stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i would have let the neighbor come on my property to do the back of her garage if she hadn't sent two guys back there and powerwashed with bleach without telling me and then came over and called me a bitch. bummer. my garage has fresh paint. 😇 030
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 05/10/2026clearly not in a blue state on this map, which runs their own exchange. 0120
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i had music on so i didn't hear it happen but i turned around and it was right next to me. 110
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 10/09/2026when i moved here, i couldn't believe we had "mayor smiley" like the MUPPET?? 0314
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i don't wear it often but i bust it out every couple of years. 050
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i LOVE pamela anderson. this is how you want your mom to look and feel at your wedding. 010
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 05/09/2026this is hysterical. that's the best endorsement she can get for her mailers? 161
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 26/08/2026love these for unprententious wet weather. they're a riff on rice farmer boots. www.wbsjbootseu.com/wbsj-boots 030
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 17/08/2026"BOOK DRENCHING"??? a trend? these people think books are decor. 110
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 14/08/2026get you a listing agent who yanks the crabgrass from the pavers while they're taking listing photos. 110
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 12/08/2026this landscaping in episode 2, season 3 of silo is absolutely incredible. 010
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 10/08/2026fucking ai. "i love having my door open all the time!" 150
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 07/08/2026this is just one of the many times where social media cooking is only about the photo. i know for a fact you cannot make carrots taste like smoked salmon. salmon is not sweet. and who the fuck serves a bagel with a lemon wedge? 2324
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 04/08/2026one of my front beds is just french marigold, shasta daisies and dill. 050
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 28/07/2026oh, i know there are more but they may as well not bother. 300
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 26/07/2026is this new england aster? i've yanked it for the past few years but i am letting all the mystery plants show me who they are this year. #whatsthisflower 110
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 21/07/2026good lord, i had never seen this casa blanca lily hiding -inside- the hydrangea i tried to kill and there it was! the entire room is perfumed from one flower! 130
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026his hair looks the crisco frosting flowers that were piped on the birthday cakes my dad brought home from cakemasters in the 1970s. 120
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 10/07/2026i think he was a sicilian grandmother in another life. 140
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 10/07/2026letting your dog piss and shit on other people's plants is a choice. just gently yank them when they lift a leg or squat. one dog's pee means they ALL pee when they smell it. 100
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 07/07/2026for those who missed it the first eighteen times, cenk uygur defending platner and being shitfaced around women is on fucking brand. 010
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 22/06/2026it is so NOT raining. i feel like i'm waiting for a big check and i am broke as fuck. 010
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 20/06/2026these slouchy spats, or whatever they are, on the gaspee costumes are really very rick owens. 110
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 13/06/2026same quality installation on the kennedy center letters as this diy epson job. 020
stephanie @stefene.bsky.social · 12/06/2026like this guy - lee bestall, who i really like, but he is only dealing with people with shitloads of money. 010
