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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 3h
(Should have edited Rogers to Roberts 🙄 you knew who I meant)
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 4h
Was she pausing for applause?
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 4h
Freshman presentation
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 16h
He should not have even capitulated this far.
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 16h
I literally went back to edit it from DL to IL 😄
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 17h
Perhaps they should have ILed him way earlier in the season, but Rogers seems unable to manage him like a normal player
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Let Miggy explain youtube.com/shorts/h3A4q...
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Miguel Rojas Explains Dodgers Hip Lock Celebration, Freddie Dance & More!🧢🎉 #Dodgers #LA #MLB
YouTube video by Jesse Shredder
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Let me see if I’ve got this scheme correct: I ask someone named Talarico to actually check into this facility states away from my candidate, keep my (actually healthy?) candidate out of sight just weeks before the election, then hope someone from the opposition calls the treatment center?!?
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well that was some bullshit
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well, his uncle DID teach at MIT so… 🤷🏻‍♀️
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“After 4 minutes, turn each fry one quarter turn”
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Somehow a game that lasted 17 hours was played in a little over 3 hours. Correct call on your part.
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Do you wanna go ‘long? Do ya? Come on! You can come along!! Come on!! Come ‘ere! That’s a good girl!”
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njars.bsky.social @njars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Henry Thomas’s scene where they shackle ET and send him to South Sudan is heartbreaking!!
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Funny how calm she was in the face of Schmitt’s fury, given certain stories in her past lol
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolute Schmitt show
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Then Schmitt has the NERVE to get angry with Klobuchar for clearing up the confusion. What was Kennedy asking about? The meaning of “often wrong but never in doubt”?
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LOL
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wouldn’t they have been able to make a load of money off starving travelers?
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It seems to cause a lot of stress
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yikes!
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“You’re absolutely right, I meant 30,000 feet not 30 feet”
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Brutal
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m looking to the Mets to help keep the Phillies down. I’m guessing this may be a fool’s wish 😆
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Which side is WaPo taking?
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Good news, Snickers! We were previously unable to hire you in our drug-sniffing squad due to some ‘unpleasantness’ in your past. But Mr Patel has now cleared that obstacle!!”
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I need a sanity touchstone
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What even are words anymore? Do they matter in this era?
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
😬
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m a little more than halfway through reading, and I slowed down to draw it out a little longer 😭
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It sounds like a great suggestion!
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why does he have to be so weird about absolutely everything?
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I definitely confused them for each other on multiple occasions
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh, I think I had the same confusion and just now realized it.
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Was that the one where somebody’s mom brought out the box of Dunkin Donuts for the press and put it on the little folding table 😄
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is that not an appropriate age for a reporter LOL
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What. the fuck. is he doing with this?!? My god. They’re not going to vote for you, just have some fucking integrity.
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Right, like there’s plenty of amorphous fawny things they could have said, I suppose, so why something so specific that is objectively untrue? They care so little for reality.
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Meanwhile, Trump posts a map showing the U.S. taking over all of North America
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s true of so many lines of work — you have to enjoy the journey because you have no idea if/when you’ll arrive anywhere satisfying.
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yay, looking forward to getting my signed copy soon!!! (and seeing the movie someday 🤞)
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is this a Möbius strip of reasoning or what?
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Remind me why Raskin is responsible for Piker again?
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Before I saw who was posting this, I assumed it was a parody.
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just a casual everyday shortstop play, what?
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just as the Founding Fathers intended
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not the point, but where’d he get that pic of Jefferson?!
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s so embarrassing to be an American
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One of the hardened criminals, I guess
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StatCat @statcat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Perhaps we’ll get breathless reports every day that they don’t!
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