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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 3h

"Indeed, they're my loyal minions, serving as a Floralian variant of the Dee species you're already quite accustomed to seeing by now..."

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 7h

"Hmm, let's see... Truth!" "What meals do you prepare for your underlings, or do they not require any nourishment whatsoever?"

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 8h

". . . Fuck." He says before then placing two hands over his mouth. "Ugh! That's pretty evil, wouldn't you say?"

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

12) "...I was undoubtedly responsible for Sectonia's metamorphosis from a once compassionate soul into the revered tyrant of the heavens." "Now sure, I could simply throw all the blame on that blasted mirror and its denizens... However, I've found that revenge can leave a bitter taste in my mouth."

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

11) "Having narrowly survived Her Majesty's coup de grâce, I awoke to a truly nightmarish sight..." "It was there that I decided I would no longer be a queen's subservient puppet. Thus I went off to aid King Dedede in rescuing Kirby, despite knowing that my chances of survival were very much slim."

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

10) "I can't say... A great deal of people were potentially hurt, imprisoned, or even puppeteered by me in service to Her Majesty..." "But even so, I'll do what needs to be done for my kingdom, in hopes that it will make up for each and every one of my past misdeeds."

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

9) "Born to be a lover, forced to bare my fangs at any potential threats... Looking at you, Magolor." "And though I am by no means a competent fighter like the late Queen Sectonia, that doesn't mean I won't do everything in my power to keep the peace on this planet."

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"When it comes to my web constructs, I can pretty much whip up anything that comes to mind!"

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

//Francoeur (A Monster in Paris) Had to get in at least one obscure character, and it's another bug too. So what does that say about me?

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

//Bumblebee and his many other lovely incarnations throughout the Transformers series

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

//Kamek Wasn't until M&L Dream Team and its following entries that I got really invested in the guy He loves to bark orders, give advice, and dress in drag. Which I think is neat

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

//Raphael, better known as Phantom R This man is in dire need of a sequel or even a re-release of Rhythm Thief & the Emperor's Treasure Be sure to give 'One More Time' and GaMetal's cover of 'Phantom R's Theme' a listen

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

//Going back to Kirby- Wait, nah. Pretty sure this is the only character from that series I've brought up so far. Queen Sectonia from Kirby Triple Deluxe. Her backstory's pretty tragic if you didn't already know this. Not to mention both Sullied Grace and Moonstruck Blossom are both good tracks.

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

//Let's Do the Time Warp Again Late 2016, Yo-Kai Watch 2's now localized and Hovernyan's in it. Just look at him. Was a tad bummed to find out he's only B Rank, but regardless, I still love him. And the best part? Level 5 isn't using Gen AI for the concepts and promotional material. Crazy right?

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

//Saw the Pilot for Murder Drones when it released and have been yearning to see more of this vampiric workaholic in action. (5 years of nonstop sidelining and 1 solo episode to her name later) Serial Designation J-10X111001, or J for short, has absolutely no flaws whatsoever. Her words, not mine.

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

//And behind door number one, we have, uh... Sorry, who is this again? No seriously, I have never seen this man before in my life. Why's this picture even in my gallery? I'm just gonna skip this one I think. Alright? Alright.

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"How terribly cruel... I don't suppose a simple 'No' would've sufficed?" Taranza curses under his breath as he then lowered his head in shame. "Guess I truly must've given you quite the scare, and for that, I am deeply sorry, Simirror the Great."

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"CHEESE AND RICE! WHERE?!" Startled, Taranza would cock his head to the side, darting his uppermost eyes left and right. "...There, uh, doesn't appear to be any spiders lurking around this area."

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Is there a reason why everyone's already wearing their costumes four days before October?"

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

🪞 ( "Who indeed... Seems I'm finally getting through to you~!" ) His upper eyes dart over to Joe as he tries making a web construct, only for it to fall apart midway. 🪞 ( "Was that supposed to be me? Because I'm very much offended." ) Soon after the reflection in Taranza's head would pout at him.

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Do keep what I said about Kirby between us please... Otherwise, I may never hear the end of it."

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's late in the evening. He's currently singing to himself in an enclosed space as a destresser. 🎶 "Do you remember, twenty-first night of September?" 🎶

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Taken aback from the fighter's timely exit, Tara just as hastily latches onto his machine and began slinging across the sky. "I'm right behind you, Joey! We'll make it there in a jiffy!" On the bright side — At least he won't be alone this time... Wouldn't want a repeat of what happened last time.

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"I SWEAR TO RATTLER! WHEN I COME FACE TO FACE THAT DASTARDLY EGG AGAIN, I'LL VAPORIZE HIM ON THE SP—?!" Upon registering the voice of the renowned fighter, Taranza swiftly puts his wrathful demeanor aside to appear unphased by it all. "A-ah, Knuckle Joe... Never better, my friend~!"

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Pay him no mind. It's not like he's currently being pulled in all directions by a flock of ravenous Sphere Doomers while out buying groceries.

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

". . . Nova dammit, Magolor." "One sudden change of attire later, and it would appear that we've already got ourselves a serious infestation problem happening around every corner of Popstar!?"

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"The last time I ever stopped by Her Majesty's Dreamstalk?" "...It's hard to say, in all honesty."

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Using the intel gathered from my Sectra Dees' marathon of human actor Jim Carrey's movies... I've deduced that The Truman Show, is in actuality a reality television program set in New Jersey."

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Ahem... All in favor of calling the new girl 'Beyondcé' say 'I'!"

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"So therefore I have my priorities out of order? I'd argue my ever so dependable Sectra Dee are more than capable of treating and watching over the Dreamstalk in my stead." "Additionally, I doubt anyone would be so foolish as to mess around with it lest they have a death wish~!"

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

He sharply inhaled... "I'll take a dozen chocolates, a half dozen strawberries with cream in addition to another dozen chocolates. Never had apple-flavored donuts before, so sure! And throw in one more dozen chocolates for my Sectra Dees." Great googly moogly, Tara! Can you even afford all that?

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Would someone kindly explain to me why I saw roughly around seven Kirbies in the line at Dunkin Dededonuts?"

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"Oh, it's horrible, Bandee! Just-" He pauses for a second, warily looking to his left and then his right. "...I kinda...sort of...fortuitously uttered the S.U.S.I.E. word around Meta Knight after seeing double."

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"Deary me, I should really keep my mouth shut and make a mental note this so it never happens again..."

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"And still to this day, I have yet to encounter another Taranza like yours truly~!"

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"How's a spider supposed to keep his non blood related kids plenty entertained, so they don't go running off to Merry Magoland?"

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"I could've once sworn their names were Fololo and Falala... How queer."

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"Isolating myself in the castle while I listen to my favorite tunes has done wonders for me... Baking helps, too!"

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

—for a moment, and then, his top orange eyes began to glow bright with a tinge of yellow. "...Ahem, it would seem our paths have crossed yet again, Madame Aoki." He bows modestly, holding one Sectra Dee over his shoulder while the other's still clinging shyly onto him from behind.

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🕸 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒅𝒆 🕸 @startaranza.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

—their master's attention. "Splendid! Then I suppose that will conclude our daily patrol. However, I can't help but notice the absence of your sis- DEAR NOVA, SHE'S FALLEN OFF?!" He begins sweating profusely, adrenaline now pumping through his body as he swiftly dives towards the world below!

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