SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If anybody asked me I’d have made the Cornell 7 write that essay, too. Then I’d send them to chair. But the essay before the chair seems like a little extra they deserve. 210
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I was doing a murder I would probably take my Apple Watch off. 230
Reposted by SOTUSSOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 29/07/2025If you’re ever having a bad day may I humbly suggest just remembering that Rush Limbaugh is dead. 3758641
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I went to the gas station the other day and whoever had the pump before I did put $400 of gas in something. 250
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I finally snapped the other day and told Ashley I hate the fucking hangars she keeps forcing on me. I just couldn’t do it anymore. These are the real problems in a ten year marriage. 110
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You guys. What the fuck is going on in Grand Rapids? They have some of the nicest homes I’ve ever seen. Like people lived in them. Liked them, even. apps.realtor.com/mUAZ/3b7l0mpqapps.realtor.com 100
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I think the glambot guy is the smartest dude in paparazzi work and possibly even showbiz. What a great gig that dude’s got. Perfect for the moment job. Gotta be smart and lucky to pull that off. 010
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Credit to Ed Sheeran’s team they are doing an absolutely terrible job helping him respond to this. 2130
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Jesus Christ we live in the dumbest timeline. arstechnica.com/ai/2026/09/r...arstechnica.comAI hallucination of Chinese nuclear components almost led to US military attackBut the military's overall use of AI seems to be accelerating. 020
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My act of service is that I will immediately mute you on a TEAMS call if it seems like you might not know your mic is on. 2111
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026What’s crazy is there’s an army of Americans stupid enough to believe this. 040
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 09/09/2026That Sydney Sweeney man. Huge tracts of land.static.klipy.comLucille Bluth: Good For Her (Arrested Development)ALT: Lucille Bluth: Good For Her (Arrested Development) 130
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Went upstairs today during a break to go say hi to the baby, and I find Blair doing independent play in a mountain full of beanie babies and Ashley is watching the new Disney 9/11 docuseries. Peak millennial household over here. 140
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026We’re going to Bozeman to visit friends over the holiday, and we’re taking the Audi. In preparation, I’ve ordered a number of DVDs. And I cannot wait to watch Interstellar the way Nolan intended - on an 18 year old, five inch screen mounted on the back of a headrest. 190
Reposted by SOTUSCheryl Rofer @cherylrofer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It's not age, it's progressive versus centrist. 510514
Reposted by SOTUSVeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY! 3071731855
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I’m convinced this whole thing is a psyop because no way have this many people lost their minds 250
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026We were watching “The Pastor’s Wife” and I just, you can’t help but to laugh. What a bunch of fuckin’ goofballs. 000
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026We got robbed (again) from our garage today and the cocksucker who stole the last bike we had dropped it on the car. Twice. I am going to put bear traps in our yard I’ve fucking absolutely had it. 160
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“Those kids died because her husband was a dick” is a level of homicidal misandry I didn’t think was possible. Alas. 010
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Never been a video game guy and don’t generally go in for video game guys. Great big world out there. 000
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026There’s so much Lindsay Clancy discourse but once again it’s important to note there’s 3 kids who aren’t alive anymore and nobody in that room is arguing she didn’t do it. It’s weird and gross to either a.) deny she did it or worse, b.) blame the father of those kids, who nobody is arguing did do it 110
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I hate to be this way but Zoe Saldaña, somebody who I don’t mind seeing (a lot of) is actually a hot garbage actress. 140
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026What a fuckin’ monumental loss, man. Dolly was one of the truly good ones. 070
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There are some very deeply stupid republican voters in South Carolina lmao 030
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Hot take but I wouldn’t let people who have dogs who bark in their yards all day own dogs under my administration. 130
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Could also be because spreadsheets don’t require a great deal of human creativity as much as they do smarter/more efficient computing which is to say the LLMs are good at being computers and not at all good at being humans. 250
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This is an incredible bit of copy from @Politico on Sean Duffy’s grift vlog. 010
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I love when people in Denver tell me about a place and then they go “oh it’s by such and such intersection” ok so it’s on Mars? I don’t carry around my road atlas, guy. Is it by the football stadium or is it by boulder? I’m not learning the streets by name. I don’t even know my accountant’s name. 040
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I went to a cars and coffee event over the weekend and when I pulled up there was a guy who had brought his SmartCar. I left immediately 250
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Almost like it’s a natural reaction that when you elect a bunch of fuckin’ fascists and then don’t act like an opposition party, that people end up coalescing around whatever faction actually does oppose the fucking fascists. 180
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I don’t watch anime but I am curious how many times someone is gonna bend the air for the last time. 130
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Credit to Lindsay Clancy’s lawyer he’s managed to make a bunch of dipshits on instagram turn it into a classic whodunnit with gobs of “the patriarchy” discourse with zero mention at all of the fact that independent of whether they’re right or wrong three kids aren’t alive anymore 110
SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social · 08/08/20261. Interstellar 2. Gravity 3. Clear and Present Danger 051
