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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

* i'm crossbones. hero and protector of the starlight isles. * jeez. does every skeleton look the same to you? that's not very progressive of you.

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

* ( shaking his head. still eating, by the way. slow as hell. ) * it's the lack of self awareness these days.

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

* that's what i'm saying. * holly should really know better than that by now. * ( he doesn't know what hollywood is. )

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

* hmm. . . i don't think so. * i wonder why they keep trying to film this stuff in his breakdancing training spots?

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

* ( it's the cooking channel. ) * ( . . . the camera-monster is having trouble trying to film the monster cooking while avoiding sans, who is—you guessed it—breakdancing in the corner. )

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

* me, personally, i've never been a big sports guy either. . . * mind flipping it again?

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

* i get it. no rest for the weary, huh? * ( not a phrase that has any business coming out of sans' mouth. )

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くるくりかえす @secondhandvanity.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

i already “befriended” your mom last night.

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

* oh, it's just ketchup. * ( he picks up the blaster. wipes a little of the ketchup off his jacket, and eats it off his finger. ) * wanna try it?

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

* oh, wow. pretty impressive. * i guess you saw my weapon already. it's pretty cool, right? * ( crossbones holds up his ketchup blaster. he tries to twirl it in his hand. he fumbles and drops it, squirting his jacket with ketchup. ) * whoops.

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

* well, where i'm from, humans are seen as the biggest threat to our peace. * so. . . as a superhero, obviously, you have to have some kind of special monologue to tell them off, right?

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

* oh, right. * . . . hm. no, i think i finished my hero spiel. * that is, you're not a human, so i don't have to recite the whole thing.

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

* hey, that's true. * seems like a pretty harsh judgement, condemning someone just because they're annoying, huh?

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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

] HI i had to leave ffor a bit uum. Youguys want to see me stream ts!us? yes? koffin-k? twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

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‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ 𝔯𝔬𝔱. @foreverbestfriend.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

] come here or else ill be really sad ok?

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

* i've got enough on my plate with koffin-k around. * so, i'd appreciate it if you stayed away from the path of villainy.

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

* just make sure you're don't hurt any innocent civilians. * the underground's royal scientist taken into custody by local hero, crossbones. . . it'd be the scandal of the century.

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

* thanks. * ( this time, the tv displays a sports event. upon closer inspection, sans is in the crowd, breakdancing. in every shot. )

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

* right, right. give me a sec here. i'll bust out the monologue. * ( he closes his eyes briefly; clears his throat. ) * i lurk in the shadows, ready to bring justice to evildoers. * my name? * crossbones. hero and protector of the starlight isles. * ( he poses, pointing his ketchup gun. )

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

* speaking of time loops. . . * i was in a time loop once. * the head of an undercover scientific research organization was experimenting with time travel. * the experiment went horribly wrong. * no one knew what to do, when they started to realize. . . every day was exactly the same as the last.

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

* so, eventually, they came to me for help. * they needed more than the police. more than the navy. they needed a hero. * and that hero was me. * crossbones.

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

* unfortunately, i'm stuck in a different time loop right now. * you'll have to wait for the next issue to come out to hear how i get out of it.

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☆彡 @richiepostslove.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

* ( he kicks back in his seat, crossing his legs. ) * mind flipping the channel again? i wanna see what else is on.

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