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StaticSpud

@staticspud.bsky.social
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🚧Meat popsicle🚧 46 winters past 🌑Black hole of depression☔ ♏ eww/yuck. 👴&🤕 Overflowing with useless info!

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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 9h
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Weird Science Blob Creature Waving
ALT: Weird Science Blob Creature Waving
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 10h
Why should I watch it when they can't create an original title?
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 11h
Didn't know Lucas smoked chronic
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 11h
Disgust is one of my pronouns.
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 11h
He should've asked for help first.
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 11h
That guy doesn't even have hair on his balls, how is he CEO of anything?
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 11h
Farffin cougal
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 11h
I wasn't specific about any amount of guys. How nice of you chose me to attempt to fuck with but no.
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 11h
I'd definitely fuck with her. She'll bone ya & then go blow up some tech shit.
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 11h
Just got an ounce in the mail.
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 13h
Pedro Pascal can be the new father Guido
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Pedro Pascal at the Oscars
ALT: Pedro Pascal at the Oscars
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 13h
Definitely
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 13h
The assholes really ruined it for us ugly guys.
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 13h
Sounds good, wish it had an original title.
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 13h
At least no character is named "n word" jim
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 13h
Gather yourselves together. Not scifi I didn't make it a quarter thru before I had to put it down.
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 21h
I'm totally fine with hanging ice
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 21h
People seem to ignore that Phillip k dick was racist.
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 21h
James gunn horror is good. Reminds me of night of the Creeps.
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 21h
That's a nice gift. I just got super greens in the mail👍
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 21h
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Bloodrayne Catwalk
ALT: Bloodrayne Catwalk
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 21h
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Lol
ALT: Lol
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Noel is such the outsider
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They're trying to kill us too.
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They were freaks in my household.
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tying up loose ends because other countries are investigating.
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean: So What?
ALT: Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean: So What?
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gutfeld likes his hookers thin
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Ernest P. Worrell's Googly Eye Gag by Jim Varney
ALT: Ernest P. Worrell's Googly Eye Gag by Jim Varney
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did he go out for cigarettes?
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Somebody trying to steal old people?
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This one!
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King Prince John Sucking Thumb
ALT: King Prince John Sucking Thumb
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone cloned Emma Roberts
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Willing To Take That Risk
ALT: Willing To Take That Risk
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fock the parents
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My favorite granny was the one I watched tv with.
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Can Modoc
ALT: Can Modoc
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Andrea Barnes: That Appears To Be The Case
ALT: Andrea Barnes: That Appears To Be The Case
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Yes It'S True Beavis
ALT: Yes It'S True Beavis
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I only remember 2. Unabomber & macveigh
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Strange place to install a toilet.
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'd prefer John brown
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John Brown: American Abolitionist
ALT: John Brown: American Abolitionist
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What's the suppository for?
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Release The Hounds Mr Burns
ALT: Release The Hounds Mr Burns
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you syndication.
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'd this a bukake remake?
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tell them to bring back the bitches!
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Ghostbusters: Patty Tolan and Erin Gilbert Ready
ALT: Ghostbusters: Patty Tolan and Erin Gilbert Ready
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And?.....
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Somebody trying to steal old people?
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StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Robin (Red Robin) at a Vibrant Party
ALT: Robin (Red Robin) at a Vibrant Party
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