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El Stealie Willie

@stealiewillie.bsky.social
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Making myself laugh since this morning FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! All shall love me and despair! Also, help keep Bluesky great by immediately blocking Trump supporters & apologists. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦 ✊🏽 🖖🏽 😎 No mames guey. Pero si vas a mamar, mamalo bien!

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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
We need less Spider-Man and more Punisher in this country.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
They’re going to win the midterms after all the red states are gerrymandered within the next 3 mnths. Rep… for ethnic minorities, women, the poor, & the middle working class will diminish to tiny by 2028. Trump will not leave office & Congress will not act to stop him. By 2030 we’re in a civil war.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I don’t do this and it probably won’t go anywhere but our friend Angel really needs help. Life is going too hard for her at the moment and things are going to get harder and I figured, maybe, something will come out of this. Please donate if you can. Anything helps. gofund.me/60ac67551
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Donate to Support Angel’s Recovery and Medical Care, organized by R CDLC
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I have been reading the same crap for 10 years. “This could be the end for Trump!” Blah blah blah. At this point the only thing that’s gonna stop him already missed once.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The dude that owns the Cigar Vault in Austin TX is a Trump Supporter. #austin #atx #trumpsuppporter
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Comment of the day! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #fucktrump
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Facts
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Here’s a hot take 🔥: Emmitt Smith was the better performer on Dancing with the Stars S3 and deserved to win. Mario Lopez was not the better choice and it was right for him to get second place. Fight me #dancingwiththestars
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I can’t really be myself huh? I would piss off too many people off. 😔 It’s exhausting just staying quiet. I have so much life to live.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I’m not the type of guy that would wish ill on………….NAH never mind. I hope he gets or has the worst degenerative disease known to man and that he eventually succumbs to it in the most painful way. 😂 dude is going to go down in history with Putin, Stalin, Bonaparte, King Henry VIII, & King John.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Don’t be fooled. When they do this they’re telling you to go and fuck yourself. We just see it as adorable. #dogs #chihuahuas
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PJ (Peej) Lago 💙🏳️‍🌈🍕☕♒🤪🦄 🌊 @pjlago.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Cough. 😀
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Civil & Human Rights Activist “Bad” Brad Berkwitt @badbrad2024.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
All. Of. This.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
#pumpkinnights #austintx
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Omg yes.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
You know what’s cool? Beer. Beer is cool
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Name the movie quote: “Scotty beamed me up twice last night. It was wonderful.” Try not to google it.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Pro marriage tip: DON’T TELL YOUR WIFE YOU’RE LOSING WEIGHT. 😂 LIVE LONGER BRO. #marriagetips
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I think we should remind the world that there is such a thing as bewbs. Bewbs are good Mmmm’kay.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Good God someone end this man already. 🍊
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
This is a real commercial at 2:30am! 😂🤣😂🤣 MIRACLE SPRING WATER!!! 🤣🤣
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I’m really feeling like nothing matters. The hell.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
You just know some single issue will come up and parts of the left will flock to a third-party candidate—again—all in the name of “sending a message” to the establishment. Meanwhile, the right just consolidates power. Rinse, repeat.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Who know what’s good? Spaghetti in meat sauce.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
😂😂
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
#EDC 2025 was amazing! Loved it and will go back!
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Can you imagine a commercial about organic and Gluten Free edibles?
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Jules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
🤨
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Take care of yours. Let the MAGAts deal with the consequences of their own doing.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Yes!
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
IMO: He’s not wrong, though, Christians do it to themselves so….eh. The same can be for fundamentalist Muslims and Jews. Religion is just plain bad in the end. Believe in a God if that is your choice but don’t do it through a religion.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
We really truly are. 😡
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I really hate that guy. 🍊
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
🤣🤣 touché
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Ha!
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
🤣🤣
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
In other news: My pants aren’t fitting well anymore.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
We certainly do.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Yes
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I’m so grateful for autocorrect right now. I’m drunk and high and need it or this would say something like “Imma soa great fill 4 …”
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
None of this is surprising though. We knew this was coming. It just isn’t news. Fk Trump.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
These guys above all know how easy it is to pass a “lie” detector test.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Interesting. Wow
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Get yours vaccinated and let it take their kids. They’ll blame brown people either way.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Dude needs to be Gaddafi’d.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
When it happens —I think I’ll take the week off from work, get high, drink, and make sure to do it in the nearest red county. 😎
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Another day.
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I don’t get it. Can’t the Trump Administration just manipulate the weather like Democrats do? I’m sure they could bring rain with that whatchamacallit machine that they got from lizard ppl from the ocean?
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El Stealie Willie @stealiewillie.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Well. There goes Florida.
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