Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026pauses turns his head people are talking about a variant version of himself ……….. Oh. Oh my. Okay. Very private convo. Going to adjust super hearing away from that one 030
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026He’s readjusting the Daily Planet globe. It got knocked around during a fight with Metallo 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Losing powers? Feel like that’s something every person with superpowers goes through at least once. Sometimes they get their powers back. Sometimes they don’t.” 110
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“I’ve encountered Xenomorphs a few times. First time I was responding to a rescue call on a red sun planet.” 010
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This Del looks sort of familiar. 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Kara just has never tried a really good soup. 010
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“Don’t antagonize The Hulk. It’s a very bad idea” 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 10/08/2026“………….” he just slowly flies away 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 10/08/2026“Creeper. A yellow skinned man with green hair, a red mane on his body, red gloves and boots, and green underwear. He laughs constantly and some say he’s both wacky and terrifying. Frankly, I just find him…a lot.” 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 10/08/2026“Oh. Condiment King? I heard about him from Batman. …….and…..Creeper.” Superman makes an annoyed face. 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It’s not technically underwear. Technically. You see, when my mom made my first costume, she based on two things. Kryptonian clothing seen in a hologram that came with my ship…and classic circus strongmen. She felt it made me feel more approachable. 100
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 30/07/2026“Of course it is. But despite that he usually has an energy field around him.” 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 30/07/2026“No. He’s wearing the Superman variant of his War Suit. Probably to get a reaction out of us.” 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 30/07/2026“Lex! That’s enough!” 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 30/07/2026“……What is Lex wearing?” he facepalmed “Not this again” 010
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 30/07/2026“Telepaths can be a pain. Even with my training, a powerful one can still get through my mental training and barriers.” 010
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026She’s a vampire? Does she… Don’t let her bite Kara. 010
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026“I created a flying training course near the fortress called the Kessel Run. Don’t test me on my knowledge of the force.” 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026When Supergirl lacks sleep, she becomes a Jedi. Give it a bit more time and she’ll end up like this.static.klipy.comLisa Simpson: I Am The Lizard QueenALT: Lisa Simpson: I Am The Lizard Queen 011
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026// forgot a question mark on last post and had to delete and redo it I couldn’t let it slidestatic.klipy.comSuperman Superman3ALT: Superman Superman3 010
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026“People ask me who’s a better photographer. Jimmy Olsen or Peter Parker? As a friend to both, I can only say…” looks off to the sky “Did you hear that? Someone needs my help!” he flies off 020
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026My super hearing hears someone is awake. Go to sleep. 010
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026“He’s powerless? I’ve…experienced that. The first time I went through it, it was a bit of a personal existential crisis. But I had good friends to help me get through it… …swimsuits? That’s…a unique one. Myx always did range from ridiculous to…incredibly troubling and disturbing.” 010
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026// me trying to get my brain to work for things, especially on this accountstatic.klipy.comMan Struggles Mowing LawnALT: Man Struggles Mowing Lawn 010
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026“Oh. You had run ins with Myx?” he shakes his head “Sometimes playing his games is hard. Although I’m still a fan of the classic ‘I’ll go away if you get me to spell or say my name backwards’. Always love a classic.” 010
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026“I understand that life is difficult and there are a lot of people out there who will make things even harder. There is so much hate in the world. And sometimes, it feels like fighting for truth, justice, and a better tomorrow is a challenge we can’t meet. Sometimes…people want the easy answer.” 141
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026// this is not the gif I expected to seestatic.klipy.comSuperman's Lullaby for Crying BabyALT: Superman's Lullaby for Crying Baby 010
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026“Langu-…girlfriend?” 110
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026“We do /not/ kill.” 050
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 13/07/2026“It’s a common trait I’ve noticed through the multiverse.” He smirked “Does your Clark also proofread your spelling? Because where I’m from, not even spellcheck and autocorrect can beat Lois Lane.” 010
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 13/07/2026“You don’t look like the Lois I know. She’s a little older. Longer hair. But I recognize that look in your eye. The same drive.” he smiled “And possibly the same tendency to get into trouble.” 010
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 26/06/2026// Lol nevermind. Might post my thoughts in the discourse with a spoiler tag. Even though my thoughts are spoiler free because all I’ve seen are spoiler free reviews 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 23/06/2026“By caught, do you mean you caught him doing a crime, caught him when he fell, or caught him by randomly picking him off the street?” 020
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 22/06/2026whispers “Conner. You know the horse thing isn’t as bad as the time you met another Kara back in the day. And I heard about the thing you said as a Black Lantern.” 100
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 22/06/2026“Kara specifically asked us to not bring up the horse thing, Conner.” 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 22/06/2026sighs “This secret harem thing is getting ridiculous.” 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 22/06/2026“The multiverse is vast” 140
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“The name is Superman. Sorry. This city reminds me so much of Metropolis, I didn’t consider how shocking it may be to be flying up in the sky.” 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“Glimpsed into another world filled with corporate superheroes who abuse their power and care more about their own celebrity popularity than actually protecting people. …Vought seems to be one of those companies.” 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 15/06/2026“Not a fan of what I’m seeing here.” 120
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 13/06/2026// Making it canon now. Every Friday it happens 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 13/06/2026How did… …Did Lois say something? 010
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 11/06/2026“Let’s see what’s on the agenda.” he frowns “…Interview with…Mr. Cain.” he sighs “Wish I could pass this one off to someone else. Not a fan of this guy.” 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 11/06/2026// I still really like my Doctor Who / Krypton headcanon Where The Doctor actually did visit Krypton in the past and had an adventure there but couldn’t stop Krypton from blowing up because it’s a fixed point in time And The Doctor has met Clark & Lex when they were young 120
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Just finished cleaning Lois desk at the Planet. Left some flowers for her there too 000
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 08/06/2026“Okay. Only a few minutes until we have to set up the Daily Planet TikTok livestream for the upcoming… …What? I hit the live button already? How do I turn it off? …what does it mean by roses? I don’t get it. …SuccSuccMommy69 keeps typing the word DILF over and over again. What does that mean?”static.klipy.comDavid Corenswet as Clark Kent in Superman LegacyALT: David Corenswet as Clark Kent in Superman Legacy 010
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman @steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 08/06/2026“The news isn’t always pleasant. Especially these days. I always try to keep a positive outlook regardless” 000