Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Heaven is sitting on a verandah with my husband, sipping prosecco and looking at this view. 030
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I feel like the Canadian customs and immigration declaration app being called “ArriveCan” and not “CanArrive” is a massive oversight. 010
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I may just crumple into dust from stress.media.tenor.coma woman is laying on the ground with a man laying on the ground behind her .ALT: a woman is laying on the ground with a man laying on the ground behind her . 110
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 16/04/2026When I got home tonight, it was 72 degrees in the house, and 70 degrees outside. So I opened the windows. The temp outside continued to drop. Then it was 74 in the house. Can someone please explain? (I didn’t cook. The sun was down.) I’m genuinely baffled. 000
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I wonder at what point I’ll be able to hear “What a wonderful world” and not have to control my breathing. 000
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Happy Olympics opening day!!!media.tenor.coma drawing of the olympic rings on a flagALT: a drawing of the olympic rings on a flag 010
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I’m so jazzed about the Olympics. I mean, my patriotism is at an all time low, but I still REALLY love sports. 010
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Apparently the line between “I feel pretty good.” And “holy shit I can barely walk” is about 30 minutes and one standing bus ride. 👵🏻 010
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Can I start a campaign to bring back the “help” sign for the clown in the balloon? 030
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I couldn’t be more proud of @atcrescentlake.bsky.social on his half marathon finish today! 😍media.tenor.coma man applauds in front of a sign that says schitts sook proudALT: a man applauds in front of a sign that says schitts sook proud 140
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I forget how horrible Joffrey’s coffee is until it’s too late. NOw I have to force myself to drink it or risk the headache fallout. 😩 120
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 08/01/2026If you had to work from Caribbean Beach, where would you post up? 210
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 06/01/2026I don’t think there are words for how much I love the British TV program “Four in a Bed”. 000
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I just figured out that Zac Brown and Zach Bryan are two different people. 110
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I don’t know, y’all. I’m super nervous about getting Whammed at my work Christmas party this afternoon. 100
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I feel like my life would improve drastically if I had like 10 boxes of Christmas tree cakes in my pantry. 020
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I can’t decide if I want to be a Heathrow pod Stan account or a Four and a Bed Stan account. 000
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 23/10/2025If Disney doesn’t incorporate the classic song “Destiny” from Mission: Space into the Disney Destiny I will RIOT. 000
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 18/10/2025media.tenor.comHyenas Lion King GIFALT: Hyenas Lion King GIF 000
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 13/10/2025The worst part about owning a house is the constant texts asking if I’m looking to sell my house. 210
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Feeling like an early aughts teen girl trying to pick my new username. But seriously, what should it be? 000
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 12/08/2025media.tenor.coma young man wearing sunglasses and a hat says " i am straight up not having a good time "ALT: a young man wearing sunglasses and a hat says " i am straight up not having a good time " 000
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 12/08/2025“No ma’am. Do not pounce on your uncle.” Is not a sentence I thought I’d ever say, but here we are. 210
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Storm headaches are wild. Hurt all day, then it finally started raining and poof! Totally gone. 140
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Getting your marriage license- 😁 Getting your marriage license- 😩 010
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 30/07/2025This wasn’t the vibe I was expecting from my natural gas company, but I don’t hate it. 110
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Someone PLEASE remind me to not wait until July to do yard work. 030
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 01/07/2025I find myself equal parts infuriated and obsessed with insane wedding dress codes. 130
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 01/06/2025You know what I’m surprised hasn’t made a comeback? Pogs. Also, nothing makes me feel more ancient than going through my Pog collection. 010
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 16/05/2025It’s no secret that this year has kicked my ass. My dad being sick, his eventual death, woes of managing his estate, work and wedding stress have really taken their toll. You know what helps? Being upgraded to club level at the Polynesian. I thought I’d forgotten how to smile. My face hurts. 😁 050
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 10/05/20252025s theme is definitely “if it can go wrong, it will go wrong.” 120
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I think I’m so used to living through historical times, that I figured this conclave would go on longer than any other. Boy, was I wrong! 000
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 04/05/2025The gas company pulled up around 9:15 pm and started jackhammering the street outside of our house. They’re still at it. I don’t think we’re sleeping tonight? (Also, should we be evacuated?) 110
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Overheard on LWTL upon entering the greenhouse: “Are we in the globe! Oh my gosh, we’re in the globe!” 130
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I never got to report because of what happened with my dad, but Epic is AMAZING. I can’t wait to get back to Celestial Park, grab a coffee, lay in the grass and watch the fountain shows. I can’t wait for more people to be able to experience it! 150
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 16/04/2025So, when does the Celestial Park BGM drop because I NEED it. 120
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Fun fact that I didn’t know until today: If you file for a tax extension, you need to send a payment of what you *think* you owe. So if, say, your dad died 14 days ago and you have 0 clue if he owes or how much that might be, you just have a breakdown. 030
Stef @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social · 07/04/2025media.tenor.commichael scott is wearing a suit and tie and says `` this is the worst ! ''ALT: michael scott is wearing a suit and tie and says `` this is the worst ! '' 010
