Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It was a successful hunt, played so hard he ran out of breath. I'll bet those treats tasted extra good. 001
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"You're a terribly difficult person to describe to someone who's never had a conversation with you" may be the best thing anyone's ever said about me. 020
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Tbf, that's a perfectly rational reaction to goblins when fireball isn't available. Fireball - where the dimensions of the room are made up, and the contents of the room don't matter! 010
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 14/09/2026THE SHOOTING BRAKE! Yes, your friends need that very much. 010
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Happy meal time for a certain Miata. Determined to break in the clutch and enjoy the car as much as I can before the snow flies. 010
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Spent more time on this little green bike yesterday than I think I have all summer. I'm almost ashamed of myself - but I got the timing sorted, the carb sorted, and she's running better than ever. 2250
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Sally was present at the pumpkin patch - but why? Her infatuation with him, is it a mere crush, or is she under the sway of some spell? What of the blanket - is it an Eldritch focus? Linus van Pelt is a warlock. The Great Pumpkin is his patron. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. 010
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Seriously. His obsession with the mysterious entity he knows as the Great Pumpkin, the lengths to which he goes to show his devotion, risking hypothermia in the dead of night in a pumpkin patch. The next day, when confronted by Charlie Brown, he only doubles down on his intent. 110
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Linus is a warlock, and the Great Pumpkin is his patron. 110
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 07/08/2026static.klipy.comCaptain America: I Understood That ReferenceALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference 000
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I love how cats were meme worthy even before the internet. 000
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Considering there's like 2 pounds of copper and 3 grams of gold in each flock camera, with some time and a little light work, you could could potentially be swimming in tacos. 230
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I remember when ghost pepper was the new hot thing (pun.) Sounds like the ones I had didn't stack up to Plfugerville, though. 100
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"I might as well. I mean, I'm already here." -Grim Reaper, probably 041
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Looking good after a spirited ride. The weather really put the 'hot' in 'hot motorcycle shit.' 0101
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I don't think enough of him is there. Last time we saw him in public, he was already somewhere between lichen and sea cucumber. 000
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Retro hazard and headlight switches, dudes y dudines! 020
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Damnit, this is exactly what I came in to post. Talk about rain on your wedding day... 020
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The root beer float is S+ tier refreshment. 000
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I was shocked as hell. How TF do you go from Inception to that? 020
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 18/06/2026If we were living in a situation, someone would have figured out console commands by now. 000
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 17/06/2026static.klipy.comPacha Perfection MemeALT: Pacha Perfection Meme 010
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Transexuality looks an awful lot like a bangin' way to listen to numbers stations... 110
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I have, in the past, been critical of Ohio. I take accountability for such dishonorable condict. 010
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Mechanical keyboards are my happy place. Used to have a genuine IBM Model M. Thing sounded like an action movie shootout when I was typing. I miss that chonky beige monstrosity... 010
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Louvers rule. Loved the way my '85 Mustang looked with them. Sometimes, I miss that car. 010
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I feel like I'm the only one who had a picky, meticulous eater of a kitten, and not a ravenous tuna-powered Roomba with fur. 040
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I was just thinking this the other day. Sorry you're going through it, too. 010
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I desire this car. I yearn for it. I lust for it. 010
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I can taste this. I haven't had Southern Comfort in twenty years, and I can taste this. 010
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I asked a buddy who stored a sport bike indoors all winter and "the hoes" found it somewhere between "amusing and cool," and gave no indication that it scared anyone. I think you're good. 000
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I straight up thought this was the Herrera Outlaw from Cyberpunk 2077 at first glance. 010
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Never meant to imply you were lazy - just looking out for your gut biome, mostly, plus with the parasites billionaires can carry, eating them can be a risky endeavor. 031
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Holy crap. Damn, you just reminded me I gotta check the outer gearbox bolts to see if I need to order more spares... There needs to be a thread locker between blue and red. Make it gold, because Goldilocks understood moderation and compromise. 000
Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 27/05/2026My Bullet also sheds fasteners like a cat ditching its winter coat. Frequent trips to the hardware store is why I started carrying spares, thread locker, and a caliper. 120