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Moss Driftwood

@stationwagon81.bsky.social
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I have never been shot by a t shirt cannon. I like cars & motorcycles & tabletop RPGs. Apparently I can officiate weddings??? Voruna rising / Gauss sun / Kullervo moon. Or, if you prefer, Elsa Bloodstone rising / Magneto sun / White Fox moon.

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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wooder ice.
Wooder ice.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was a successful hunt, played so hard he ran out of breath. I'll bet those treats tasted extra good.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"You're a terribly difficult person to describe to someone who's never had a conversation with you" may be the best thing anyone's ever said about me.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Swooning over here
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tbf, that's a perfectly rational reaction to goblins when fireball isn't available. Fireball - where the dimensions of the room are made up, and the contents of the room don't matter!
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
THE SHOOTING BRAKE! Yes, your friends need that very much.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cat.
Cat.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy meal time for a certain Miata. Determined to break in the clutch and enjoy the car as much as I can before the snow flies.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cat.
Cat.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Spent more time on this little green bike yesterday than I think I have all summer. I'm almost ashamed of myself - but I got the timing sorted, the carb sorted, and she's running better than ever.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sally was present at the pumpkin patch - but why? Her infatuation with him, is it a mere crush, or is she under the sway of some spell? What of the blanket - is it an Eldritch focus? Linus van Pelt is a warlock. The Great Pumpkin is his patron. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Seriously. His obsession with the mysterious entity he knows as the Great Pumpkin, the lengths to which he goes to show his devotion, risking hypothermia in the dead of night in a pumpkin patch. The next day, when confronted by Charlie Brown, he only doubles down on his intent.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Linus is a warlock, and the Great Pumpkin is his patron.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Captain America: I Understood That Reference
ALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I love how cats were meme worthy even before the internet.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Considering there's like 2 pounds of copper and 3 grams of gold in each flock camera, with some time and a little light work, you could could potentially be swimming in tacos.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Me AF
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Biblically accurate catdog
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I remember when ghost pepper was the new hot thing (pun.) Sounds like the ones I had didn't stack up to Plfugerville, though.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"I might as well. I mean, I'm already here." -Grim Reaper, probably
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cat.
Cat.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Looking good after a spirited ride. The weather really put the 'hot' in 'hot motorcycle shit.'
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I don't think enough of him is there. Last time we saw him in public, he was already somewhere between lichen and sea cucumber.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Trogdor looking cloud, hell yeah.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Retro hazard and headlight switches, dudes y dudines!
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've driven your last swerve.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Damnit, this is exactly what I came in to post. Talk about rain on your wedding day...
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The root beer float is S+ tier refreshment.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I was shocked as hell. How TF do you go from Inception to that?
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If we were living in a situation, someone would have figured out console commands by now.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Pacha Perfection Meme
ALT: Pacha Perfection Meme
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I can hear this post vividly.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Cat.
Cat.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Transexuality looks an awful lot like a bangin' way to listen to numbers stations...
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I have, in the past, been critical of Ohio. I take accountability for such dishonorable condict.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Mechanical keyboards are my happy place. Used to have a genuine IBM Model M. Thing sounded like an action movie shootout when I was typing. I miss that chonky beige monstrosity...
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Louvers rule. Loved the way my '85 Mustang looked with them. Sometimes, I miss that car.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I feel like I'm the only one who had a picky, meticulous eater of a kitten, and not a ravenous tuna-powered Roomba with fur.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I was just thinking this the other day. Sorry you're going through it, too.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I desire this car. I yearn for it. I lust for it.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I can taste this. I haven't had Southern Comfort in twenty years, and I can taste this.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I, too, love my cat very much.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I had so many of these things...
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Flawless. Another incredible find.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I asked a buddy who stored a sport bike indoors all winter and "the hoes" found it somewhere between "amusing and cool," and gave no indication that it scared anyone. I think you're good.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I straight up thought this was the Herrera Outlaw from Cyberpunk 2077 at first glance.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Cat.
Cat.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Never meant to imply you were lazy - just looking out for your gut biome, mostly, plus with the parasites billionaires can carry, eating them can be a risky endeavor.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Holy crap. Damn, you just reminded me I gotta check the outer gearbox bolts to see if I need to order more spares... There needs to be a thread locker between blue and red. Make it gold, because Goldilocks understood moderation and compromise.
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Moss Driftwood @stationwagon81.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My Bullet also sheds fasteners like a cat ditching its winter coat. Frequent trips to the hardware store is why I started carrying spares, thread locker, and a caliper.
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