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@statman94.bsky.social
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Slapping you in the face with stats, facts and a good time since 94 🫡

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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 22h
So even though Tzolis is painfully below the quality we need in their first place our only LW is now injured 😂😂 Great transfer window #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just seen the Leah Williamson joke again. Why is she even still at the club ?? #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What’s the point of the Arsenal Women’s manager 🙄😅 shit at her job. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saka has gone back to being utter shite 🙄 #arsenal #england
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Arsenal women are fucking woeful 🙄 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sign Cherki and bin Odegaard immediately 👏 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Havertz MCL injury so now we have to watch Gyokores plod about the pitch doing nothing until January 🤷‍♂️ #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Man City are so much better than we are 😩 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
66% of the premier league has a better front three than arsenal. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Would swap Arteta for Hurzeler in a heartbeat. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saka could do with a humbling injury. Has just become arrogant and lazy. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wish Havertz and Gyokores would both get glandular fever #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And that is exactly why arsenal won’t finish top two this season. Disgusting performance from a squad worse than last season. Saka back to showing his only motivation is money #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Madueke is dogshit 🤣 Hate him. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fucking hope Tzolis gets injured tomorrow just to prove a point. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Chelsea at 4/1 to beat us on Sunday😳 take my money. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Right then, who’s going to be shitter for us this season Havertz or Gyokores?? #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Actually ridiculous how pathetic this transfer window has been😂😂 Quality has gone down. Actual bodies which can set foot on the pitch have gone down. Signed some Greek muppet to transform the attack, and guess what he’s absolute trash 🙄 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Seriously Andrea Berta is so shit at his job 😂 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So we have to get to at least January with Tzolis as our only LW 😂😂😂 Europa league here we come👍 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Chelsea will fucking dry bum us by the way. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not bothered at all by Mosquera’a injury. He’s shit. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Havertz is an embarrassment #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If our LW is being pocketed by fucking Matty Cash then he is shit 🙄😂 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tzolis is fucking shit 🙄 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Imagine thinking this team didn’t need more new players 😂😂 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Playing against a team where they don’t even know each others names and we’re playing shit. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Get Ben White off the pitch immediately 🙄 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Saka’s shooting is so shit 🙄 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can’t wait for Timber to get back. Ben White is finished. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pathetic transfer window from Arsenal. Just wasted time chasing unrealistic targets thinking that Martinelli could only be upgraded in by signing the best in the world 😂😂 There’s a reason he’s being binned off to Saudi. Go and sign N’Diaye and he instantly becomes our best LW and ST. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Liverpool now added to the teams with a better attack than us. That’s us finishing 4th now #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If Arsenal’s front three this season is Tzolis - Havertz - Saka We finish 3rd. City and Chelsea will be close to 10 points clear of us #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Madueke is a dog shit right winger. Definitely do not want to see him getting extra minutes by forcing him in at left wing. Sign someone. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
At this point Jesus and Martinelli deserve piss thrown at them. Leave the club 😂 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Madueke makes it so easy to hate him. 💩💩 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Arsenal making one meaningful signing this transfer window is pathetic. Left hand side is still shit. Raya, Saliba and Timber still have 0 cover. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Madueke and Ben White are atrocious. Ben White was finished a year ago. Madueke has always been dog shit. Right hand side needs just as much sorting as the left. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If Martinelli refuses to leave and does a Jesus, then we boo him from the Coventry game. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A defense of Calafiori Gabriel Mosquera and White is simply mid table fodder. We do not have the attacking quality to compensate for that. If it isn’t improved the club have essentially thrown the season. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Considering Arsenal are desperate for a defender they’ve not put in a single bid for one and we have seen Lacroix, Diomande, Stones, Araujo all move for great deals. So we have got to watch Mosquera make everyone in the back lines job twice as hard 🙄 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Thank fuck that is the women lineos last game. Stil remember when she nearly caused the death of Awonyi. Stupid slag #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We have looked so fucking shit pre season 😳 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Has Mosquera ever not has a shit game for us 🙄 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
40 million from Galatasary for Martinelli. Accept immediately before they change their mind 😂😂 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You don’t need Vini to upgrade the left hand side. Mitoma N’Diaye Two options better than Martinelli #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There are still a few too many dogshit players hanging around this squad. Vieira, Nelson, Kepa, Salmon, Jesus All absolute shit and should be nowhere near the club. #afc #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yeah Nwaneri can leave. Absolute wank. #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Havertz is so shit 🙄 #arsenal
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Na na na STATMAN! @statman94.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Kepa is the worst keeper we have ever had. #arsenal
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