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" Attention , breaking news . The world is getting worse and you are too . "

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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
OOC : Anything below this post is considered "OGs" whereas anything above will be Arctics Remastered. ~
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Person Writing a Letter with Coffee
ALT: Person Writing a Letter with Coffee
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
After observing your speech patterns, I recognized a lot of flirtatious undertones despite your lack of romantic interest towards pursuing anyone within this location. As much as I am primarily here to supervise, I felt it was only appropriate to correct your behaviour.
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TBD @olivewithnogarden.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I told you what we were going to do! Now. ALL ARCTIC EATS ANIMATRONICS! YOU HAVE ABOUT 5 MINUTES TO GET TO THE MAIN ROOM! DO NOT BE LATE!
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Your euh.. Ahem, mon dieu... Pardon me! Féminité suits you very well, ah... Lass. I am happy for you.
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... 🏴‍☠️ ... @seven-seafoam-seas.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I uhm.. have an announcement.. I would like to openly say that I am a woman. I trust ye all to get used to it even if it takes some adjustment time<33
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
You do not need to wait for others to stop debating in order to reveal your truth. If you are confortable enough, let yourself free.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Carrément...
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The doors will be open for you.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Euh... Oui, I am currently available.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Traduction: Nous comprenons que ceci peut être difficile pour tout le monde; vous serez accepté ici sans jugement. Restez en sécurité et n'hésitez pas à contacter quelqu'un si vous vous sentez mentalement instable. 2/2
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Traduction: Si quelqu'un d'Arctic's souhaite trouver refuge ailleurs, vous pouvez communiquer avec moi ou Olive et venir nous voir. 1/2
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
If anybody from Arctic's wishes to seek comfort elsewhere, you can communicate with me or Olive, and come over. We understand how difficult this may be for everyone; you will be accepted here sans jugement. Please stay safe, and do not hesitate to reach out if you are feeling mentally instable.
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TBD @olivewithnogarden.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
From us animatronics at the Arctics Cafe. We hope you Arctic Eats animatronics are working through this tough time together. If any of us need to visit please let us know. We are here for you. Stay strong soldiers.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Traduction: Je compte sur chacun de vous pour traiter nos nouveaux arrivants avec le plus grand respect. Vous n'êtes pas tenus d'aimer leur compagnie, mais simplement d'être courtois. Bienvenue à vous deux !
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I trust everybody to treat our new arrivals with the utmost respect. You are not obligated to enjoy their company, solely to be civil. Bienvenue, you two!
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Traduction: Joyeuse Saint-Valentin à tous. Vous pouvez tous prendre un congé bien mérité et passer du temps avec vos êtres chers. Pour moi, je serai avec Seafoam en train d’analyser nos statistiques.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine's day, everyone. You can all take a well-deserved break and accompany your loved ones. As for me, I will be with Seafoam, analyzing our current statistics.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Traduction: Nous apprécions votre accueil, merci pour cette expérience.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
We appreciate you all for having us, thank you for the experience.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Ah, understood. Merci for the information.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
If you do not mind me asking, what is the euh... Collar for?
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Instead of using physical harm as punishment, we believe in exhausting the offender. Many animatronics can easily adapt to damage or distracting sounds, whereas exhaustion is constant.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Oh mon dieu...
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Merci, chérie. On essaie de notre mieux pour garder la communication ouverte et les arguments courts.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Clinginess does not equate to romance or pairing. I am a safe personne for the café, that is why they hold on to me.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I... Ahem, errr we are simply co-workers. We are not ensemble.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Very good, Seafoam.
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TBD @olivewithnogarden.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
SOLDIERS! REMEMBER WHAT I SAID! NO CAUSING ANY CHAOS! WE ARE GUESTS IN THEIR HOME! WE TREAT THEM WITH RESPECT!DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
It is a pleasure, oui.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I will do that, oui. Merci, Olive.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Of course, I would love to visit them and teach them.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Sont-ils corrects là? Je crois que l'organisation pourrait être améliorée, désolé si mon ton est sec, mais c'est vrai. Il y a surement des manières plus fonctionnelles et efficaces.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Merci beaucoup, Indigo. We try our best.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Traduction: Lorsque nos invités seront içi, nous devrons avoir un comportement exemplaire. S.V.P et merci, vous n'avez pas besoin de leur parler si vous ne voulez pas.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
When our guests are here, we must behave good. Please and thank you, you don't need to talk to them if you don't want to.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My work is going well; my programming helps me to complete it.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Bienvenue, Kristoff.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Allo, Seafoam. Bienvenue to the application.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Traduction: Salut, mon nom est Ivoire. En tant qu'assistante du café, j'ai téléchargé cette application pour rester organisée et être capable de communiquer avec d'autres localisations.
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LOADING . . . @statisticsgalore.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Salut, my name is Ivory. As the café assistante, I’ve downloaded this app to stay organized, and communicate with other locations.
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