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Unorthodox Pastafarian @staunchpastafarian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This is a first. Today I received a personal invitation to be indoctrinated into a cult at NO CHARGE! (Apparently, you usually have to pay a fee to be brainwashed.) They clearly don’t vet their mailing list at all (their god should have tipped them off) … because they sure wasted a stamp on me.

A letter from Jehovahs Witnesses, personally addressed to me, inviting me to “Bible lessons” and some other bullshit.

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Here’s my election message. Feel free to pass it on.

Placard that reads: Vote Integrity, Truth, Blue

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Brass Tacks Brass Band @brasstacksband.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

QUESTION: When Trump goes to prison, will his Secret Service detail be locked up with him, or just stand outside his cell, or what? How will this work exactly?

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Brass Tacks Brass Band @brasstacksband.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This is where America is at right now. If you don’t see this or don’t believe it, then you are complicit and either part of the mob, or you’ve been bought off the way John Gotti bought off judges and the cops. That’s just the reality … like the earth is round and vaccines are safe & effective.

A picture of a smug DJT in blue suit, white shirt, red tie, head cocked slightly to the right. A label at the top reads: “MOB DON WANNABE.” The caption beneath reads: “Nice country you got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.”

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

#TerrierTuesday #DogsOfBluesky A random flashback to the time Tosh got a bad tummy ache. I’m holding her to comfort her while we’re waiting for the vet and the thing is, she looks like a GIANT PUPPY! I’m not a little guy (almost 6’ tall) and Tosh is just 4-1/2 months old in this pic. A big baby.

A man in a green parka and stocking cap sits in a chair holding a very large black & brown Airedale Terrier puppy.

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Unorthodox Pastafarian @staunchpastafarian.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I saw this today on CBS Sunday Morning (yeah, CBS sucks and I mostly avoid it … but it’s Sunday morning). It is a solid gold perspective on aging (I’m a year older than Ted) presented in a fun way. This is how I try to live…especially #4: evolution is the key to existence. youtu.be/CpE-Efz0SLk?...

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Ted Danson with 4 tips on aging creatively

YouTube video by CBS Sunday Morning

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Silverlark Media @silverlarkmedia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

This needs to be posted everywhere. 🫤

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

#TerrierTuesday #TongueOutTuesday It’s another beautiful day in the state of Minnesota. Tosh sends greetings to all her fellow #DogsOfBluesky.

Close up of the face of an Airedale Terrier, tilted to the right with mouth open.

Close up of an Airedale Terrier, head & shoulders, looking straight at the camera with mouth open and tongue on display.

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Brass Tacks Brass Band @brasstacksband.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

This quote…just how lock-step full of MAGA fluff must you be to say this about someone who starts lying the minute he gets out of bed in the morning: MAGA lawmaker Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL): “I trust President Trump. I trust Vice President Vance. … Let’s trust these two.”

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

This popped up in my iTunes shuffle today … reminded me of the timelessness of oppression and hypocrisy. Great parody on Dylan with ideas from 20+ years ago that still resonate today. From Dan Bern … “Talkin’ Al Kida Blues” artweb.org/Music/Talkin...

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

#TerrierTuesday #DogsOfBluesky Today we have Tosh demonstrating extreme patience (a rare attribute in Airedale’s) while I retrieve the ball she abandoned in the hockey rink we use as a play area.

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

You wanna know what’s wrong with America today? HINT: It’s not this woman or her choices.

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HolyNoodles @smugdragon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Day 136: #PastaPositivity

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Dear Media - all media at all levels: You need to take a stand on truth. The entire news cycle consists of reporting what a liar says, and then reacting with astonishment that it’s inconsistent with previous statements. Stop reporting what the chronic liar says and just report the event.

Felon47
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one rhetorical gear,
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HYPERBOLIC BULLSHIT!!!

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

#DogsOfBluesky Well, it’s #TerrierTuesday so I have to post something. Problem is, between me being under the weather and being basically lazy, there’s not much to draw from. I’m afraid for this week, this pretty much represents the height of our activity.

A black & brown Airedale Terrier, lying flat on her right side on a tan carpet, with the top of her head pressed against a grey blanket.

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

If you’re anywhere in the Brainerd Lakes Area (MN) … this is a great concert at Central Lakes College. .

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

If you’re anywhere near the Central Lakes Region of Minnesota, please consider joining us on April 23 at Craguns on Gull Lake. Live big band, food, drink, and even dance lessons, all for an incredible price. Support jazz and Central Lakes College music … and have a ball.

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I haven’t posted this in a while, but with Orbán gone and Trump’s putrid nature on ever more full display, it feels necessary. It kinda makes me sad to know that I feel this way, because I can’t recall ever feeling like this about anyone before … yet I can’t deny my desire to see him gone for good.

I’m And I hope that you die And your death will come soon
• I'll follow your casket
By the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
• Down to your deathbed And I'll stand over your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're
DEAD
Ode to DJT, from Bob Dylan's Masters of War

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Unorthodox Pastafarian @staunchpastafarian.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Don’t believe in evolution? That’s a problem that believers of the Christian Myth bring to the table.

Because NOT believing in Darwinism, IS Darwinism.

~The Unorthodox Pastafarian Church, Our Lady of Occasional Certitude

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Brass Tacks Brass Band @brasstacksband.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

My favorite scene from “A League of Their Own”

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

#TerrierTuesday #PlowingSnow I wonder what snow smells like to an Airedale.

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godlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

~ Christopher Hitchens

"One must state it plainly. Religion comes from a period of human pre-history where nobody had the smallest idea what was going on."
~Christopher Hitchens

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

From Robert Reich + comments: “Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down” —Fair taxes for all feed the employees & customers the rich depend on. “Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs” —A balance of public & private interests benefits all.

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

If you’re anywhere near Brainerd, MN please accept this invitation to a throwback evening with big band jazz and a Speakeasy vibe. This Thursday, 2/26, at Cragens Legacy on Gull Lake. We’d love to see you there.

Invitation to a Big Ban Gala at Cragens Legacy on Gull Lake, Brainerd, MN. Thursday, February 26 from 6-9 pm

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Attended a vigil last night in Bemidji for the murder victims of ICE.

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Unorthodox Pastafarian @staunchpastafarian.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Can we PLEASE recapture our national dignity … indeed our very soul as a democratic nation … and root out the disgusting criminals from our government? Dear MAGA: thank you so much for forcing your putrid garbage onto our national stage. Now please sneak the fuck away so the adults can clean up.

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

#TerrierTuesday #dogsofbluesky One thing about kissing an Airedale, with their big mouth and long tongue … you definitely get your money’s worth.

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

#TerrierTuesday #DogsOfBlueSky For today’s installment with no themes Tosh wants her puppy poster posted … so here she is.

An Airedale puppy adorned with snowflakes on an Obama style “Hope” poster.

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Brass Tacks Brass Band @brasstacksband.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

This! Every bit of this Clear, concise plan of action. Reasonable in all its aspects. Consistent with how a just society handles treason. NO HALF MEASURES!! This must be our goal, or there will be no turning back from totalitarianism via oligarchy. open.substack.com/pub/gregolea...

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A "Zahltag" Moment, in a United States of “On To Cincinnati”

The crimes of Trump & Epstein are heinous, dark, and deep—but the perpetrators walk free. To survive as a democracy, we can't "turn the page." We must hold the traitors to account. Here's how.

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

This is dedicated to the regime’s InCEl militia … youtu.be/OjGHf7OvglM?...

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Join Ice

YouTube video by Jesse Welles

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Something different and fun. Speakeasy theme, big band music, charitable benefit. Why don’t you join us …

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

What are the Epstein lessons? Obscenely wealthy people pursue wealth for a reason: they feel they are above, the rest of us. And what’s the point if they can’t exercise that superiority in ways that would horrify us underlings? Buckle up. I’m not sure we’re ready for the lessons we’re learning.

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

#terriertuesday #dogsofbluesky For today’s theme of #love I have both giving & receiving. First Me showing love at the vet, comforting a very large “puppy” with a tummy ache. Second, Tosh giving a little Airedale sugar.

Man in green jacket, sitting on a grey chair, holding a big fluffy black & tan Airedale puppy on his lap and up over his left shoulder.

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Brass Tacks Brass Band @brasstacksband.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I’m thinking it’s time to petition the UN and NATO to provide independent observers to our midterm election…the way we used to do for countries who, like us now, were facing the threat of corruption and rigged elections. It would provide some level of truth in the aftermath of whatever happens.

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Brass Tacks Brass Band @brasstacksband.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

I ❤️ Mpls.

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HolyNoodles @smugdragon.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

America has never been perfect … not even close … but overnight we have gone from a reliable partner in the world, to a dangerous pariah. I, for one, resent the hell out of it; and a majority of Americans do as well.

Upside down tattered American flag with the words We Are Not OK

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yestor318.bsky.social @yestor318.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool” - Mark Twain

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D o n + T o s h @callmedon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

This expresses so simply and so well the fundamental position the normal, average American finds themself in right now. It’s certainly how I feel. “We don’t have a choice.” [no captions … turn sound on]

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