretty!
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 13h
Well, I may not be the strongest point of leverage, but I'll certainly try! It's the least I can do!
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 17h
Weavile...
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 17h
... Did it work?
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
God I love big tummy small tiddy women...
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My three year old niece could do better anthros than Ken XD
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just don't reach Ken Penders' level of DRAWING!
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nice racc!
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Several artists I admire have been blocked, and I PRESUME that I'm on some automatic block list, for refusing to take part in drama like this.
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Bando @bandobear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A lot of you furries stopped growing up after high school
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All I ask for in return is some nice snuggles at camp to keep warm! You know how cold caves can get!
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My goodness, Esker, you're looking fluffier than usual! Has someone been hitting the quartz again? Or snacking on shale chips? Alright, alright, if the tummy growls are messing with that keen hearing of yours, you can follow my rope back...
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh I REALLY like her.... Pillowy Polly my love...
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shining a flashlight in there like, "Yep, you're clear of debris!"
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Golly, her navel must be Forearm Deep, too... Snuggle her and listen to her tell stories of her service life...
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Leave it to her to make even a big, drafty hangar look warm and cozy!... Or, maybe that's just her... >///>
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's me. I'm Lord GooGoo
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminder: you are beautiful! If I can help, please let me know...
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The sort of butt you lay on TOP of, rather than beneath...
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Her butt alone probably weight upwards of 200 kg...
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mmmm... Eel tummy...
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That belly must fit a lot of sandwiches
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Forgive them Father, they know not what they do...
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vincentvv -> Furpocalypse 🤞MFF 🤞TFF @vvincentvv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
please remember that "biblically accurate" doesn't mean "strangely shaped"
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looking over and there's a solid eight feet of distended, wobbling blubber with her nose cone and bashful expression barely peeking over it...
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes. Less "Hoosier Daddy" in the sense of being the progenitor of the state or those within and more in the sense of "Daddy" as a term of endearment for someone who had a large impact on the legacy of the state.
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
2. While I wouldn't necessarily bank on mail-in voting being sabotaged on a NATIONAL level, there have been multiple instances of individual postal workers with strong political opinions trashing votes for one side or the other.
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't trust mail in ballots regardless of whose in charge because, 1. Mail service to this apartment complex is god awful. Stuff frequently ends up in the wrong mail box or in the bushes.++
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Hoosier Daddy" is just Abe Lincoln. I assumed it was the name for someone who produced and or sold Pantyhose.
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I find it works exceptionally well when there's a particular area you want to draw attention to!
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Joining Air Force maintenance squadron just so I can be hugged against that belly. Providing emotional maintenance is important too!
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay so I gotta plan, right? Rent a weekend cabin in the mountains, buy a ton of snacks and let her be her fat, foxy self where no one gets to watch who hasn't earned the privilege.
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me buying tiny cars so that future partners look bigger by comparison
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How dare they give me a reason to go to CLEVELAND AGAIN
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You don't understand, this food hall used to be a LINEN FACTORY! Now pay $18 to eat cheese fries while staring at old rusty pipes.
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ME TOOOO
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Renee's positively splitting seams...
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh that is a HANDSOME big boy...
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The American diet working wonders... Being smushes between them sounds heavenly...
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is it just me or is Sarah growing out that gut of hers?...
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Butthugs? Butthugs.
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wish Ivy was fat.
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Weeeell, I was being coy~... She's getting awfully hefty these days...
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This... Was EXACTLY the pleasant surprise I needed today! Makes me happy to see that little pudgeball again...
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeag
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine how big a slice of cake a plane her size could pack away ...
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is why you're fat
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Satchel, the Badge' of Honor @stenscribbles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh he's handsome...
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