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“Uh, are you sure this is the cold plunge? The water’s pretty warm.”
“The plunge is on the other side of the lot. This is our top-of-the-line Growth Tub!”
“What!? I guess that explains why my muscles feel so sensitive… I might as well enjoy the thirty minutes I paid for this. I’m gonna be gigantic!”