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StarmanUltra

@starmanultra.bsky.social
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Looking 4 artists! Primarily a client account Update: You must have a VGen account for me to buy from you. Any art I have commissioned will have noise filters + logo overlays to protect artists from unintended usages of their artwork (i.e. Generative AI)

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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There's nobody, and I mean NOBODY, with more main character syndrome than Thimane Guye! Meet the main guy, Thimane Guye! Fantastic artwork done by @kraujas.bsky.social
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Tubby Buddy and Gramo commit burglary 🥰 Amazing comic strip by @kraujas.bsky.social !
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Tubby Buddy doin what he does best: Pretending to be Empress Bulblax from Pikmin 2 (Now with 20% more snoring!) Fantastic artwork by @kraujas.bsky.social !
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
9 Lives and 9mm's. The best two numbers to describe Cathmull! This fantastic piece was done by @kraujas.bsky.social
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Whoops, I forgot to post this beast! The first monster for the logbook! The Bine! Art by @kraujas.bsky.social!
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"Hey, before you arrest me, let me get another cup of coffee and put on one of my Vinyls." Meet Gourmentula! The caffeine-soaked tarantula who may or may not have purchasing tarantula fangs from the organ trade market for a "lossless vinyl needle" Amazing art by @kraujas.bsky.social!
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"How much more grievous are the consequences of going BANANAS than the causes of it?" Meet Monk. E.! The most reformed inmate is here to spread his wisdom to everyone! Art by @kraujas.bsky.social
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"Still working the Nile river, eh, Sobingo?" Meet the high school nemesis of Sobingo, Chaacator! He's got some squidward vs squillium type beef with him. (And his teeth are big and VALUABLE!) Art by @kraujas.bsky.social !
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Meet the Notorious Tubby D. Buddy! He doesn't peddle or make drugs. he makes drugs BETTER. He makes everything BETTER. Tubby Buddy likes to eat. he doesn't care about money, the notoriety, nor the bitches. Tubby Buddy only cares for BONES. Artwork by @kraujas.bsky.social !
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
A fantastic NSFW render of Elora from the Spyro series by @kraujas.bsky.social! Without a doubt, one of the best NSFW drawings ever!
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I got some Megaman Gaea and Falcon armor variants for my sibling's OC from @soulrokkuman.bsky.social! They love it so much!
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
"That's cool baby, you know how it is, rockin' and howlin' and what not. Now get me the dough by the next full moon!" Another amazing piece by @kraujas.bsky.social! She just keeps drawing banger after banger!
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Imagine being one of the top biochemists in the world and the world calls "Stinky Shit" because they can't pronounce your name 😭 I am once again absolutely astonished at the level of detail. The reflective textures are just jaw dropping! This amazing piece was done by @kraujas.bsky.social
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Fun Fact: 9/10 dentists approve of Doc Chomp's own toothpaste brand! Another fun fact: 1/10 dentists have gone missing This piece was done by @kraujas.bsky.social
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Afraid of the dark? Now you are! This awesome piece was made by @kraujas.bsky.social
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
BOW TO YOUR QUEEN AND WATER HER TWICE A DAY This fantastic piece was done by @kraujas.bsky.social !
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Any Samurai Jack fans out there? Because we've got an undead Samurai Jack character just for you! it's Kaizen! Art by @kraujas.bsky.social
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Here comes Glarey the Lobster, here for your fancy hot tub to start warming up the clamps for a lo-mein bone-clamping! This big beautiful lobster was done by @kraujas.bsky.social I am in mad love with the carapace details!
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
"I'm the only one who can chase prey in both worlds. I'm Flayton" This amazing cheetah + Ghost Rider mashup was done by @kraujas.bsky.social I am in mad love with the style of the fire-fur!
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
ay anyone else remember crash twinsanity
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Check her out! It's Queentin Hornetino, famous for directing big name movies like buzzing saddles and inglorious beestards! Art by @kraujas.bsky.social
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Check it out! We got Sobingo lined up after getting caught loitering in rivers again! I am in mad love with the colors in this artwork! Art by @kraujas.bsky.social
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Meet Nevada Bones! He's like Indiana Jones except he has no skin! Or arms. Or legs. Art by @kraujas.bsky.social
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Meet Drill N. Krill! If you ask him what he's doing, he'll say "Mine your business!" art by @kraujas.bsky.social
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
We have our first inmate! Meet Viggy the street racing barnacle! Art by @kraujas.bsky.social
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Wuzey @wuzey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Oh, oh a celebrity!! ..Will you e-Sign my Adobe autograph .pdf???
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Latest piece from @kraujas.bsky.social! Beware of the sulfur monster that lurks in the dark...
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Hey everyone! @kraujas.bsky.social is on bluesky now so I can tag her now!
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Hey everyone! @kraujas.bsky.social is on bluesky now so I can tag her now!
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Hey everyone! @kraujas.bsky.social is on bluesky now so I can tag her now!
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I'm so glad to have the opportunity to be forgiven for all my ad blocking and shunning all the single hot moms in my area 🙏
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
me: "man these edibles ain't shit" *2 hours later* me: "yeah, i got ripped off"
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
No way! My GF bought me a partridge in a pear tree!
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
"Oedipus Rex's Sex Complex" sounds like "Ned's declassified school survival guide"
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
ornage tabby
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
There is no funnier beef than between embedded software engineers who hook up their printers via USB vs IoT enthusiasts who want AI integration with their digital clocks
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Another amazing piece by Kraujas! I am stunned by the level of detail! Meet Solid Succubus (Human Succubus) and Liquid Succubus (Slime Succubus)! Promoting the newest fad: Authentic Gamer Girl Goo! (Added noise to protect her artwork from AI)
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
get on the ant wagon
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
remember to leave cans of dip and mountain dew for santa or else he'll roll up in his lifted sleigh and roll coal in your stockings
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
with everyone hungover, I had to spend my mornin smokin with the smoky mountains
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
D: *pours vodka on his mashed potatoes* me: "tf u doing" D: "theyre both potatoes. dont judge my gravy" Iz: "That's the smartest thing youve said all day"
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
game of throat cancer
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I danced like pacman in this game at my cousin's wedding
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
All the christian churches in my town all have beef with each other. Someone make an RTS game out of this shit lol
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StarmanUltra @starmanultra.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
local friends are hosting a "thanksgiving rave" BDE overwhelming
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