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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 1h
Wrote a full essay trying to curry public favor about how his national team broke their word even though he's been an active detriment to his nation and humanity as a whole.
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 1h
Of course
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 1h
YOOOOO Eagles RT Lane Johnson retired?!
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 1h
It's remarkable how much of a loser Cristiano Ronaldo is.
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 4h
It sounds like razor blades ;p
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 4h
If you have a US accent: pls say "rise up lights" out loud pls.
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 17h
me with cricket
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 17h
Bijan Robinson: 19 Car, 145 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TD Brian Robinson Jr: 14 Car, 62 Rush Yds, 3 Rush TD
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 17h
Atlanta Falcons 45 New Orleans Saints 24 Final ATL: - First game with 2 rushers with multi-rush TD game since Week 6 1973 vs. San Diego - 10th largest ever win vs. NO (largest since 1999) If you were wondering, the largest Falcons win vs. the Saints was a 62-7 win in Week 1 of 1973 (55 Pts)
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 18h
New Orleans Saints 17 Atlanta Falcons 38 8:29 - 4th 1738 (I ain't even watching this game rn)
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 19h
San Jose Sharks 0 Dallas Stars 4 2:15 - 2nd Well, Dallas didn't have a win and had only 1 player (Heiskanen) with a goal so far this season. They've blown this game wide open. The sans-Celebrini Sharks look flatter than an angelshark
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 21h
WHAT!?! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 21h
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Wrestling Match Action
Alt: Stone Cold Steve Austin hitting a stunner on The Rock, with the Rock selling in an exaggerated manner including a full groggy sip of beer, then taking another stunner, and doing a backwards flip on the ground. Selling, in professional wrestling parlance, refers to the act of performing the act of taking the brunt of a professional wrestling maneuver in order to demonstrate the harm done by the move for the audience, who is in act of suspended disbelief.
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 21h
"forcibly plowing my head into concrete" Well, a Stunner would result in the exact opposite thing since that's not how the move is performed. The person doing a Stunner would grab your head in a three quarters facelock, and then drop into a seated position as a jawbreaker.
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If there's three things you know about me 1. I like sports 2. I hate the New York Times 3. my tummy hurt
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hate the New York Times so much.
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly, the Flames might be outright the worst team in the NHL.
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You really do gotta throw to the sticks, man. An incompletion beyond the line to gain is so much more respectable than checkdown surrender
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Isaac TeSlaa with the catch, but short of the sticks! Only an 11 yard gain! The Carolina Panthers are gonna win the game!
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Detroit Lions 26 Carolina Panthers 32 1:29 - 4th 4th and 13! Game right here
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Detroit Lions 26 Carolina Panthers 32 3:00 - 4th Tetairoa McMillan now at 192 yards on 14 receptions (2 Rec TD as well). That ties Muhsin Muhammad (Sept 13, 1998 at. NO) for the 2nd most receiving yards in Carolina Panthers history (Most: 201, Steve Smith Sr, Nov 30, 2005 vs. MIN)
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Leonard Williams down for the Seahawks :(
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Penalties: LAC: 13-100, SEA: 13-145
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Los Angeles Chargers 13 Seattle Seahawks 30 8:45 - 4th This game feels like how games coached by Pete Carroll used to feel like.
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Teams that have thrown fewest INTs combined all-time vs. SEA: BAL, 2 JAX, 4 HOU, 7 IND, 8
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Most INTs thrown vs. SEA: 7, San Diego at. SEA, Dec 13, 1998 6, Kansas City at. SEA Nov 4, 1984 5, 6 times (most recent: Dec 15, 2013, NYG vs. SEA) The Chargers have thrown 77 INTs vs. Seattle, most interceptions thrown by any franchise against Seattle
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spartans win with a pass breakup in the endzone
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/10/2026
OH NO DISASTER WHAT A BAD IDEA
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
San Jose State 20 Hawaii 16 :03 - 4th With 18 seconds left, Hawaii had a 3 yard completion and then had to spike it. One of the worst decisions I've seen in some time
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They've defeated the Bobcats and the mumps
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 04/10/2026
San Diego State ends a three-game losing streak and finally gets over the mump.
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Texas State 29 San Diego State 31 :32 - 4th One person is whistling so loud and repeatedly that it is hurting my ears at home.
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Darin Stephens @sharksstats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Macklin Celebrini is the 3rd player in NHL history age 20 or younger to have 5 assists over the first 2 games of a season (Dale Hunter 1980-81, Brent Seabrook 2005-06) Celebrini joins Vincent Damphousse (1999-00) and Joe Thornton (2012-13) as #SJSharks to accomplish the feat
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
San Jose Sharks hockey: Really nice OT goals by children
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Los Angeles Kings 4 San Jose Sharks 5 Final / OT Sharks get a rush chance on 3v3 after a good check by Celebrini on Byfield, Macklin Celebrini to Igor Chernyshov, who beats Anton Forsberg. 2nd goal of the game for Chernyshov
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Los Angeles Kings 4 San Jose Sharks 4 End - Regulation Kings went 8-11 in OT games last season (SJS: 10-6 last season, 1-0 so far this season). The Kings have been in control for most of this game, Sharks let a 4-2 lead slip in the 3rd.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Longest individual no-hit bids in postseason history 2010 NLDS G1 Roy Halladay no-hitter 1956 WS G5 Don Larsen perfect game 1947 WS G4 Bill Bevens: 8 2/3 IP 2026 ALDS G1 Drew Rasmussen: 7 2/3 IP 2019 NLCS G1 Anibal Sánchez: 7 2/3 IP 1967 WS G2 Jim Lonborg: 7 2/3 IP 1942 WS G1 Red Ruffing: 7 2/3 IP
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Washington Huskies 21 (18) USC Trojans 25 Final Washington, who led by 2 scores in the 3rd, blows the lead with a scoop and score and a late FG. Demond Williams and the UW offensive line looked horrendous.
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's still absurd that Simon Edvinsson went to Red Wings training camp, didn't get a contract, and then returned to Sweden. What a mess in Detroit
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New York Rangers 1 Detroit Red Wings 0 13:12 - 1st The vibes in Detroit aren't great. Chants of "Sell the Team". It was really funny that Dylan Larkin (out) got booed hard in the team introductions for the season after his bullshit
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm in it. Yeah, I'm the big surprise actually. You won't see it coming.
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It'll be really cool if the AI bubble takes down Larry Ellison and the stress takes him to the great beyond given that he's 82 years old.
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUeA...
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I give him 11 minutes.
YouTube video by The SpongeBoy
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This merged company will carry $80bn in debt, is made from two companies taking on wild losses (Paramount doubled their losses last year), and have the bulk of their investment tied to David Ellison's dad Larry Ellison, whose money is tied to OpenAI now.
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Everton was in this position a few years ago and you might remember that I fought for Everton in that situation because I still hold the view very firmly that they weren't fairly treated in that process" lol
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It would be wild if Prime Minister Andy Burnham's undoing among the British public is his opinions on what should happen to Manchester City (he's been soft on them and Abu Dhabi). Burnham was mayor of Greater Manchester from 2017-26 (although in terms of football, he's an Everton supporter).
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I said Golden Hurricanes instead of Golden Hurricane, and that's why they lost :/
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
North Texas Mean Green 45 Tulsa Golden Hurricane 44 Final / OT His knee is down! 2 point conversion fails!
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OH NO! That one replay shot looks like no?!
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think Singleton is in! His knee isn't down when he's on top of Roberts and I think the ball broke the plane
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