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Litigator, Sade devotee・🇪🇬 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 HI 'til I die.

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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 35m
Girl, I guess. I've got nothing left for this Kat and Izaiah bullshit. And the attempt murdering rapist went to dinner with Lionel off camera? Come on. Either geriatric vienna sausage had Hayley grabbed or Vernon hired someone. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know we've all said it, but, Honessa really is a trash mother. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frankly, I don't understand why Izaiah would be going to the pregame at the Duprees in the first place. He was the 'black sheep' of the Hawthorne boys (~supposedly~ in the streets), so I really have to LOL at how team K*t insists that they go back as "friends." #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"you contain multitudes" Does Danielle even remember she has a husband and that it is not this demon? #BeyondtheGates
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Slommy Chicken's Curious Head Turn
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why would Naomi have "faced" Donnetta in court before? They told us Naomi used to be a public defender and Donnetta is too...they would have been on the same side 💀. Also, Hayley wouldn't meet the financial guidelines to qualify for PD representation. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ole girl playing Dara on The Drop not really my type, but damn...confidence hits every time. The energy not giving she want a man though 💀. IJS.
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't give a single fuck about Danielle's ~emotions~ surrounding the potential loss of Bill. She may have wanted Naomi and Chelsea but she wasted 30 years of her life supporting that demon, dimming her own light, and being cheated on. This species of bird should go extinct. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Izaiah should not be accepting calls from Kat, much less agreeing to meet her. He needs to take his behind to campus and go to work. *curls lip* I really do not support this garbage and do not need any encouragement to turn the Kat hate up to 11. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh NOW Bill is losing IQ points listening to the tacky scammer's lies? GMMFB. 😫 not the hand on Dani's back after he requests that she take him back to the hospital. COULDN'T BE ME. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
LMFAO THIS BITCH HAS BEEN USING WHAT'S IN ANTIFREEZE? I don't think Randy and the tacky scammer have even one brain cell between the two of them. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Where TF did Hayley get a gun all of a sudden?! LMAO. She just rolling around strapped AND with poison? This is insane. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here goes Dani's bird ass. You want Naomi to write down the passcode to Bill's house so that she has plausible deniability. Then you, *voice to text*, send a regular ass text from your phone from inside the house to Naomi telling her you're "in." 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
YO, excuse me, Nicole's dress is wayyyyyyy too unzipped for a professional setting?!?!?!?!? Respectfully, I would not hear a thing she was saying. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is Bill concussed? He never checks his pacemaker app. Absolutely DGAF if he dies. But we all know these lame MFs aren't going to have that happen and stick Danielle's bird ass right back with him. And he'll probably cheat on her again and again and again. It's what she wants. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well, well, well...The Drop is promising.
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hate Izaiah and Kat scenes. #BeyondtheGates
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Woman's Disgusted Stank Face Reaction
Alt: Black woman with natural hair wearing a red to depicted from upper chest up against a white background displaying an expression of disgust.
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wednesday: Kat is a reprehensible bitch. Water is wet. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes, Danielle, what's so funny?! 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Okay, I love this look for Miss Anita today. All white with the feathers, yes. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was just lamenting the loss of P-Valley and it's FINALLY coming back for a third season.
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Peow9 Thumbs Up
Alt: Young girl (background in soft focus) shown from the mid-section up with dark brown long straight hair decorated with large black bows on top of her head, wearing a short sleeved white shirt, red tie, and light grey single button vest, smiling and expressing great joyful excitement by lifting her arms bent at the elbows and bringing her closed hands towards her face (hands never go higher than her cheeks).
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today, again, they put it in the tacky scammer's mouth this time. WHOMST in the writer's room thinks this is appropriate? #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nicole gives her "grandson" a mug from Orphey Gene's? It's not even personalized or anything? That's....... ??? #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Boring beak's hair looks terrible lol. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hi, I hate it here. Yep, of course Bill's demonic ass popped right back up. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm not gonna bother hoping that Bill is dead. Not taking the bait. Nope. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shouldn't Honessa have a house by now? In no universe does even a white woman meet her daughter in a restaurant to hand over a box of her deceased father's belongings. ON the one year anniversary of his death. Insanity. Especially when Deanna is STAYING at home for the summer. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Was going to purchase a ring for my birthday, but this jeweler jacked prices up by 11.5% (a hefty amount when we're talking about gold + precious gems)...I don't know if this is in anticipation of making a "labor day" sale appear to be better than it is, but it has now completely turned me off. 😿
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am 0% into Izaiah being all pro-Kat. This is some bullshit. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Not surprised that Andre's dumbass move going to the cryptkeeper was prompted by Ted. I STG the Richardson men have zero sense. Andre KNEW it wasn't good advice and he went ahead anyway. Once again letting the cryptkeeper slobber all over him. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Whoever's in wardrobe must hate the cryptkeeper as much as the audience. Because none of this shit is flattering. And it's definitely not giving 'boss.' #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why would Eva EVER even acknowledge the cardboard cutout's existence after how he treated her? She should've continued right on to the gym. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The cryptkeeper thinks highly of herself. "I knew you wouldn't be able to stay away." #BeyondtheGates
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Baby Eye Roll
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I see the cryptkeeper isn't that smart either if she's not aware Randy has been tailing her. Also, not exactly criminal mastermind moves to be approaching Smitty in public. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Couple of things...pretty sure "moderate" alcohol doesn't mean a generous pour of brown liquor followed by an offer of champagne 🫠. And, Allison's custody status would be accessible via vinelink--whether she's held in a state hospital pre-trial or committed. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
LMAO, Bill's firm is not biglaw. Give me a break. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Rewatching Top Boy and just struck me as very weird to hear Terry Callier in this ep. It's been so long, I barely remember what happens.
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is so inappropriate...why is Naomi asking for Bill's secretary's opinion about whether the tacky scammer is a cheating ho? Also, if there's one thing we know about Caroline it's that she's only for HERSELF. That man gifted her a Benz, she wouldn't say shit. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Some wm's video came into my feed talking about 'vegan food of Africa' and saying koshary is TRADITIONAL BREAKFAST. Absolutely the fuck not. ...colonizers need to stay off the continent. Just boldly putting out misinformation. Also ful is literally right there in Egypt and Sudan.
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Now I KNOW they do not have these flashbacks with Bill AINT SHIT Hamilton seriously trying to act like he tried to prevent Ted from straying from his marriage. Bill cheated on Dani left and right, there is NOTHING that's going to cast him as a good man. FTFO. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
IKYFL, tropical storm "Moke?" I do not care if they're pronouncing it with an accent aigu, please stop playing in our faces. 😐
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Honessa is DUMB. Now Hayley gonna fuck Bill to death. Girl, whatever gets the job done. This big dummy needs to be fast-tracked to hell, talking about his heart "glitched." CAN WE KILL BILL ALREADY? DAMN. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
YE-UCK to this whole interaction between Andre and Heather. Disgusting. HELL NAW with her shoving her tongue in his mouth. This nasty old bitch. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Welp, everything closed tomorrow.
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Watching the original Funny Games--when I tell you I would shoot these two white boys in the face without hesitation. And sleep like a baby afterwards. REPUGNANT and I haven't even reached the 45 minute mark yet.
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
*curls lip* Not Dani flashing back to her adulterous activities while with her parents and sister at the club. Vernon and Anita should keep Andre and get rid of Danielle, tbh. AT THE SAME TIME, she's very grown, idk how I feel about her immediate family holding this intervention. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Honessa continues to be a dizzy bitch with zero discernment. Here's to hoping half wit Randy "keeping an eye" on Heather ends in his demise. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
IKTR give that demon all that bad cholesterol bullshit right after he's had a pacemaker put in. There better not be a salad in that bag. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"because my phone died" If Danielle don't GTFOHWTBS. 😒 And here goes the tacky scammer talking openly to her halfwit cousin in the hospital stairwell. #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Heather claims she doesn't have any kids, so there goes this very real possibility that she (a woman in her 50s, at least) had a kid in their 30s that Andre could have messed around with. 😒 I still hope it's just business. Her weirdo behavior worked on Honessa (big shocker there). #BeyondtheGates
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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I really do not want geriatric vienna sausage's crazy-eyed sister to have anything to do with Andre. Going to hold out hope that it's a business link gone sideways. #BeyondtheGates
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