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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 28/09/2026

I particularly imagine if you download dodgy versions of software you need to know the difference. 🏴‍☠️

A diagram.

At the top it shows a laptop from the side, the lid is slightly open. It shows the connections: power, network, hdmi, usb, and headphones. It says "USB port".

The bottom half is the laptop, again lid partially opon, shown from the other side. It shows: power indicator, disk indicator, sd card ssot, and usb. It says: "USB starboard".

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 24/09/2026

A big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff…

A yellow sign with black writing. The wording reads: Interested in time travel? Meet here last Thursday, 7pm

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 24/09/2026

I thought I saw one in the top right, but I think it's actually a Romulan Warbird #joke

A fake "captcha". There are 16 squares in a 4x4 grid. The overall image is the blackness of space with stars and nebulae. The caption says to select all the squares that watch the label: Klingon Bird of Prey".

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 22/09/2026

I've never been diagnosed, and I thought I knew what ADHD was. But when I actually read the traits I do have a few. The same as with autism. I'm not saying I have/am either, it'd take an expert who understands the intricacies. I just score quite high on online tests.

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 22/09/2026

Ah ah ah ah Stayin' alive Stayin' alive #joke

A picture of the name plaque for a doctor. It's blue with white writing. It's head height, on the wall, above a white-board.

The caption reads: There's only one specialist you really need if you're interested in staying alive.

The plaque reads: Dr. B. Gee.

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 21/09/2026

At school I remember this being the coolest possible watch that I'd ever seen. I imagined having this and changing the channel when we went to the television room.

Casio wrist remote control digital watch. It's sort of portrait rectangular, but on the right it has a wedge shaped part with several buttons. The main watch part is split approximately horizontally along the middle with the top half being the lcd display. And the bottom half has 12 buttons on. It has a rubbery strap.

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 20/09/2026

We have to lose that sax solo!

Father Ted on the left, and Father Dougal on the right from the 90s comedy. They are standing, holding a horse by the reins. The horse is grey and between them.

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 18/09/2026

Do you know the only athlete I remember from the 1988 Winter Olympics? The man who famously finished last: Eddie the Eagle!

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 18/09/2026

"I didn't see you at camouflage training…"

Black and white phote of the inside of an old fashioned army barracks. Each soldier is standing to attention beside their minimal bed. The army officer is in frant of one soldier with a spech bubble saying: "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning Murphy". The soldier, in his speech bubble replies: "Thank you sir"

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 18/09/2026

The joke is on them - my kids already know how to swear 😜

A chalk board in a pub. The writing says:

Unattended children will be given Red Bull and taught to swear!

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 17/09/2026

Memories of the computers at school! We had 2 in my 1st school, but there was a whole room of them in my next. We even had a BBC Master! You can't see the disk drives very well in this picture but they were sometimes big enough to sit the monitor on and 5¼ floppy disk case nearby. #nostalgia #80s

8 BBC Micro computers side by side. They are on a row of tables with a chair at each.

Each computer is large, beige, and wedge-shaped. They have black keys, but the top row of keys are bright red. The monitors are chunky cubes propped at an angle partly on each computer.

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 17/09/2026

Is this cruel to the cats, or kind to the mice?

The foliage by the side of the road. There are two square, red signs. The first says "Cats Eyes Removed", referring to the reflective devices usually installed down roads. The second says "Mice Very Happy".

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 17/09/2026

I walked downstairs. I'm done. 😴

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 17/09/2026

I could never be a rebel like this!

A photo of a cardboard box. It has "do not use blade to open". Someone is using a "Blade" DVD to cut the tape.

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 17/09/2026

The things regular businesses offered in the past!

An old sign attached to a brick wall. It reads:
Ask your boot maker for COCK sole leather

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 16/09/2026

Everybody knows Badgers loves MASHED POTATO! I remember enjoying this after school. I don't really remember what happened in it. Badger caused choas and Bodger had to try and deal with it. It was a lot of silly fun. There was a lot of mashed potato involved.

Picture from 80s/90s UK kids programme "Bodger and Badger". Bodger is in the middle, he is a man wearing a hat, ho has a silly expression on his face. On the right is Badger. He is a puppet with a wooden spoon in his mouth, stiring a big bowl of mashed potato. On the left is a small puppet dog.

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 16/09/2026

My wife asked me to take a spider out. Seems like a nice guy, turns out he's a web designer.

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 16/09/2026

Did you hear about the corn flakes? . . . I'll tell you tomorrow, it's a cereal.

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 16/09/2026

A few weeks ago we had a replica of the Nao Santa María in our docks

A photo of the Nao Santa María. A large wooden ship, as seen from the front. It is docked to one side. Its sails are rolled up. Behind it are some modern buildings, and part of a modern ship.

A photo of the Nao Santa María. A large wooden ship, as seen from the back-left. It is docked to one side. Its sails are rolled up.

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 12/09/2026

And, as it turns out, the final joke. The rest of the roll is just those few jokes, and the puzzle, repeated. It feels deceptive. I'll have to find another "dad joke" source. Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? . . . . . Because it was stuck in a crack. #joke

A photo of a toilet roll sheet with a joke printed on.

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 09/09/2026

Hmmm, I think this is the 5th item, and it's not a joke. It's a word search of stereotypical "dad" things.

It's a toilet roll sheet with a wordsearch printed on it. No I'm not typing the whole thing - don't ask.

It's 16x16 grid, and there are 12 words to find.

RGMEOPFOPUZHCNSR JFOOTBALLOCNUJCO CBNBEARDIWSPIZZA
BTJSROTGIXBDNASK RFENCFSBHDYMCZON EPDIHZTRISOERMGC
MAFSTINKTLCWALPA
OIZEOPKCSIAHZDXR
TNVEYDFEBRIJOWJS
EXSMPOYCEVBEERNI
FAJOKESNAIUFOJAR
OB IBJSLHRVRGBNTJ VONYFAMDZAPDMLBN SNACKSKJRCANHGBO PYHMBMOCAIBWCFQA
OTJAWDPMOKVEPNAL

FARTS

STINK

Beer

SNACKS

PIZZA

REMOTE

BBQ

CARS

Beard

JOKES

FOOTBALL

BURP

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 09/09/2026

A ghost said 'boo' to the toilet… It was a shock to the cistern!

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 08/09/2026

What did one toilet say to the other? You appear a bit flushed.

Toilet roll sheet with the joke printed on. This one is in joined up writing, in a sort of "blow" shape.

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 08/09/2026

My wife has her eye on this. She is a big fan.

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 08/09/2026

What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You're under a vest

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 08/09/2026

Why did the mechanic fart? The car he was working on just needed a little gas 🚗⛽ 🤦 #joke #jokes #funny #humour

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 08/09/2026

I remember I was given some Dad Joke toilet roll for father's day. I thought it might be fun to share the jokes. I don't know how many there are. I don't know what they are like. Feel free to reply with your own.

White toilet roll, on its side, with blue text saying "Dad Joke" and a simulation "loading" bar. There are also a few random stars, twirls, and suchlike.

It's a white toilet roll. It's "side on", so we are looking through the cardboard tube. It's a full roll.

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 06/09/2026

The water/smells were fine, but the moving seat was often jarring. It was fun when it moved "with" the camera, but when Spidey got thrown to the ground the movement and stop was quite sudden.

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 06/09/2026

Just watched Spiderman Brand New Day. It wasn't bad. It's not really my type of film, but we've been watching most of the Mavel movies with the kids and they've been quite enjoyable. We saw it in 4DX, which involves sitting in a moving seat. There is occasional scents, and water. I didn't like it.

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Stego Paul @stegopaul.wsocial.eu · 06/09/2026

I understand people have different political opinions. But how people can trust this man is inexplicable. How can people think he's a "man of the people"? And even my favourite politicians, if they we're caught doing something a bit shifty, I'd want it investigated.

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