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steak-sauce.bsky.social @steak-sauce.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I love this creature SO MUCH Find myself wondering: is its stomach safe? Or will I become more cozy weighted fluff if I relax too long inside?
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steak-sauce.bsky.social @steak-sauce.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Commission from @astelart.bsky.social of Nat, my cute axolotl! He's enjoying warm sun on his belly, and cool water on his gills. And if he wants to move, he can just waggle his tail. Don't panic if you notice his chest isn't moving. He's still breathing, just not with his lungs.
A bird's-eye-view drawing of Nat the pink Axolotl, chilling on an inner tube in a natural pond while wearing a pair of swim goggles and a blue wetsuit with a white stripe. His legs are semi-crossed, and his tail is through the hole in the inner tube, visible under the water. He is leaned way back, with his arms behind his head, and his frilly head-gills are submerged and floating gently. Shadows of trees and the occasional floating pond plant decorate the water's surface.
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steak-sauce.bsky.social @steak-sauce.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
oh god. Yeah, I think the anti-canvas-tracking security thing went a little too hard on this one lol
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steak-sauce.bsky.social @steak-sauce.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A photoshopped stock image of an athlete running full-force towards the camera. The athlete's head has been replaced with the kissing cat face emoji, with fiercely-glowing red eyes. A blur effect has been added to make the athlete look even faster. With these edits, It looks like a cat-headed man is sprinting faster than the speed limit towards you, intent on kissing you violently and without your consent.
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steak-sauce.bsky.social @steak-sauce.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I AM IN LOVE
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steak-sauce.bsky.social @steak-sauce.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
is is she going door to door selling wyvern coochie
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steak-sauce.bsky.social @steak-sauce.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I actually did! And - you're never gonna believe this - the point to life is for you to drink that gallon of rum. Well? Prove me wrong!
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steak-sauce.bsky.social @steak-sauce.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I mean, Jehovah - a popular pronunciation of the supposed name of God - is awfully similar to Jeff.
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steak-sauce.bsky.social @steak-sauce.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Thank you for explaining by the way!
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steak-sauce.bsky.social @steak-sauce.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Ah, so the second S is like a pluralization? That makes enough sense; the fact there wasn't any change in capitalization kinda threw me off.
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steak-sauce.bsky.social @steak-sauce.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
What does SWS stand for? I googled it but all I'm getting is public works, environmental scientists, and the occasional wine tasting group.
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