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Whizzet

@startermullet.bsky.social
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Veni. Vidi. Skeeti. Every problem will not be solved with abundant housing, but nothing can be solved without it. 9 degrees West of North

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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I almost died 6 separate times during this game, but it ended with our whole row in group hug GO VALKS!!!! 🏆🏆🏆
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your fridge when you've raised your kids on Arrested Development
Greasy paper bag on fridge shelf with " dead dove, do not eat" written in sharpie
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Next time (because there WILL be a next time), we need a competing ballot measure that ties opening Great Highway to constructing the panhandle freeway
1951 map of proposed freeways cutting across san francisco that not only spawned the freeway revolt, but plunged SF into 60 years of unhinged NIMBY-ism
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I swear to god, we are going to have to release 50% of currently incarcerated Americans in order to hold all the members of this administration who need to go directly to prison
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Looks like I'm going to get my money's with out of this meme
Apu taking a bullet meme with trump shooting trump and democrats diving in to save him from his shitty decisions.

I'm sure low info voters will totally remember that it was dems who did this!
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Apu taking the bullet meme with Democrats protecting Trump from being shot by trump
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I use this one a lot these days.
A cartoon image of Jesus on a 1980 phone with the text "Start the rapture"
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Jabba the hutt trying to lick Princess Leia as she pulls back in rel=vulsion
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Can confirm
1990s Muni EB Flyer trolleybus tattoo on arm
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The Simpsons does not miss
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
San Francisco jetting over to turn 01, 03, & 05 blue
wavy line Joan Miro slack and white sketch
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I swing both ways: high & low #nokings #fuckthesefuckingfucks #RIPMelissaHortman
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I mean, this article written on this date kind of gives the game away . . .
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
#NYT out here literally doing this bit from 1990's Crazy People
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Good boy, you corrupt lap dog
Crypto bro patting schiff on the head and saying "good boy" for propping up the crypto criming industry
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Looking forward to the perfect two-fer in Colma, CA this weekend!
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Zuck: The average American has three friends.
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
This right here is a profound political consequence of our housing crisis
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
That's what I was doing this morning (I used the word "deranged" no fewer than 4 times):
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
This feels more accurate
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
How will Ben Shapiro get his lumber haul home?
Ben Shapiro looking like dork holding 1 piece of wood in a plastic bag in front of a home depot to own the libs
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Good turnout on a chilly day at the #teslatakedown in Colma! #freezingmya$$of4democracy #Serramonte #colma
line of protestors around the corner with a Tesla in lot in the foregroundLine of protestors with signs at a Tesla dealership
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
But I mean, c'mon
Snowy mountain with food bar in foreground
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Me buying tickets for the early morning ski bus vs me waking up at 4:15am to catch the early morning ski bus
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
SF tomorrow!!! Any moots going to be there?
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I gotta be real with you @democrats.org: this is not the time. I really do not give one single shit about your internal fundraising deadlines. You want my money? Show the fuck up and fight for us
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
done
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
For anyone who's afraid they missed out, don't worry: I found myself in a stone-cold "Housing Twitter" moment right here on Bsky just yesterday
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Broke my french press, so it's paper towels in a (previously unused) automotive oil funnel for me this morning! BlueBottle would charge me 12 bucks for this
Glass of brewing coffee next to a mug with a red funnel lined with paper towels
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
"I swear, honey - I was just managing a new vertical!"
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
WHATTHEACTUALFUCKINGFUCK
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
My husband thinks these women in our Lego holiday village are happy bc the Lego trolley is taking them to live in a Lego abortion state
2 smiling lego women minifigures on a lego train platform next to lego tracks
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
*screaming incoherently* thefrisc.com/sfmta-plan-n...
paragraph notes that interest rates on the project were near zero at the start, but are now 5% adding hundreds of millions of dollars to the cost. Developers held more than 150 meetings which extended the process
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It's our patriotic duty to Make Dipshits Irrelevant Again
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I made a thing to help - feel free to deploy liberally
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
This quote from a @willbunch.bsky.social piece is equally applicable to both international and domestic strategies, & punched me straight in the solar plexus
“We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality,” the Bush aide told Susskind. “And while you’re studying that reality — judiciously, as you will — we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study, too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors ... and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.”
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Just bought my once annual #megamillions ticket so I can buy this broke-ass SF strip mall and develop it into 3,000 residential units over commercial. Wish me luck!!
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Californians! Here's who to call if the prospect of another era of Rahm Emmanuel DNC leadership makes you mad enough to chew glass
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Congratulations, assholes! We are now officially the worst generation #genX
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The latest from @juliusgoat.bsky.social is a good companion piece:
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
To paraphrase @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social : look at where bollard placement to see what engineers think is worth protecting
City steering corner with bollards placed behind a bus shelter
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Pulling for SEPTA transit workers during contract negotiations while also being glad I was able to get from PHL to center city b4 a strike was called #publictransitrules
Photo looking out of a moving train
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I have some bad news for Conor
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Whizzet @startermullet.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Evergreen
Patton Oswalt quote: What I've learned so far tonigh: America is WAAAAY more sexist than it is racist. And it's pretty fucking racist. November 8, 2026
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