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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 14h
Where are all the preggo Tom fanfics at? #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekVoyager
Top panel: Tom and B'Elanna are having a private conversation in the Doctor's office in Sick Bay. B'Elanna, with a slight smile, says, "The next time we have a baby, you carry it and I'll go on the away missions."

Bottom panel: Tom looks back at her with a deadpan serious face and replies, "That could work. There is the Trip Tucker precedent."
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 14h
Holy jump scare!!! Lt. Carey showing up out of nowhere with only five episodes left in the series! Dude's been gone so long I just assumed he died.
The Doctor looks over Lt. Carey with a medical tricorder in Sick Bay aboard Voyager.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 23h
Captain Kirk (Animated Series) stands in front of the background of a deserted planet. He looks slightly crestfallen. The caption reads, "(sighs) There's no one around here to fuck." 

*This post is meant to go along with the quoted post for full context.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
#Mornday
Morn sits at the bar in Quark's, looking neutrally into the middle distance as he brings a drink up to his mouth. The caption reads, "Maybe it will happen today...."
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Brits in the barracks: Anyone care for a dip?
A can of Jack Link's Original Jerky Chew shredded beef jerky.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This scene is played for laughs, but I'm just damn impressed that Kes's lung made it through that. #StarTrekVoyager
A screenshot from the Voyager episode "Prophecy"showing a battered and bruised Neelix standing beside the Klingon Ch'Rega, post-coital.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bugs when you lift up the log they were under:
Screenshot from Star Trek: Lower Decks showing Dr. T'Ana strapped to an upright bed. Her right eye is squinting, only open a sliver. Her left eye is wide open, a perfect circle. There is a large patch of fur missing from her left shoulder. She looks rather irritable (though this is normal).
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Quark was selling religious statues on the promenade, so I bought one.
A Benjamin Sisko Funko Pop doll perched atop a horga'hn. Sisko is in the uniform from seasons 5-7, with one hand on his hip and the other holding up a baseball.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just another #TLynTuesday! #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekLowerDecks
T'Lyn (Star Trek: Lower Decks) is speaking with another Vulcan. She is wearing her Vulcan clothing, pre-Starfleet. The caption reads, "Logically, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Family Guy meme where a strung out Lois looks at a bottle of pills, but Lois has been replaced by a haggard and tired-looking Riker. Riker is labeled "Me, having just binge-watched a Trek series." The pill bottle is labeled "More Star Trek"
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ugh, that's the worst. Sending you Disco Morn for good vibes.
Morn from Deep Space Nine is sitting at the bar in Quark's, his left arm raised to chest height in front of him. He has a dark, curly afro.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watching "Child's Play" never fails to infuriate me.
People are always talking about how bad a father Worf was to Alexander, but you know who had worse parents?

Image: Icheb (right) standing next to his father (left).
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Top left panel: Julian Bashir and Garak are together in the cockpit of a runabout. Bashir turns to Garak and says, "I must admit I'm getting rather excited for the spooky season!"

Top right panel: Garak looks up from his panel in confusion and asks, "The 'spooky' season?"

Middle left panel: Bashir fully turns in his seat to face Garak as he answers, "Well, it's an old Earth tradition where we sort of celebrate things that scare us."

Middle right panel: Garak gives the doctor a reproving sort of look and says, "What a bizarre concept."

Bottom left panel: Bashir adds as an addendum, "Though, mainly it's just an excuse for people to get together and dress slutty."

Bottom right panel: Suddenly, Garak's face lights up with wonder and he says, "You have piqued my interest."
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
T'Lyn (from Lower Decks) stands with her hands behind her back. She stands in front of an inspirational poster depicting the moon and a person reaching toward it. On the poster is the quote, "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." Attributes to Norman Vincent Peale. In the bottom right corner of the image is T'Lyn's caption: "Logically, if one lands among the stars when aiming for the moon then they have severely overshot. Possibly even broken the Warp 10 barrier."
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Spock, Bones, and Kirk standing alone against a solid black background. Spock is on the left side of the image, closest to the camera. He's looking upward while holding his tricorder. Behind him and to the right, Bones and Kirk are also looking up. In the top right corner is text in a heavy metal font that reads McSPIRK. In the bottom right corner, in small white text is the name Fizzbin Records.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This screenshot from "The Empath" looks like the cover for the new McSpirk album
Spock, Bones, and Kirk standing alone against a solid black background. Spock is on the left side of the image, closest to the camera. He's looking upward while holding his tricorder. Behind him and to the right, Bones and Kirk are also looking up.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine if the crew's first reaction to seeing Seven in the Tsunkatse match had been to assume she just must have chosen to partake in a fight during shore leave. #StarTrekVoyager #StarTrekMemes
Top panel: In a Tsunkatse arena, the hulking mass of a Pendari fighter towers over Seven of Nine. 

Bottom panel: In the audience, Harry Kim places his hands around his mouth and shouts, "100 Quatloos on the Borg!"
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#StarTrekMemes #StarTrekVoyager
A close-up of Janeway as she glowers camera left. The caption reads, "I hate people I don't like."
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most people: If I were in Star Trek, I'd join Starfleet and boldly go!

Me: I'd be the twink that gets to fluff the sexual conquests of the matriarch on Angel One, and boldly cum. 

(Image: Screenshot from the TNG episode "Angel One" depicting Mistress Beata, Elected One of Angel I, stands beside her servant Trent who is about a head shorter. Above him, in the TNG title font are the words "Star Trek: The Fluffer Twink")
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also, I see you back there, Trent!
Leonard John Crofoot (left) as a Qomar spectator in the Voyager episode "Virtuoso".Leonard John Crofoot as Trent in the TNG episode "Angel One"
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's extremely satisfying to see Paul Williams in Star Trek.
Paul Williams as the Qomar Prelate Koru in the Voyager episode "Virtuoso"
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Admiral Paris looks disappointed as he sits at his desk and says, "Why can't you be more like that Nick Locarno?!"
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No wonder Tom Paris hates his dad. He keeps a picture of Nick Locarno on his desk instead of his own son! (And as we know from Lower Decks, Nick and Tom aren't the same person)
A picture holder on a desk holds a picture of Nick Locarno as seen on the TNG episode "The First Duty"Admiral Paris sits behind his desk, hands clasped on the surface.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just watched Riddles again. I cried again. I just love these two so much!!! 😭🥹
A scene from the Voyager episode "Riddles" depicting Neelix and Tuvok smiling side by side and wearing matching aprons.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Geordi La Forge struggles to reach a large red button on a console. The text reads: Me, trying like hell to reach the abort button for this timeline
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Remy, Orion captain of the Serene Squall, stands in the galley holding up a bowl with both hands. The text in the top right corner reads, "No soup for you!"
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Of all the captain's ready rooms we've seen across Star Trek, I like Voyager's the most. I'd love to design a home office like it.
A view into the window of Janeway's ready room aboard Voyager. Janeway is standing at the window with a cup of coffee.Janeway standing behind the desk in her ready room, her right arm up on the back of the chair. A view of the open area in Janeway's ready room. Janeway is standing at the replicator on the right. An admiral is gazing out the window, his back to us.A 3D cut-away model of the ready room. In the upper left corner is text that reads "Ex Astris Scientia"
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just heard of the passing of James Sloyan. He played so many memorable roles in 90s Trek, including Jarok (TNG's The Defector), Dr. Mora Pol (Odo's "dad"), future Alexander Rozhenko, and Jetrel (from Voyager). Such a powerful performer. He will be missed, but he has left a lasting legacy. 🖖
James Sloyan as Dr. Mora Pol in Deep Space Nine.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Try calling a woman handsome in the 24th century and you get a drink in the face.
A scene from the TNG episode "Tapestry" showing a young Ensign Picard at a bar in the middle of getting a drink thrown in his face from a woman twice his age.Ensign Picard sits at the bar sopping wet.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Coming to your dimension next summer... #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekVoyager
Black and white image of a fake poster for Buster: A Captain Proton Story. The poster depicts Harry Kim posing as Buster Kincaid, a ray gun in his right hand. Behind him, in the background, the Delaney sisters can be seen standing in front of a door dressed as the Twin Mistresses of Evil. 

(The character images were sourced from the Star Trek Timelines mobile game, and the background is a cropped screenshot from "Bride of Chaotica.")
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And don't you forget it! #StarTrekVoyager
Tom Paris standing in a corridor aboard Voyager. His arm is fully extended, pointing off camera as he says, "And remember... you're the queen!"
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#StarTrekMemes #StarTrekVoyager
Top left panel: Close-up of B'Elanna Torres. She's wearing a spacesuit sans helmet while standing in a shuttlecraft. She says, "Higher."

Top right panel: The shot has zoomed out slightly revealing a crewman visible behind B'Elanna operating the flight controls of the shuttle. They're saying, "We're already at 85% THC."

Middle left panel: B'Elanna is now putting a helmet on her spacesuit as she says, "I said higher."

Middle right panel: Her helmet now on, B'Elanna now says, "Computer, override safety protocols and begin program."

Bottom left panel: Close-up of B'Elanna's face, looking determined. The computer says, "Hotbox initiated."

Bottom right panel: Very zoomed out shot showing B'Elanna ensconced in smoke in a large space.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Top panel: Harry Kim is standing at the ops station on the Voyager bridge. The ship's lighting is dim. Harry says, "Systems all over the ship are glitching. Some are going offline completely!"

Bottom panel: A view of the command chairs. Chakotay (on the right) looks down and reaches to the monitor on the side of his chair. Janeway (on the left) holds a finger up in the air and, with a stern look on her face, says, "What did Seven do without permission THIS time?"
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Top panel: James Kirk (70s animated version) looks alarmed as he trips, raising his arm. A bit of text above him says *trips*

Bottom panel: Close-up of Spock's face, an eyebrow raised. The caption to the right reads, "Apologies, captain. I did not realize I was erect."
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Orion:
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fuck censorship. #Mornday #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekDS9
Morn was intended to have actual dialogue, but 90s TV censors took issue with his near-constant vulgarity.

Image: Screenshot from an episode of Deep Space Nine showing Morn attempting to speak to Quark, only for Quark to hold his hands up in a stopping gesture.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's time for another Enterprise movie night with Phlox. Now showing: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) #StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekEnterprise
Top panel: It's movie night on the Enterprise NX-01, and the crew have gathered in the mess hall to watch Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978). On screen is Leonard Nimoy as Dr. David Kibner. The subtitle reads, "There's no need for hate now. Or love."

Bottom panel: In the audience, Trip Tucker sits next to Phlox who is eating from a large bowl of popcorn. Phlox turns toward Trip and says, "This man...alien, whatever he is, sounds positively Vulcan..." T'Pol is seated directly in front of the other two, giving the film her rapt attention. The caption under her reads *Vulcan swoon*
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One of my favorite memes of all time was made by my best friend who used to make memes for STCC.
Kathryn Janeway and Leonardo da Vinci smile ecstatically as they ride the latter's flying machine. Janeway is pointing somewhere off screen. Her caption reads, "Yes Leonardo! This way! I'm going to shit on Chakotay's head!"
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
John Rhys-Davies as Leonardo da Vinci is one of the greatest things Star Trek ever gave us.
A scene from the Voyager episode "Scorpion, Part 1" depicts Leonardo da Vinci standing next to Captain Janeway in the former's workshop in ancient Italy. They are observing a device with a mechanical arm and hand.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Left panel: A screenshot from the Star Trek episode "The Omega Glory" depicting a blue Starfleet uniform on the floor, its owner seemingly reduced to nothing but salt-like crystals which are coming out of the neck and sleeves. 

Right panel: A salt vampire from "The Man Trap," but with cartoon wide eyes pasted on it and drool dripping from its mouth.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekPicard
Top left panel: Elderly Q, as he appears in Picard season 2, is speaking to Admiral Picard (off screen). Q says, "Mon Capitan, you know I only have eyes for you."

Top right panel: Picard looks at him with a neutral expression and says, "Is that so?"

Bottom left panel: Picard's expression suddenly turns into a sneering look of contempt. With venom in his voice (I imagine), he continues, "Is that why you went galavanting off to the Delta Quadrant with that Janeway tramp?"

Bottom right panel: Q, looking comically indignant, retorts, "She means NOTHING to me!"
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekDS9
When no one else can match your level of horny, just bring everyone up to your level

Image: Screenshot from the Deep Space Nine episode "Fascination" showing an exuberant Lwaxana Troi with her arms around a very dour-looking Odo, who has his left arm draped loosely on Lwaxana's shoulder.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Now THAT'S a dish best served cold!
A Breen from Deep Space Nine. 
The caption reads: This is the way.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Voyager episode "Remember" (S03E06) feels uncomfortably relevant today. People groups being targeted, innocents being murdered, all for the "greater good." Terrific performances from Roxann Dawson and Bruce Davison (the go-to actor for bigoted, politically-driven assholes).
Back view of B'Elanna and Chakotay walking through a corridor on Voyager. The title card "REMEMBER" is in the top left corner.A deeply conflicted B'Elanna wearing a blue Enaran uniform.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekVoyager
Kes and the Doctor stand at a biobed in sick bay which is occupied by a bruised Tom Paris. The medical scanner is erected around the bed. The Doctor holds up a tool in his hands and says, "Alright, I've repaired the damaged preganglionic fibers in the spinal column." Kes replies, "Doctor...that was a postganglionic nerve."
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Travis Mayweather of Star Trek: Enterprise is wearing the coat of Trelane from Strange New Worlds.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I SHIP MONKWAY
The primate whom befriends Janeway in the episode "Resolutions." Janeway in civilian clothing (green shirt and pants with yellow vest overtop) crouching down with her arm extended outward.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekVoyager
Harry Kim clutches at his throat. A large man clad in leather and wearing a mask is standing behind him, his arms folded. The caption reads, "I'm going to kill Tom! He told me S.M. stood for Scientifically-Minded!"
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I've reached the Voyager/Smart Guy crossover episode.
Tahj Mowry as a Drayan child named Corin next to Tuvok who is fixing a piece of equipment.
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