Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 12h2738 POV you're about to be a contestant on Dancing With The Stars 051
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 08/10/20262736 It's laundry day and the Geonosians are running the dryer. 082
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 08/10/20262735 Steam is super hot. Let's park in it. 031
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 07/10/20262734 It would have been cool if they cloned an army of Gungans for the Republic. That's my special edition. 021
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 07/10/20262733 Bring them some homemade "welcome to the republic" cookies I will. 011
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 06/10/20262732 "What Jedi we have left." Did I miss something? Are half of them at a conference? 131
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 06/10/20262731 When they say, "Would you like fries with that?" 061
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 05/10/20262730 Here, he's referring to Jar Jar's speaking role in Star Wars. 041
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 05/10/20262729 Just let the separatists go. They're a bunch of losers anyway. 021
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 04/10/20262728 I just think it's crazy how no one ever looked into the true origin of the clone army. The Jedi and everyone in the government were just like "Oh there's a mysterious clone army that someone ordered ten years ago? We'll take it." 062
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 04/10/20262727 ... I will declare casual Fridays in all republic offices! 041
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 25/09/20262726 I'm gonna tell my kids that this is how liberty dies. 010
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 24/09/20262725 My kids when it's bedtime, but they need one more snack: 020
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 24/09/20262724 Jar Jar, you are my strength. You are my rock. This is Jar Jar Binks' final appearance for this film. Enjoy it, everyone. 052
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 23/09/20262723 Give him a week and he will have UFC fights on the Senate Building front lawn. 041
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 23/09/20262722 When you answer your phone from an unknown number: 031
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 22/09/20262721 ... that I admit that Jar Jar was a fantastic character who got the shaft in this movie. 040
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 22/09/20262720 They couldn't even use Mas Amedda's name? He's reduced to "Senate Chairman" 020
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 21/09/20262719 Translation: "We don't like blonde kids at cantinas" 061
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 16/09/20262718 When they announce that Jar Jar is finally returning to a Star Wars movie: 051
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 14/09/20262715 Oh! It looks like they let Jar Jar drive a Heyblibber again! 041
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 14/09/20262714 Do you think Jar Jar has a speech writer? 051
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 12/09/20262713 Let's take a moment to appreciate the greatest that is this line. "Dellow Felagates" is an incredible band name or bowling team name. Jar Jar is incredible. 050
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 12/09/20262712 How do you say "Trade Federation" in Canada? 040
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 11/09/20262711 Hearing your voice is like slipping into a warm bath... 031
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 10/09/20262709 This line should have started a broadway number here. "I'll never join youuuuu... Doookuuuu." 031
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 10/09/20262708 The Sith are constantly trying to recruit so that they can kill their boss. 030
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 09/09/20262706 My calculus tutor gossiping about me: 031
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 06/09/20262705 Obi Wan thinking about what he was doing ten years ago: "Hmm, nothing notable comes to mind..." 021
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 06/09/20262704 Dooku just casually name dropping Darth Sidious 030
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 05/09/20262702 When people say they don't like the prequels: 021
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 04/09/20262701 Did Dooku know that Palpatine and Sidious were the same person? Did Nute Gunray know that? Who did he tell? 031
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 04/09/20262700 When there's an open bar on Coruscant: 064
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 03/09/20262699 When your grandpa starts getting cataracts: 041
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 03/09/20262698 Me: What if I told you that I've been putting your medicine in your applesauce? My kid: 041
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 02/09/20262697 This guy went way down the shadow government youtube rabbit hole 031
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 02/09/20262696 Dooku is the only honest person in the galaxy 031
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 22/08/20262693 Once I considered asking my twin brother if I could go on a date with his girlfriend, 051
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 22/08/20262692 Somebody has been reading too many Twitter posts 051
Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 21/08/20262691 Everybody clear on the Jedi Family Tree now? 050