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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️

@staroutofspace.bsky.social
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The evil trans person Gavin Newsom warned you about Also on Tumblr under the same name

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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
His stunt sound effects are just the three syllables of his name (from the famous It's Mamdani sound bite)
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Needless to say, the badge is doing its job.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This conversation was at least in part prompted by the fact that I've been wearing one of these badge clips for a week. My bi student described this clip as "tough". bsky.app/profile/clai...
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This same student also told me "I have a boyfriend right now, but one day I'll have a girlfriend."
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some of my students today found out about my queer identity, which led to one child proudly proclaiming "Our teacher's trans and a lesbian! Do you know what that means? SHE'S WOKE!"
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The appeal is that I can use uBlock and Sponsor Block extensions to skip the ads and sponsored sections and... oh wait the podcast hosts don't want me doing that. And I'm still listening, not watching. I don't know what most of these hosts and guests look like.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Analogue Pocket is such a cool device, but it's a huge design flaw that the cartridges sit so loose in the device when they're right next to the L & R buttons. Just the gentlest nudge and you'll start cartridge tilting.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At this point Trump's just flat out begging for 9/11 2 to happen so he has retroactive justification for the deaths he's ordered.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Knowing nothing else about this game, I'd definitely back the Kickstarter.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is why I really liked episode 8, because the overarching message was that we can't just keep doing a Star Wars if we want things to improve. And then I viscerally disliked episode 9 because it was in many ways a Star Wars greatest hits compilation.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have a running theory that most people are flaky on or hate dating apps because they require effort, and that's antithetical to how phone apps work.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God forbid air traffic corntrollers, people who work in a job so stressful it has a mandatory retirement age, have hobbies. God forbid the guy who keeps planes from crashing all day likes to dress up as a purple tiger sometimes.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hmmm, I wonder if it's the fact that I started to have a noticeable cup size and a softer face that shifted the perception of me from quirky guy to annoying woman. Guess we'll never know because they fucking laid me off.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Other notable occurrence: Early in my job I was praised for my willingness to defend my time and keep my department under budget on projects. Until suddenly I was too blunt and quick in shooting down people's ideas because now suddenly I had a reputation for obstructing and being unkind.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh cool, it wasn't just me that happened to! Yeah about a year and a half into my transition I had a guy shoot down my idea in a brainstorming session and then PITCH MY IDEA AS THOUGH IT WERE HIS OWN!
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The phrase "cakewalk" envisions a leisurly stroll on which I am also enjoying a delicious slice of cake. I wish I could enjoy such a whimsical life.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh, she got suspended... for getting mad at people engaging in trans genocide denialism. She got suspended for (again) not using a slur.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The current anti-trans pile on is against a journalist who got mad at the current wave of trans genocide denialism and *checks notes* didn't say a slur.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got recognized and complimented by a cashier at the pet store. Don't know what to do with the knowledge that I'm the stylish lady who buys cat litter, but it certainly brightened my day.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There was a Batman '66 comics continuity a decade ago. If only...
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Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture.tv · 19/09/2026
please share this & make sure it’s the only attention logan paul & modretro get tomorrow.
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got fired and need to make ends meet. I'm opening up commissions for the time being. I'm a napkin artist but If you have a concept I'll work with you to craft a joke and draw it for $25 or do a personalized doodle for $5! hmu @ ko-fi.com/ducknuk Here are some oldies
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It shouldn't be, but the most annoying part about students playing games in my class is they're all playing low effort trash on Roblox. The kids have shit taste, man.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Look, all I'm saying is if Batman really believes in his no kill rule, he should be Vegetarian.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They could always do Duck Dodgers. Would people lament too many similarities with The Day the Earth Blew Up? No because this one would have Marvin in it.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"For Nintendo Switch 2" Bitch, that's for MAME, and you know it.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Everyone needs to get fingored now and again.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The people who worked on the movie knew they had something good on their hands, but humorless suits in the C-Suite decided it was an unmarketable flop. These are the same suits who think you want to see AI generated movies.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's incredibly important to note that this box office performance isn't the result of dedicated fans going to have repeat watches. The movie's genuinely good. The people who fought to see it preordered their tickets, but most of that gross is just regular people who wanted to see Wile E Coyote.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
People like that can say whatever they want with regards to the lives of regular people and receive no pushback, but if I said what I wanted in response I'd at minimum have my account permanantly suspended.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So, uh... Mouse Mode sure would fix gameplay compatibility issues for Kirby and the Rainbow Curse, huh? Wonder if that'll show up in the Direct...
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I was not on board with the AI bullshit, so when it came time for their third round of layoffs, I was on the shortlist.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Using AI without even first year knowledge of coding is like giving a first grader a calculator and claiming you taught them multiplication.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Day one of class, I told my students that a big part of coding is modifying either your own previous work or someone else's work. I can do that because I learned fundamentals and can read code, so I made known that using AI while I'm teaching those fundamentals robs them of that ability.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Christ Figure Rouge the Bat
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wario World 2 Odama Remaster New Sin & Punishment using mouse mode
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE UNHOUSED! By shifting the focus to donating clothes and other small amenities, you are normalizing CHILD HOMELESSNESS. I don't care if they have computers and clean clothes, I care if they are fed, housed, and safe.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm not going to give a cutesy comparison about how something like this misses the broader point. There are millionaires, billionaires, and the world's first trillionaire who could end child homelessness today, and they choose not to.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today, I saw an advertisement that said "$50 can give an unhoused child a clean uniform for school." Let me just say as an educator, this shit is evil. I don't give a fuck if a student has a clean uniform or even shows up for class, because I'd prefer that child NOT BE HOMELESS!
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This should apply retroactively, too.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Having seen Coyote v ACME, I think companies should still be allowed to write off movies and shows, but with one new caveat: anything you write off for taxes is now public domain. The government paid you not to release the film, which means I paid you for it. That shit belongs to the people now.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If that's the case, where the company retains the intellectual property rights over the contents of the media but is barred from distributing or making money off it, that's... utterly confusing. I'd almost just assume the intent of the law is final sale; there's no way to undo the write off.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
One of the guys who worked on MEGAS XLR (a CN show that was also written off) believes the rights have to be bought back from the government. There's an uncited claim that a buyback triggers fines and/or a fraud investigation, but that seems to be wholly made up by whoever wrote the Wikipedia entry.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wake me up when it's Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo. Need me some Topiary Creatures on vinyl.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I tell my class straight up that AI is not allowed because it is robbing them of the opportunity to learn the skills I'm teaching. AI is never used in anything I do because I actually care to demonstrate competency.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
People were applauding for many of the little moments in Coyote v ACME, and I think that really does tell you all you need to know about how fucking foolish Warner Bros. were to scrap it in the first place.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No need to worry about World War III, folks. The USA's gonna self-irradiate. Let's go all the way and bring back Radium paint!
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think legally you're allowed to explode them with your mind.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No no, sending a picture of yourself back to the year 2000 is a necessary step to preventing a paradox.
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