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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My word choice is still giving me away (freeway, firefly) after two decades gone mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

Dialect map showing I map closest to the American southwest (California and Nevada) and talk the least like the east coast

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

As a Protestant, I am going to happily annoying about this in some groupchats

Screenshot of the quiz results showing my closest match is Pope Leo XIV, a circular portrait of him in papal vestments looking serene, and the note "Head of the Catholic church 2025-present"

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Clouds are great. Can't get enough of these guys. Yinz seeing this? Amazing.

A blue sky over rolling green mountains with giant fluffy white clouds

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.

Tumblr user "boomer-mythology-destroyer" has reworked a "missing the point" meme. On the far left is a trebuchet, just after firing. A pink arrow tracing the arc of fire is bisected by a large boulder. Directly underneath is a cartoon head which has a dotted arrow pointing to the trebuchet from its eyes, and a speech bubble saying "trebuchet."

Tumblr user "jadeharleyinc" reblogs and adds "hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again"

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Sorry brother but this is what you sound like. The only spring break trips I took were to Montréal to see churches et parler en français.

Tumblr user orcboxer says "have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you."

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Finally made birria poutine with Chihuahua cheese! I now understand the phrase "packed with flavor."

A jar of dark meat juices is held up to contrast with the much less dark gravy in a small pan on the stove

Poutine in a blue bowl! Fries, gravy, and chunks of cheese

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

This bastard has haunted me for over two decades and I finally found him thanks to the mafia formerly known as Girl's Alt

Photo of a page from "Yo, Sacramento" by Will Cleveland and Mark Alvarez. The illustration is of a giant hampster riding a Concorde jet like a cowboy, clothes flying off him. The text reads: "Concord, New Hampshire. Fasten your seat belt, a nude hamster is riding atop the Concorde! The Concorde (Concord) is being flown by a nude hampster (New Hampshire)."

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

There's a baby just out of frame in my arms and a cat asleep on my feet. The St Nicholas Day vibes here are immaculate

An artifical tree with LED Christmas lights glows warm and fuzzy right next to the couch the photo is taken from. A few handmade paper ornaments are on the tree

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Maniac hours here now that trick or treating is done.

Photo showing a baby in a striped onesie on my lap - all that's visible of me is my baby-supporting leg and my hand holding a kit-kat bar partially unwrapped. I haven't snapped the pieces apart; I've taken a bite out of the bar.

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

So far no frogs at the Shadyside Pittsburgh protest. I am disappointed.

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Thankfully they are unbothered in the no braincell lane. See how he naps rather than attack peaceful protesters? Very demure. Very mindful.

An orange cat sleeps on a multi-colored blanket, white paws extended out in front of him and lightly crossed. His head is demurely turned to the side.

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

*nods sagely* the Feline Way. I just bowled mine out the bathroom for licking the bathtub floor yet he baby

An orange cat with white nose and paws snoozes adorably, stretched out on a knit blanket with one paw in a sunbeam

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

5. Fiber arts! Sewing is cool, knitting tolerable, lace making/quilting/weaving I'll get to yinz one day! But oh do I love embroidery and cross stitch.

Backstitched needlework in tan frame on a white wall. Around the left and bottom sides are delicate, curling green vines with a few separate and worked between words. The words read - in a fancy and frilly font: "What is best in life? To Crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the Lamentation of their women" end

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

My friends got cool narrative moments and then after session I found this hat for my horse.

A photo of a computer screen showing a Stardew Valley farm where a cute pixelated horse wears a blue top hat with a yellow question mark on it

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Ah damnit that was a completely different conversation I didn't screenshot; the screenshots I have are him arguing Trump's "I just start kissing them; I don't even wait" comment isn't describing sexual assault because the women "let" him do it and don't negatively react in the moment.

2016 Facebook comments, someone labeled "OP" argues that it's exploitative for Trump to say "because I'm a star I can do anything" because it emphasizes his power over women's consent. OP allows Trump could've phrased things poorly, but it sounds like he assaults women.

Lippincott, labeled Douche Canoe, says that women are moral agents who can resist powerful men, and that because Trump says he's taken rejection well means he's not a rapist. He compares Trump walking up to women and kissing them to drunk men starting to make out with random women in the club who don't resist. That because he shouldn't call the cops on the man in the 2nd scenario means there's no observable crime when, again, Trump walks up to a woman and kisses her without waiting.

A third commenter, asks, "What the hell?!"

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

All set to start "The Double" that I see recommended by my fave fanfic author constantly

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

He heard that we were filing important things

A handsome and alert orange cat sits in a cardboard box, leaning on a bunch of upright manilla folders with various paper inside.

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

[Marked safe from toddler's opera & ballet obsession] [Absolutely bodied by my Eurovision obsession] 3 of the artists are also faves of my toddler, & likely got boosted there by her. I'm willing to give you a song from my top 100 in reply to a matching # if you're willing to listen to Eurovision.

The blue and yellow Spotify wrapped summary. Includes a picture of Stray Kids, an 8 member Korean all-male pop group.
Top artists are, in order, Stray Kids, The Wiggles, Ladaniva, Zdob si Zdub, and Joost. Top songs are, in order, (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi, European, La La Love, Rim Tim Tagi Dim, and Dancing Lasha Tumbai

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

At least Trader Joe's makes a really good cat bed. He'll have this orangey to speak for him when God takes a look at the receipts.

An orange cat, disgruntled to be subject of a photo, lies relaxed on a blue Trader Joe's reusable insulated shopping bag.

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

The boyar was not able to secure a lick of the roast juices, but some chin scritches seem to be making up for that

A handsome orange cat lying on a knit blanket is getting chin scritches from a hand in the foreground. The cat has clearly shoved his head forward for this, and his eyes are closed in a feline expression of bliss.

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

My husband is doing lap storytime as I sit on the Christmas bin and watch this guy take a bath. He doesn't know how good he's got it.

The same orange boy has turned around and settled in on the chair, his head a little blurry as he licks a paw.

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H the Hornbill ♨️ @steepedstitches.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Local jagoff who can be comfortable anywhere is taking one of two seats fit for a thirty year old parent while there's a tornado watch sending us to the basement.

A handsome orange cat sits on a blue fold out chair. There is just enough chaos (boxes, hanging laundry, etc) in the background to suggest the full insanity of the basement.

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