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Dr. Stefan Haessler

@stefanhaessler.de
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Physicist @CNRS @Laboratoire d'Optique Appliquée (LOA), shooting intense lasers and doing attosecond science, so you don't have to. Father of 2, husband of the 1. I can eat more than you. www.stefanhaessler.de

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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 17/08/2026
Deafheaven played in Paris again tonight, in the belly of a boat on the Seine. Absolutely phenomenal live band!
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 19/07/2026
Viva España ! 🇪🇸⚽
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 15/07/2026
¡Vamos España! Because Argentina mustn't win again. And because Trump, who wants to hand over the trophy, will have to give it to Spain.
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 15/07/2026
Now those were two shite semi-finals ☹️ #FRAESP #ARGENG So now I'll be 100% Spanish on Sunday: ¡Vamos España!
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 01/07/2026
The queen of pop, Robyn, was in Paris today and she was very good, and cool, and sweet, and glorious ♥️
Robyn on stage in Paris
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 25/02/2026
Image credit: F. Massimo, LPGP, CNRS, Université Paris Saclay
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 24/02/2026
🚀Plasma Science Summer School!🌊 Join us on Porquerolles Island, France (June 21-27) to study: 🔹 Laser-plasma accelerators 🔹 Photon sources 🔹 Inertial fusion 🔹 Lab-Astrophysics 🎓 For PhDs & Early Career Researchers. 💰 All local costs covered! ⏳ Apply by March 27: plasmascience.fr/plasmascienc...
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 28/01/2026
❤️ Tortoise @Trabendo Paris
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 03/10/2025
J'y serai, ensemble avec les deux collègues Jonathan Wheeler et Camilla Giaccagla. Venez nombreux !
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Frank Rieger @frankrieger.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
#Fefe
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 15/05/2025
@univparissaclay.bsky.social @ip-paris.bsky.social Join us at the FOrum de la Communauté Ultrarapide du plateau de Saclay on June 12 at Polytechnique @ecolepolytechnique.bsky.social! Register at focus.sciencesconf.org before June 1st! See you at FOCUS#4 for this great program:
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 07/05/2025
Online-Powerpoint is one of the greatest sources of human suffering that Microsoft has ever produced.
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 01/05/2025
Yay science! On cacio e pepe pasta sauce: pubs.aip.org/aip/pof/arti...
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Phase behavior of Cacio e Pepe sauce
“Pasta alla Cacio e pepe” is a traditional Italian dish made with pasta, pecorino cheese, and pepper. Despite its simple ingredient list, achieving the perfect
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 30/04/2025
I'll be at the @optica.org CLEO conference in Long Beach next week. I hope to meet many colleagues and friends! #CLEO #CLEOconference
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 27/04/2025
Sorry, muss sein: Terrawattstunden (TWh) richtig? (Watt ist eine Leistung, also Energie pro Zeit (Joule pro Sekunde, um präzise zu sein). Man muss das mit einer Zeitdauer multiplizieren um wieder eine Energiemenge zu erhalten. Dafür wird gern eine Stunde hergenommen.
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 04/04/2025
Are you working on scientific subjects dealing with ultrafast (or almost so) dynamics and are located on the Paris-Saclay plateau (@ip-paris.bsky.social+@univparissaclay.bsky.social)? Then join us at FOCUS on June 12th 2025 at @ecolepolytechnique.bsky.social ! focus.sciencesconf.org?lang=en
a banner with some laser mirrors and the logo of the FOCUS meeting.
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Laboratoire d'Optique Appliqée (LOA) @labooptappl.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Amélie Kies du LOA a remporté le 1er Prix du jury au finale de "Ma Thèse en 180 secondes" du IP-Paris @ip-paris.bsky.social ! Tout le LOA est fier de notre collègue Amélie, bravo ! 🥳✌️💖 @mt180fr.bsky.social #MT180 www.ip-paris.fr/actualites/r...
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Résultats de l’édition 2025 du concours Ma Thèse en 180 secondes de l’Institut Polytechnique de Paris
Mercredi 2 avril 2025, dix doctorants de l’Institut Polytechnique de Paris ont relevé le défi incroyable de présenter leur sujet de recherche de façon claire et captivante à un public non initié, en s...
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 01/04/2025
Salle Pleyel tonight 😀
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 01/04/2025
I don't throw pennies because as a middle-aged romantic who's perfectly happy with his own squeezebox server, I refuse to get a streaming subscription. Is there a service that doesn't totally screw artists over?
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 31/03/2025
But I bought the record in an actual store. Streaming makes the band more money? I like to believe that those 36€ I paid for the physical record contain a sum reaching the band that corresponds to thousands of streams - feels like more than a lifetime. But maybe I'm wrong?
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 31/03/2025
Why do vinyl records no longer come with download codes? This sucks. I'm paying big bucks for that music so why can't I have it in a digital format like I used to?
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 28/03/2025
J'y serai ! Qui d'autre ?
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 25/03/2025
I can't get over how cool this painting on a wall in my Parisian neighborhood is.
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 12/03/2025
See you in August in Delft for the EOSAM meeting!
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 06/02/2025
You indeed should, it's an astonishing film. Not in a "big impressive" way, but a delicate and poetic one. And it touches kids and adults alike.
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Corentin Duval @corentinduval.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
🔍 Quelle est la véritable nature des choses qui nous composent ? Lundi dans Scope on reçoit la prix Nobel Anne L’Huillier et Théo de balade mentale. Ils nous parleront des secrets de la matière et de l’infiniment rapide… ⚛️ @laboiteacuriosites.bsky.social @leabello.bsky.social
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 27/01/2025
Happy Monday, there's a new Deafheaven song out! 🤘🏻 youtu.be/2h_WVPSoMwU?...
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Deafheaven - Magnolia (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Deafheaven
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Dr Elodie Chabrol @eloscicomm.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Voici un starter pack pour suivre la recherche en France : instituts, laboratoires, universités et agences. N'hésitez pas à proposer des comptes à ajouter ! go.bsky.app/JSXcYqn
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Laboratoire d'Optique Appliqée (LOA) @labooptappl.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Bienvenu au GDR Ultrafast Phenomena @gdr-up.bsky.social sur Bluesky !
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 10/01/2025
60 institutions d'enseignement sup. et de recherche ont quitté X aujourd'hui, déclarant que cette plateforme ne serait plus conforme avec leurs valeurs d' ouverture au monde, d'intégrité scientifique, de transparence et de discours démocratique. 👍🏻 Faisons pareil en France!
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 09/01/2025
Yes, there's notepad and Word. Like many of us, I've been using LaTeX since my undergrad. And I still regularly use gnuplot!
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 08/01/2025
Our recent paper in @opticapubsgroup.bsky.social Optics Letters presents the first relativistic plasma-mirror high harmonic generation on a liquid-sheet target. This is a real game changer for plasma mirrors ! Persistent kHz-rep.-rate with unprecedented stability. doi.org/10.1364/OL.5...
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Continuous relativistic high-harmonic generation from a kHz liquid-sheet plasma mirror
We report on continuous high-harmonic generation (HHG) at 1 kHz repetition rate from a liquid-sheet plasma mirror driven by relativistic-intensity near-single-cycle light transients. Through precise c...
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 30/12/2024
If you see this, post a concert picture you took this year
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 12/12/2024
Où est-ce que j'ai déjà entendu le terme #keylabs ? Ah oui, les State Key Laboratoires en Chine ! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_K...
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State Key Laboratories - Wikipedia
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CNRS @cnrs.fr · 11/12/2024
#RejoignezleCNRS 🫵 et transformez vos projets en #innovation ! Le CNRS recrute des chercheurs et chercheuses passionnés. Les concours sont ouverts jusqu'au 10 janvier 2025 ! 👉 carrieres.cnrs.fr/concours-ext... #Recrutement #CNRS #Icicarecrute www.cnrs.fr/fr/actualite...
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Lancement de la campagne de concours externes chercheurs/chercheuses 2025
La phase d’inscription ouvre le 11 décembre à 13h. Cette année, 270 postes sont ouverts.
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 29/11/2024
Ah, ce n'est vrai que pour mon adresse mail privé. Polytechnique refuserait donc de recevoir des mails envoyés via le gros hébergeur Hetzner? Aïe
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 29/11/2024
Tous mes mails envoyés à des adresses @polytechnique reviennent. "all hosts for 'polytechnique.fr' / 'polytechnique.edu' / 'polytechnique.org' have been failing for a long time (and retry time not reached)" Qu'est-ce qui se passe ?
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 25/11/2024
niobate, lithium, electro-optics
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Laboratoire d'Optique Appliqée (LOA) @labooptappl.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️ LOA got covered in snow today! ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
The lab building with a snow cover The lab entrance with snow cover
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 19/11/2024
En route vers ma première rencontre #declics entre lycéens et chercheurs. Je suis super curieux!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
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David Monniaux @monniauxd.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I take this opportunity to point out that CNRS will open PERMANENT TENURED RESEARCH POSITIONS, deadline JANUARY 11. If you intend to apply, I strongly suggest you contact the head of the groups you plan to apply for. Do not wait until the official announcement.
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 10/11/2024
Cool! I'm in photonics, and intense lasers are among the subjects I post about.
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 28/10/2024
The extreme-right government of the Netherlands is slashing higher-education and research budgets. And, as if to make their xenophobic lunacy even more obvious, want to start prohibiting teaching in English.
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David Monniaux @monniauxd.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Renumérotation des sections au Comité national de la recherche scientifique www.cnrs.fr/comitenation...
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 04/10/2024
J'y serai avec mes collègues slava et André. Venez nombreux !
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Dr. Stefan Haessler @stefanhaessler.de · 03/10/2024
🇩🇪🍌 Happy German Unity Day 🍌🇩🇪 youtu.be/cJ2Sgd9sc0M?...
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David Hasselhoff - Looking For Freedom (ZDF Sylvester Trümpfe 31.12.1989)
YouTube video by Schlager für Alle
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Guillaume Limousin @sonicurticant.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
🔥📢[ARTICLE] de @lexpress.bsky.social Le nouveau ministre de la recherche Patrick Hetzel - anti-avortement - propage fakes antivax - chloroquinomaniaque pro-Raoult - accuse les médecins d'avoir euthanasié au rivotril - antimasque - contre la loi anti-charlatans RT SVP🔽 www.lexpress.fr/sciences-san...
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Les étranges errements scientifiques de Patrick Hetzel, le nouveau ministre de la Recherche
Sur l’hydroxychloroquine, mais aussi les vaccins anti-Covid, l’homéopathie ou les médecines alternatives, l’ex-député a défendu des positions très éloignées de la rationalité scientifique.
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