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Brandon @steili.com · 29/09/2026
America.gov - newly announced today - www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXfK... .... and already failing at the basics. Just like the president.
America.gov website with a "chat is unavailable right now" warning.
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Brandon @steili.com · 25/08/2026
🇨🇦🫎
Screenshot of two social media posts: Donald Trump claims Canada wants the benefits of being a U.S. state without becoming one and accuses Canada of imposing tariffs on American farmers. A reply from “Canada Hates Trump” angrily rejects statehood and insults the United States with profanity, references to mass shootings, explosive diarrhea, measles, E. coli, Epstein Island, and gun control.
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Brandon @steili.com · 16/06/2026
One of my favorite Claude Code bugs. Push everything off the screen, repeat what you just said, then vomit the logo a few times for good measure.
A claude code bug where it pushes content off the screen, repeats things, and puts the claude code logo on the screen repeatedly.
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Brandon @steili.com · 11/06/2026
Turns out Anthropic Fable won't even let agents test against its own code. "Dispatching the targeted security re-gate (new redirect helper = new attack surface — open-redirect/returnTo abuse needs adversarial eyes)" So much for attacking your own stuff before someone else does. 😐
Fable 5's safety measures flagged this message for cybersecurity or biology topics. They may
  flag safe, normal content as well. These measures let us bring you Mythos-level capability in
  other areas sooner, and we're working to refine them. Switched to Opus 4.8. Send feedback with
  /feedback or learn more: https://support.claude.com/en/articles/15363606
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Brandon @steili.com · 29/05/2026
So the Google Health app on iPhone connecting to the Fitbit Air is kind of a shitshow. Most of the time it won’t connect. I really, really wish Apple played better with third party devices, and I really, really wish Google would stop coding with Gemini.
The Fitbit air on the Google health app, and it can’t ever seem to connect.
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Brandon @steili.com · 22/05/2026
Thanks Trump. #trumpgas
30 gallons of gas. $148
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Brandon @steili.com · 17/05/2026
At least they didn’t make the same mistake twice. /s
Clippy, looking at Copilot “I am your father”
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Brandon @steili.com · 14/05/2026
Just a happy boy who would like to discuss options regarding the possible throwing and chasing of a ball.
My dog Bear and his ball.
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Brandon @steili.com · 24/04/2026
It's Friday. Actual command sent to Claude Cowork. Calm down. It's just cleaning up 6 months of download folder laziness. I already got all the important stuff out. Felt good though. Sometimes I just want it to do the thing I asked and get on with it.
Telling Claude Full-Send YOLO
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Brandon @steili.com · 20/04/2026
This will all get classified, pardoned, and buried so the ruling class can continue taxation without representation.
You don't say meme.
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Brandon @steili.com · 07/04/2026
This is real on Trump's site. If you're an elected official - thoughts and prayers isn't going to cut it this time. Nobody voted for this. @bennet.senate.gov @joeneguse.bsky.social @hickenlooper.senate.gov @crow.house.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schiff.senate.gov @aoc.bsky.social
Donald J Trump on Truth Social
A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!
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Brandon @steili.com · 10/03/2026
Drafted human, rewritten by AI and then copy-pasta. No less than 10 all powerful em dashes, which there's absolutely zero chance DJT could use correctly in a sentence. This wasn't a strategy, at best it's a vision but it's mostly it's just bloviating.
The almighty em dash make an appearance in Trump's blurb about how powerful he, sorry we, the United States is in cyberspace.
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Brandon @steili.com · 10/02/2026
Windows Laptop. Vendor Recovery USB. Total time from wipe to useable - 3 hours after install, Windows updates and driver updates. 3 hours. Insanity. This is on an Ultra 7 with 32GB of RAM and SSD so no slouch of a machine. And then, this is what greets you. Yuck.
The Windows 11 logon screen with all it's various ads and junkware.
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Brandon @steili.com · 05/02/2026
Hey, just a heads up - the silicone stickers in the shop are reversed. The black stickers show on the silver page and vice versa.
Image of the store showing space black as the page option but silver as the purchase option.
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Brandon @steili.com · 30/01/2026
I used Kindle / digital points to buy it, so technically didn’t spend money but along with the Melania Devourer of Men book topping the charts, this J.D. Vance book by the author needs to be in second place.
Screenshot of a book listing titled “Forbidden Loveseat: A JD Vance & Usha Novel” by J.D. Boehninger, rated 4.3 stars with 19 reviews. The description states that Second Lady Usha Vance magically transforms into a couch to regain her husband JD’s attention, which has been diverted by politics and podcasts, and notes that the book contains mature themes and supernatural elements.
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Brandon @steili.com · 30/01/2026
This author is a national treasure at this point. I haven’t read the book (yet) but another book of his is about Vance and his wife.
Screenshot of a book listing titled “Forbidden Loveseat: A JD Vance & Usha Novel” by J.D. Boehninger, rated 4.3 stars with 19 reviews. The description states that Second Lady Usha Vance magically transforms into a couch to regain her husband JD’s attention, which has been diverted by politics and podcasts, and notes that the book contains mature themes and supernatural elements.
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Brandon @steili.com · 20/11/2025
Jibbers. Along with "re-truth"-ing this, there were retruths by dear leader calling to indict all of them, calling it treason, sedition, etc and then Trump himself posted:
This is really bad, and Dangerous to our Country. Their words cannot be allowed to stand. SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR FROM TRAITORS!!! LOCK THEM UP??? President DJT
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Brandon @steili.com · 19/11/2025
Facts.
A short rant about all the bloat Microsoft is forcing on its Windows users.
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Brandon @steili.com · 04/11/2025
If only someone else had the same strain of human decency you do we might not even had to discuss feeding children.
SNAP BENEFITS, which increased by Billions and Billions of Dollars (MANY FOLD!) during Crooked Joe Biden’s disastrous term in office (Due to the fact that they were haphazardly “handed” to anyone for the asking, as opposed to just those in need, which is the purpose of SNAP!), will be given only when the Radical Left Democrats open up government, which they can easily do, and not before! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT
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Brandon @steili.com · 21/10/2025
This feels productive.
A screenshot showing the official white house account is blocked.
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Brandon @steili.com · 07/07/2025
Dear Apple: It’s a little thing, but if I have dark everything, I don’t want a light grey dock on the iOS springboard.
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Brandon @steili.com · 20/06/2025
It never truly sinks in until you see the places with your own eyes. It stops being a theory and becomes a reality that we’re heading for again.
The Amache internment camp website.
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Brandon @steili.com · 20/06/2025
This has to stop. We’re one step away from internment camps again and not that it was justified then, we aren’t at war this time. This is just racism on full display (again). I’ve been to Amache. The camps were real. The US did this, and it’s doing it again. FDT.
The web page of the Amache Internment Camp in Southeastern Colorado now a historic site.
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Brandon @steili.com · 20/06/2025
Side note, iOS 26 transparency is just plain bad for the user’s experience. Look at the time or the checkmark/X when looking at a screenshot. This is just one example of many. There needs to be significant adjustments to the opacity.
An example of poor iOS transparency.
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Brandon @steili.com · 20/06/2025
Dear Apple iOS 26 devs - “finding” the close all tabs option by pressing and holding a blue checkmark is dumb. It should be a menu option under the “all tabs - three dots”.
The all tabs screen of iOS 26 Safari. The close all tabs option of iOS 26 Safari.
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Brandon @steili.com · 10/06/2025
This whole set up on MacOS, iPadOS and iOS 26 (same wallpaper, tinted icons) looks absolutely fantastic in person. All the new versions are still glitchy AF, readability is a hot mess, battery use off the charts, and I still haven't figured out the lock screen clock thing, but I like the look.
A Macbook Air with a dark background and orange tinted icons.
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Brandon @steili.com · 15/05/2025
With your permission I would like to use this for every reaction I have to amazing things in the future. 😂 Made my day.
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Brandon @steili.com · 22/04/2025
Why does every sales presentation, product demo, whatever feel the need to rehash everything we already know about the cybersecurity threat landscape. WE KNOW. Vendors: Stop wasting 30 minutes of my time. SHOW ME THE PRODUCT. GPT Alt text for additional feelings.
A visibly bored and exasperated man in a button-down shirt slumps at a conference table, cheek smashed into his palm, eyes half-closed in existential despair. Behind him, a corporate presenter gestures enthusiastically at a slide titled “Cybersecurity Threat Landscape,” complete with cutesy icons for malware, phishing, ransomware, and data breaches—as if this is shocking news in the year 2025. A laptop sits in front of the man, presumably open to Slack, where he's begging for deliverance. This image perfectly captures the soul-crushing moment every IT pro experiences when a vendor thinks you’ve *never heard* of ransomware before.
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Brandon @steili.com · 11/04/2025
Which Adobe is that? Or are they all hot garbage? You don't need to answer that. We know. 🗑️
An image with icons of all the Adobe apps.
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Brandon @steili.com · 07/04/2025
Side note the deduplication on the DP7400 is insane.
88% data deduplication. 40TB of backup data, reduced to 5TB actual used.
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Brandon @steili.com · 03/04/2025
Well, I guess it really is Cheeto Crash Day.
A cartoon-style illustration titled "The Cheeto Crash" depicts a partially collapsed Wall Street building as a flaming orange Cheeto streaks through the sky toward it. Debris falls from the damaged columns, and three cartoon stockbrokers in suits stand in the foreground with shocked and panicked expressions. The scene is colorful and exaggerated, blending humor and chaos in a satirical take on a financial crash. Image was generated by ChatGPT.
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Brandon @steili.com · 02/04/2025
I had to ask ChatGPT for a meme-able version of what to call the (possible) market crash tomorrow. These are my favorites: - Thudsday - Cheeto Crash - Freedom Flop - The Bigly Dip

The Cheeto Crash – It was gonna be YUGE.

A photoshopped image of a giant, flaming Cheeto crashing into the New York Stock Exchange like the Hindenburg. Smoke everywhere. Traders screaming.
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Brandon @steili.com · 12/03/2025
Emailed both Senators Bennet and Hickenlooper today.
Senator -

Today is a big day. You have ONE chance to help save our democracy and ensure the balance of power between the executive, legislative and judicial branches. Right now the executive branch is actively taking away your "power of the purse" and systematically tearing down the foundations of our government. 

It is hard to disagree that there are changes needed to the federal structure. It is hard to argue that there are not areas of waste, fraud and abuse. It is hard to argue that we shouldn't be taking a hard look at federal spending and deciding line by line the importance of spend. However, the job of the legislative branch is to do this work with the support of the executive. The executive does not and should not have the power to close departments outside of their branch by freezing funding appropriated by the legislative branch. You and your colleagues are granted this power by the constitution. To look the other way and say we just don't know how to fight it, is to give up on the American people, our constitution and everything America means to the world. 

Do what's right. Fight for the constitution, the rule of law and our country.
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Brandon @steili.com · 21/02/2025
Stop electing old fogey's who should be sitting at a diner drinking coffee in the middle of nowhere bitching about the weather or the price of gas - in other words RETIRED - instead of making decisions about shit they don't understand or should have fixed decades ago. AGE AND TERM LIMITS.
Two old assed senators riding on assistive devices pass each other in a hallway and presumably high five each other for still being alive because they're old as shit.
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Brandon @steili.com · 04/02/2025
I think I've read the word impeachment 20-30 times this morning. It's a limp noodle. It doesn't mean anything. It's thoughts and prayers. Stop saying we should impeach. You might as well go yell at the clouds for all the good it's gonna do. Until you put people in prison, nothing will change.
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Brandon @steili.com · 20/11/2024
Whoever invented the pop-over advertisement, I hope they feel shame. And whoever @lifehackerofficial.bsky.social has control of this, please shut it off. I don't need the same pop-up over and over again. What's the analytics for keeping this alive?
An annoying ass pop-over add on the lifehacker website which provides no value to anyone.
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