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Star Wars Line by Line

@starwarslxl.bsky.social
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I’m here to tell the story of Star Wars - one line at a time. Every line of Star Wars - daily.

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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 12h
2738 POV you're about to be a contestant on Dancing With The Stars
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 20h
2737 That'll do pig...
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
2736 It's laundry day and the Geonosians are running the dryer.
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
2735 Steam is super hot. Let's park in it.
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
2734 It would have been cool if they cloned an army of Gungans for the Republic. That's my special edition.
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
2733 Bring them some homemade "welcome to the republic" cookies I will.
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
2732 "What Jedi we have left." Did I miss something? Are half of them at a conference?
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
2731 When they say, "Would you like fries with that?"
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
2730 Here, he's referring to Jar Jar's speaking role in Star Wars.
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
2729 Just let the separatists go. They're a bunch of losers anyway.
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2728 I just think it's crazy how no one ever looked into the true origin of the clone army. The Jedi and everyone in the government were just like "Oh there's a mysterious clone army that someone ordered ten years ago? We'll take it."
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2727 ... I will declare casual Fridays in all republic offices!
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2726 I'm gonna tell my kids that this is how liberty dies.
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2725 My kids when it's bedtime, but they need one more snack:
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2724 Jar Jar, you are my strength. You are my rock. This is Jar Jar Binks' final appearance for this film. Enjoy it, everyone.
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2723 Give him a week and he will have UFC fights on the Senate Building front lawn.
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2722 When you answer your phone from an unknown number:
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2721 ... that I admit that Jar Jar was a fantastic character who got the shaft in this movie.
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2720 They couldn't even use Mas Amedda's name? He's reduced to "Senate Chairman"
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
2719 Translation: "We don't like blonde kids at cantinas"
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
2718 Palpatine was just a puppet
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
2718 When they announce that Jar Jar is finally returning to a Star Wars movie:
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
2717 All hail Darth Jar Jar!!!
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
2716 ... to mesa
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
2715 Oh! It looks like they let Jar Jar drive a Heyblibber again!
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
2714 Do you think Jar Jar has a speech writer?
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
2713 Let's take a moment to appreciate the greatest that is this line. "Dellow Felagates" is an incredible band name or bowling team name. Jar Jar is incredible.
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
2712 How do you say "Trade Federation" in Canada?
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
2711 Hearing your voice is like slipping into a warm bath...
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
2710 Can you release his security?
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
2709 This line should have started a broadway number here. "I'll never join youuuuu... Doookuuuu."
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
2708 The Sith are constantly trying to recruit so that they can kill their boss.
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
2707 "I'll never join you!"
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
2706 My calculus tutor gossiping about me:
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
2705 Obi Wan thinking about what he was doing ten years ago: "Hmm, nothing notable comes to mind..."
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
2704 Dooku just casually name dropping Darth Sidious
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
2703 Who is Nute Gunray?
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
2702 When people say they don't like the prequels:
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
2701 Did Dooku know that Palpatine and Sidious were the same person? Did Nute Gunray know that? Who did he tell?
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
2700 When there's an open bar on Coruscant:
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
2699 When your grandpa starts getting cataracts:
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
2698 Me: What if I told you that I've been putting your medicine in your applesauce? My kid:
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
2697 This guy went way down the shadow government youtube rabbit hole
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
2696 Dooku is the only honest person in the galaxy
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
2695 You can't handle the truth!
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
2694 The truth is out there.
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
2693 Once I considered asking my twin brother if I could go on a date with his girlfriend,
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
2692 Somebody has been reading too many Twitter posts
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
2691 Everybody clear on the Jedi Family Tree now?
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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
2690 Spoilers for Tales of the Jedi
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