iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Turns out you can eat a tarot card to gain its powers I just ate like 6 fools

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Jimmy bufghed wasting away in penis collider villen

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Turn my quotes into marketable plushies

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

YARR WHY BE YE IN SOME FRILLY DRESS It's becawse I'm yowur first maid captain uwu

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Thank you everybody for signing up for my gooning to armor club. I would like to thank everybody for cumming to knight.

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I was crazy once they locked me in a room they let me free. They locked me in a second room where I could be me. "Bars?" Of course I was not the one locked in but it was you. Spontaneous poetry with my friends

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Be the reason somebody shits their fucking balls off today

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

I feel your heart beat with my feet in your cum. Oh what a shame that you came here with out some. So while you're feeling my ass let's make the most of the night like your sucking on some

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

"do you come here often" lady I come way too much irrespective of location

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I am going to post a thought I had to the knternet

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

"Haha funny post I- HEY is that SEAN Murray?!! I owe that motherfucker money! GET HIM!"

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Getting a teeth cock ring so I can front with somebody else with a teeth cock ring. This is the wailing and gnashing of teeth talked about in the bible

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Poseidon's salty butthole, Neptune's slimy bussy, eh potato po-tah-toe

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Bouncing on it in a way that disturbs the earth and reveals an ancient horror time had forgotten

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

You can kek out any time you like. But you can never meme

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Hung over. At least people are calling me hung

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I got so much salt in my pee that I could start pissing and spin a circle to prevent demons from being able to reach me

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Had a dream where springtrap from FNAF was there and he had a normal dick and he jacked off. "It's been so long since I last cranked my hog locked in the corner gooning to your mother" this is an actual dream I had. The brain Rot has infected my skeep

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I've invented the mightier pen the sword doesn't stand a fuckin chance now

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I'm my own worst critic. There have been many others just as bad, but none as accurate as myself.

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Guy who is in the cuck chair but he doesn't understand what's sexy so he assumes the chair is hot

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

The only AI slop I'm gonna consume is from my wife

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

She wants to dance like Uma sume buried until I confess she wants the it's like Uma sume blue factory princess

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Destiny players dealing with the vex it's a metaphor for how much time they've wasted playing the game

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Tooth fairy going broke dealing with me

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

You are my sunshine My only sunshine You make me happy When skies are gray You'll never know, dear How much I love you Please don't take My sunshine away The other night, dear As I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you Deep In my arms When I awoke, dear I was mistaken So I hung my head and cried

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Fish soup is the funniest meal conceptually to me we specifically go into the liquid to trick fish so we can take them out of the liquid to prepare and eat them back in the liquid

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Yever thinkat somma thwords weuse coulbe shorrnd darnit ijus nvented french

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

The world is smoke and mirrors we must extract the truth

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

I would love to be a dog not for any sexual reason more that I would love to be loved unconditionally

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

French people edging be like *lagoon*

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Your telling me a shrimp powers this reactor

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I dreamt I was a butterfly like a gross fucked up butterfly with one of them freaky straw nose tounges

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

The inedible hulk? Yeah I'm pretty sure I couldn't eat that guy he would kill me

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I know I am not creative or funny or smart or talented or good enough in general

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

"do the heroes always win?" God I hope so.

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Jorking that thang like winter soldier from marvel rivals ARMED AND DANGEROUS AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

No 100% full clear PERFECT sex I missed one note FUCK

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Need my corporate wife to only fuck me call that a non-com-penis contract

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SteelCladSeraphim @steelcladseraphim.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

I ovulate so fast I piss out eggs like I'm reverse sounding gushers

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