Reposted by stardustTrailblazer

“Sir! Sir!” an angel bursts into God’s office. “There’s a duck who just had spicy fried chicken & soju for dinner!”
“So? That’s some common Gluttony, nothing-“
“And now he’s getting in fursuit immediately after!”
Thunder rumbles as His knuckles crack. “It HAS been a while since I wrote a verse.”