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katie 🏴‍☠️

@stedeisms.bsky.social
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connoisseur of fine imported dads 40 (18+ only pls) | she/her rhysie and ofmd and merlin mostly✨

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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
what were you going for here exactly mister darby
rhys darby posing sluttily for the Fourth of July with no shirt on and his super pink nipples out
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I found this yesterday he’s there in spirit
Taika Waititi and Melanie Lynskey
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I just wanted to see if there was any pics of them together, does Rhys know he starred in severance
ai slop on google telling me that melanie lynskey and Rhys Darby were in severance
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
someone should draw ed in these boots I feel
Alexander Skarsgard on a red carpet wearing thigh high black boots with his suit
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
hello just reminiscing about back when rhys was in aonz and posted his little videos checking the trail cams for a kiwi while dressed like a lesbian park ranger
lesbian park ranger rhys darby, he’s wearing a hat and a green shirt and has some sort of camera equipment strapped to his bod
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
nadja from what we do in the shadows baring her fangs with the caption SHE HISSES
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
text conversation where one person says how are you shaped and they answer with a square and the first person says I need you
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I JUST THINK THAT
close up of rhys darby’s naked body showing his neck and his favorite chain and his wild old man chest hairs and snowy white chin hairs
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
righteous gemstones spoilers!! anybody talking about ed and stede in these fits
Kelvin and Keefe from the righteous gemstones, Kelvin’s is in a white bedazzled suit and keefe is wearing a black bedazzles suit with some fluffy situation on one shoulder. they both are tits out
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
last night it was my most handsome sweet boy Mack I miss him terribly but I feel blessed that he came to say what’s up
a handsome Rottweiler wearing a red bowtie a Rottweiler babysitting some baby chicks
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
the amount of tasks I have to do sucks so bad but also, rules so hard
a pic of my open work tasks of which there are 1717
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
she’s my best good friend
a brown black and white hound mix smiling at the camera (panting after a walk)
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
found one
a magnetic stud finder stuck to a picture of rhys darby in a pool
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I love omegaverse
picture instruction book for putting together my new desk that says UNTIL THE PROTRUSION IS STUCK
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I just think that if I could 🫴 a little, it would fix me
rhys darby’s cuppable little boob
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
anybody got eyes on mister waititi
text from rhys darby’s ig story that says “old mate’s in town”
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I just finished rewatching parks and rec and I keep wanting to sing about falling into the PIT
rhys darby exposing his armpit like a slattern
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
so compact and efficient
a hound mix curled up in a tiny ball with her nose tucked under her tail
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
there’s not a one of these that ed wouldn’t be obsessed with
a collection of brightly colored claw clips with a bunch of different nautical animals like fish and whales and stuff
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Post dog
a tricolored hound mix laying on the couch, she has her paw on me and I have my hand on her we were vibing
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
my house where I LIVE
close crop of rhys darby’s neck with his white golden chest hairs poofing out of his tshirt collar
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
kiwi got a bath and a very thorough brushing and now she is resplendent
a brown black and white hound mix sitting with her head turned towards the camera, she is currently very fluffy from her bath
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
tom haverford on parks and rec saying “it’s dirty and I’m wearing my summer linens”
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
get you a girl who can do both or whatever
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
kiwi is genuinely the most photogenic dog I have ever had but her good pictures are not my favorite pictures of her
a brown black and white hound mix looking goofy with her eyes closed and her little teeth showing
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
the gentleman pirate I presume
frog art on the ceiling, the frog’s legs are spread and he’s surrounded by butterflies
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I’ve got my first doctor’s appointment in about seven years tomorrow and it’s a terrible kind of doctor’s appointment to boot, I am d r e a d
rhys darby sitting at a bar with a drink looking like he’s having a crisis
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
oh my god just remembering the thing david said yesterday. you know the one
taika and rhys gazing at each other in the lie detector test interview
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
it’s officially summer temps in one this because kiwi has situated herself between me and the fan and is stealing all the wind for herself while she pants hot air on me
a tricolored hound mix panting from the heat with a fan in the background
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
national safe digging month sounds like something Anton made up to lecture the pack about
a screenshot of an email I got from the gas company that says “April is national safe digging month”
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
he posted a new IG story!!
a screenshot of rhys’ IG story he’s sporting a hefty mustache and doing the hang loose fingers
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I wish I was mouse-sized so I could curl up in there and take a nap
Star Trek rhysie’s hair poof it looks like a soft golden pillow
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
look I’m unhappy about the heat and humidity and the pollen already kicking in but it just started thundering and then it rained and it smelled so strongly like a summer rain and now I’m
the kombucha meme girl, reconsidering everything she knows
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
rhys we gotta talk about your gay free pass taste
stede making a face and saying yuck
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
been meaning to hang this guy up forever and finally did
an ofmd themed cross stitch in a pink frame
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
my neighbors have the most massive outside cat his name is pigpen and I want to pet him so bad I could die but he’s feral plus I think he associates me with big barky dog, so he is unwilling to make friends. anyway look at this absolute unit
a huge orange tomcat on the prowl through some green grass
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I’ve been watching abbott elementary while I crochet and I was just wistfully like man I miss having a work mom what happened to having a work mom and then I had the terrible revelation that it’s because I’m entering work mom era myself. I’ll never be the baby again
rhys darby on stage wearing his black RD shirt and pretending to hold a drink while looking like his life is a wreck. the caption simply says Fuck.
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
sorry she’s just being so photogenic today
a black brown and white hound mix sitting in some green grass. She’s wearing a pink harness and a lime green collar and there are some little purple flowers in the grass.
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
happy lady
a black brown and white hound mix smiling happily for the camera
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
if you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
meatwad and master shake from aqua teen hunger force, the text says I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
how did I ever think he could withstand This
stede looking at Ed in the I love being near you scene, he looks like the sweetest most earnest and loving man that has ever existed
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
someone made a pirate version of the morning routine guy which feels relevant to our collective interests
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
oh I do I have that picture
rhys doing weird things with his limbs but more importantly his little tummy is hanging out of his shirt
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
ed carrying uncooked chicken breast stede off the ship
a cursed image of a black cat standing on its hind legs looking like he’s carrying an orange cat
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
is she having the Sunday scaries too
a hound mix with a brown and white face peeking out from under a blanket with dogs on it. she looks a little worried like she’s the one that has a terrible work week coming up
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I could kick somebody’s ass when they say they’re “coming by sometime today” (my landlord) or they’re “calling later” (my mother) fucking WHEN, EXACTLY
stede looking grumpy and grimy
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
kiwi’s tummy hairs look like her grandpa rhysie’s chesties if u care
a dog’s tummy covered with long white wild hairs
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
No cheating, post the last photo of your pets! she was stretched out so long i took a panorama shot to capture the Length
a hound mix laying down with her legs stretched out so so long
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katie 🏴‍☠️ @stedeisms.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
It's officially Rhysie's birthday in AoNZ! Post a favourite picture of the birthday boy to celebrate.
rhys in a pool on a unicorn pool floatie holding a drink in a red glass and touching his nipple with his thumb birthday boy rhys eating the pool floatie’s ass on the lawn
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