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Starscream Hecatoncheries

@starscreamheck.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Chicago. I live by the giggle, ill die by the giggle. Pokemon Drag Race Digimon

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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I saw these in quick succession and its uncanny. #Bisexualvisibility
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Happy with this pull but not sure how im feeling about the set overall #pokemontcg #pokemonpocket #pokemon
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So if Dolly goes...that means...Civil war is....soon?
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Can we talk about this card depicting gulpin getting split open while cruising in the park? #pokemontcg #mlm #cruising #gaymen
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
To the guy that tried to pee next to me at the airport...it just doesnt happen for everyone and thats ok. Take a lap and you can try again later. I see you king. #pee #restroom #mensroom #airport
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ive got plenty of time to get to the airport says the guy that should have left three days ago
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hey there, cranking hog or hogly cranking?
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I did it folks. I won pokemon. #pokemontcg #pokemon
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Great men do great things #inspirations
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I can generally create nuanced written communications out of my ass on command, but spoken? Duuhhhehhh me no English good.
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I am, in fact happy with the first pulls 🙏 #pokemontcg #pokemon
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I also am willing to not build nukes for 300 billion dollars, just putting that out there.
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Mixed-raptor adoption is a way less cool thing in reality than it was in my imagination. #biology #zoology #paleontology
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just gunna put this here #reading #literacycrisis
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#investing #stocks #stonks
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Ill accept any shiny luck 🤷‍♂️
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
#werk #uspolitics
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I can dig it. Not my chase card but im not complaining
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
So pretty 😍 very babygirl
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
2 shinies in 1 day? Yes please #pokemontcg #pokemon
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Yea thats fine too
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
#uhoh #useconomy #finance #economy
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#Chicago
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hold on, i need to breathe. I was just assulted with cuteness. #pokemon ##pokemontcg
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Bad luck lately but finally got a lil sumthin #pokemontcg #pokemon
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
#birds #chicago
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
🙋‍♂️can confirm
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Your doctor just called, why is he calling you Butt Herpes Patient 0?
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Meme time magic users
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
ebay.us/m/xclwTS link to the auction.Share with anyone youd think would be interested🥺🥺🥺. #pokemon #pokemongames #pokemonredandblue
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
KRISTY NOEM'S WORST NIGHTMARE
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Age 37 and i just realized every man thats said he would make it up to me, proceeded to never actually make anything up to me 🤦‍♂️
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Ppl just shouting "Trump is a pedophile!" in Rogers Park. Love my neighborhood.
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mgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Bbbbiiiiittttttcccchhhhh 2 megas and a straight shot up mew's butthole #pokemontcg
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
First pull got me weak in the knees #pokemontcg
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Hurricanes? More like Himicanes amirite???? NO. Themicanes...
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Finally a bit of luck. Been a series dry spell over here. #pokemontcg
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Further: there is no non-partisan ballot in this election. Independents can register in person if they wish to vote in a primary.
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Its election day in Chicago! Go vote for @katmabu.bsky.social
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Success can be a threat to ones stability and comfort the same as failure.
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
#badgeofhonor #coffee #chicago
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Just delete a bunch of friends on #pokemontcg app. I cant be the only one sharing cards 🙄
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Alexa, whats fragging?
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
PSA: Your government is not your friend even when they do things you support.
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
True to life this is how it happened
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
What calling and emailling congress looks like #katabughazaleh #chicago #illinois
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Starscream Hecatoncheries @starscreamheck.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Breaking news
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