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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

It made me sad that there are no #StarTrekDiscovery gifs... so... I've made over 100 of them. 40 are approved. The rest are on the way. I'm only on episode 5 of season 1. No. I'm not stopping. Go take a look... tenor.com/users/krostori #StarTrekGifs #StarTrek #GifMaker #DSC #Tenor #Discovery

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Greatest moment in all of Star Trek? Or do you have a wrong opinion? #StarTrek #TNG #InnerLight #StarTrekClips #Picard

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I don't believe in fate. But sometimes you just happen to watch the right report when you need to. It's been a rough few days of realizing someone who I cared about didn't care about me. This hits... hard. ~Capt. SP #LLAP #SPO #Friendship #StarTrekClips #TNG #TrustAndBetrayal #EmotionalConsequences

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Self-driving Waymo vehicles have been completely destroyed and set on fire during the L.A Protests. Good. Fuck 'em. First off, these things are barely tested. Second, we at Starfleet have seen what A.I. can do. Just ask Admiral Patar. ~Capt. SP #SPO #LLAP #LAProtests #StarfleetStandsWithThePeople

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

You merely adopted the Trek. I was born in it. Molded by it. ~Capt. SP #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekPicard #SPO

A box set of Star Trek Picard with a anti-theft device on the front. The device covers Picards face, making him look like Bane from the Batman series.

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

I'm working on a thing. A thing I be working on. Things are being worked on. Worked on are being things. Things are worked being on. On things being worked are. #StarTrek #AfterEffects #StarTrekMemes

A screenshot of an Adobe After Effects window. Inside of it is a screenshot from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Picard is facing away from screen and Lwaxana Troi, sitting next to a ferengi named DaiMon Tog. She is gazing out with eyes of pure intense lust. Below here are the words 'Oh God I'm so horny'

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Calling all #Trekkies! Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura. ~Capt. SP

Tom Paris, in Starfleet Uniform, looking vaguely disgusted at someone off screen.

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Calling all #Trekkies! Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura. (I'm cheating but barely. ~Capt. SP)

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

To get your poetry itch and Trek itch scratched at the same time, look no further than @jordanrhirsch.bsky.social. Insightful, inspiring, and a joy to behold. Can't say this book hasn't been passed around the office more than once. #StarTrek #Poetry #JordanHirsch #WorkOfArt #LLAP #SPO

A book of poetry titled Both Worlds by Jordan Hirsh

The back of a book of poetry titled Both Worlds by Jordan Hirsch. It reads:

Utopia must be fought for, with the fight taking place both here and in the days, decades and centuries to come. Moving between the microscopic and telescopic, Jordan Hirsch's Both Worlds combines her love of language and Star Trek to glimpse the daily battles as we strive for some place better. The nine poems within refuse to stray from the political, examining both the power of the individual as well as the weight of the corporate.

Punchy and forceful, while still tender with the grief and loss inherent to our current dystopia, Hirsch's debut chapbook imagines a universe that can be-one that has space for everyone. Seeing the potential even in pain, Both Worlds calls readers to presence and healthy skepticism of the status quo.

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Douglas Adams was a legend. The office loves his work. Equal parts absurdity and genius. If you don’t appreciate a good towel and existential chaos, we can’t help you. ~Capt. SP #MostlyHarmless #DontPanic #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy #LLAP #SPO

A quote from Douglas Adams saying "A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.'

A quote from Douglas Adams saying "The idea was fantastically, wildly improbably. But like most fantastically, wildly improbable ideas it was at least as worthy of consideration as a more mundane one to which the facts had been strenuously bent to fit."

A quote from Douglas Adams saying "Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."

A quote from Douglas Adams saying "If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small quatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands."

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Went through the quantum rift and found a universe where The Good Place seems to be playing out. Garak is Michael, Gul Dukat is Sean... and now we’re all wondering: who the hell is Janet? ~Capt. SP #QuantumRiftChronicles #TheGoodPlace #NotARobot #NotAGirl #StarTrekMemes #StarTrek #LLAP #SPO

A four-panel meme from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine featuring Cardassians Garak and Gul Dukat.

Panel 1: Garak, a Cardassian with ridged gray skin and a sly expression, wearing a green patterned tunic, turns slightly and smirks while saying, 'Ya' basic.'

Panel 2: Gul Dukat, another Cardassian with pronounced facial ridges and slicked-back hair, dressed in a dark Cardassian military uniform, looks bewildered and asks, 'Is that a human insult?'

Panel 3: Garak, still smirking and maintaining eye contact, confidently replies, 'Indeed and a devastating one.'

Panel 4: Garak calmly adds, 'You're devastated right now.'" with a pointed expression, maintaining eye contact.

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I can't say these numbers aren't stressing me the hell out.

A screenshot showing billing information. It says the current balance is $277.40, the discount date is January 02, 2025 and the last bill date was December 13th, 2024.

A screenshot showing billing information. The account number is blurred but the amount owing shows as $201.74

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Me when someone says Star Trek isn't very good

An image of Garak, an alien man with grey skin, weird tendrils going down the side of his face and spoon in the middle of his forehead, is holding a shot. Text underneath him says "I won't say I hate you but my admiration for you is under control."

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Excursions through the Quantum Rift have revealed shocking secrets about our Prime Universe. Turns out, in the “everyone’s a moron” universe, Starfleet captains didn’t bury their scandals very well. ~Capt. SP #QuantumRiftChronicles #MultiverseMess #LLAP #SPO

Benjamin Sisko, a man wearing a Starfleet uniform that is open and dissheveled, talks to a camera. He says "So... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover up the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.... Computer. Erase that entire personal log." The computer responds "Unable to comply. Station wide broadcasts cannot be deleted", leaving Sisko to point and yell at the camera.

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Gatekeeping. This behavior is frankly shameful from a Star Trek fan. You have no position to clarify what Star Trek is or is not. Attempting to do so paints you as a bad person who wants to project their views so forcefully they impact everyone else. It's gross. That's what you did. ~Lt. GK

A post of someone named Nael Fox (@sfxprb.bsky.social) posting something 9 days ago. It says

This is why I had to walk away from Picard after like 2 episodes. It was so goddamn dismal. If I wanted that I would watch something that's NOT Star Trek. Star Trek is hope. Star Trek is about the best that humanity can be. Star Trek should never be about jack booted thugs."

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

It's still Star Trek and there's nothing you can do about it. Whether you like it or not, It's canon and always will be. You can't change it! Spore drive is real, Picard is an android, Wah, wah, wah. So sad for wittle babies who can't cope. ~Lt. GK #StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #Gatekeepers #LLAP #SPO

A meme showing a man turning away from his girlfriend to look at someone else. The man is labeled "Me", the girlfriend is labeled "Gatekeepers" and what he's lookingat is a slate of characters from the newer Star Trek shows. Those characters are Michael Burnham, Christopher Pike, Beckett Mariner and Jean-Luc Picard in his Picard Season 1 Uniform.

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

#DYK: The EMH actually did a small opera about #Gatekeeping fans? Personally I think he has a good point. And just in case the Universal Translator isn't working, let me step in. What he's saying is: Shut the fuck up. ~Lt. GK #StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #TrekMemes #Gatekeepers #LLAP #SPO

A man in a tuxedo with white tie stands on an opera stage singing powerfully. What he's singing is:

Gatekeeper, Gatekeeper
Hates the new fans
Says they aren't real
Wants them all banned.
Gatekeeper, Gatekeeper
Stay off the web
Let fandom thrive in the land.

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

According to R&D, it has to do with photons travelling at a certain speed through subspace depending on the color and material of the surface they've bounced off of. Their wakes are able to be 'photographed' and the computer core then renders an image based off of that data. Neat! ~LtCmdr. GG

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

#DYK: In the 2240s, Starfleet R&D implemented "short-range subspace image stasis captures," allowing external visual captures of the ship while safely inside! Mainly because opening a window wasn't really an option. ~LtCmdr. GG #FuturePhotography #Shipyards #TrekTech #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO

USS Discovery striking its best ‘I’m faster than your ship and I know it’ pose against the backdrop of deep space. The sleek curves and beautifully lit silhoutte scream ‘elegance,’ while the star-studded nebula gives it the perfect filter. Just waiting for the perfect moment to jump out of frame and leave you in awe.

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

We've been digging through some of the old holo-photos and came across this. We're not aware of any temporal incursion to this era by the Enterprise or Titan crew, any ideas? ~Ens. HG #StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #LLAP

Doug Jones in the makeup of Saru sitting in the captains chair, looking at the camera and smiling. Jonathan Frakes is embracing him and looking happy.

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Starfleet hairstyle regulations continue to be basically non-existent, but Captain Pike will forever make the case for a "Commanding Quiff" as standard issue. ~LtCmdr. GG #HairGoals #WhereNoBarberHasGoneBefore #CaptainDaddy #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO

Captain Christopher Pike looks upward in a confident pose. Red and blue lighting comes from all around him

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

(2/2) If you wanna toss a couple bucks on Ko-fi, go for it but it's not necessary. Just enjoy the discount. O266-AFMV-XEMP-B6NY

An image detailing that "your valiant battle efforts have paid off! Your reward is here: Logitech G Gift card" with the code
O266-AFMV-XEMP-B6NY

It says to click the code to go to the above website (which just redirects to logitechg.com) and enter the code.

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Your favorite Star Wars character exemplifies how you like to have fun, and your favorite Star Trek captain reveals who you want your best self to be. I can't process this information and Troi isn't available. Help?

A white man with silver hair and white armor. Lord Valkorian from Star Wars

Captain Shaw from Star Trek: Picard saying "That's right. I think it's important for you to know that I was having a nice morning before all this."

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

We take ownership of Kirk, not Shatner. Big distinction. ~Capt. SP

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Lieutenant Commander Barclay’s promotion party aboard Jupiter Station became a seminar when he presented "25 Ways Transporters Can Go Wrong." It ended with a transporter malfunction that duplicated the cake. And his anxiety. ~Ens. HG #TransporterOops #BarclayStyle #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO

A man, Reginald Barclay, in a Starfleet Uniform mid-transport. He looks mildly horrified.

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

We don't know what the hell is happening on DS9. All we know is that this image came in on an urgent subspace communique. ~LtCmdr. GG #StarTrekMemes

A mug of what appears to be hot chocolate. In it are two bubbles and a space in the foam that make it appear to be a face screaming. Text is laid overtop saying "QUARK!"

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Ambassador Neelix has convinced the Q Continuum to sample "the art of culinary diplomacy." Reports show they’ve reimagined leola root stew as a sentient life form. It will forever haunt my dreams. ~Capt. SP #CookingWithNeelix #NeelixAndQ #DiplomaticDishes #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO

A man wearing a blue uniform and holding a ladle. The man is Neelix from Star Trek Voyager. He has sparse red hair, mottled sections of brownish-greenish skin, a wide nose and daggerlike teeth.

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Incoming reports from the Hobus Sector confirm that the USS Pasteur’s saucer section was separated and used by two massive green space hands for an impromptu baseball game. Starfleet commends the crew for staying in the strike zone. ~Cmdr. BF #SpaceBaseball #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO

A Star Trek space ship, the USS Pasteur. It is a medical frigate with a giant spherical saucer section.

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

The President of United Earth might disagree. ~Capt. SP

Stacy Abrams as the President of United Earth in Star Trek: Discovery Season 4. She's wearing a cape and looking fly. Stars and a planet are in the background. She is also flanked by two security officers from Earth.

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Just a sneak peek from the Captain's Desk... Did you know a Captain is actually able to petition a ship or office to adopt a specific badge style? All us here at the office? Rocking 23rd Century 'DSC' Era Badges. ~Capt. SP

Two Eaglemoss Star Trek ship models. One of a Nimrod-class ship and one XL version of the Crossfield-class ship. There is also a Star Trek: Discovery era badge.

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Oooh! #Shiny! I didn't know that was a thing. Dope! ~Capt. SP

A notification that a label has been placed on a post of Starfleet Press Office labeling it "Shiny"

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Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

There is genuinely nothing I could ever write in one of our Press Releases that could be funnier than this. Also, here's the clip if anyone wants a quick peek at the moment again. For old times sake. ~Capt. SP

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