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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’m in the lounge, scrolling. Plumber is in the kitchen, plumbing. Cat asleep, mum at work. We both hear a clatter bang. Meet in the hall, and a picture has just leapt off the wall. Just plop

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Once all traces of the ingredients are unidentifiable, you can either serve immediately, or reheat later when your coven members are all back at the castle

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Add two cubes of preserved iron leaves, because you forgot earlier. Allow to melt, then pulverise those too

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When everything is cooked through, get your pulverising wand and banish all evidence

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

One medium tree including the whole trunk Approximately a finger’s worth of devil stalks (this is for flavour you can’t actually taste it) Approximately a finger’s worth of bunny root (again, just for flavour) Add all to the cauldron and simmer on a medium flame for 15 minutes

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In a small vessel put 2/3 natural essence cubes, and one fowl essence cube (unless you don’t eat familiars) and mix with a tankard’s worth of boiled life giver

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Simmer on a medium flame until tear bulb is soft and translucent (things can be roughly chopped because they’ll be pulverised later)

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Right then Cauldron Sneeze beads (ground) Crystallised tears (ground) Vampire repellent to taste (chopped) Spicy roots, 1/2 teaspoon (chopped) Reasonable dollop of cow’s gold One small tear bulb (chopped. I prefer the blood variety, but ghost is fine)

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A typo of truth from Elsewhere (as there’s no context, they meant sanctity)

No respect for the sanity of the women's body

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

ME TOO. They also clash horribly with my slippers

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I don’t do pink right? This is a Known Fact. Except occasionally, when something captures my heart, I do pink. It’s been a long time, but then I found a pair of at-home trousers and they are RIDICULOUSLY PINK and I love them

Me, from shoulders down. A plain black top, and highlighter pink leopard print trousers

Photo looking straight down my leg so you can see a close up

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I HAVE BOUGHT BOOTS but they were in a sale plus 10% for new customers so they were only £35 and LOOK AT THEM

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child? Mum took me to the cinema to see it, I was so scared we had to leave

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

163 Demon Possessed by Stacia Kane Last in the trilogy. More demons. An angel?? Bit more sex

Blurb: Psychologist and psychic Megan Chase has grown remarkably comfortable hanging out with demons. The demon "family" she leads is happy, her solo practice is stabilizing, and she and her steamy demon lover, Greyson Dante, are closer than ever. But when the couple books a week at a luxury hotel to attend a meeting of demon leaders, some unanticipated problems appear. An FBI agent with an unhealthy interest in less-than-legitimate demon business practices shows up; the demon community is urging Megan to undergo the rite that will make her a real demon; and a slightly shady minister is holding one of his wildly popular "weekend exorcisms" just down the road. And oh, yes, someone with scary magical abilities is attempting to kill her. Then, just when it seems as if things couldn't possibly get any worse, a secret comes to light that could jeopardize Megan and Greyson's future—if Megan manages to live that long. With things heating up, it's becoming difficult for her to keep a cool head..

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

162 Going Postal by Terry Pratchett My joint favourite book of his. I can read it over and over (or listen). Moist is great, Adora Belle is great, Vetinari kills me… just brilliant

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'ALWAYS PUSH YOUR LUCK BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WOULD PUSH IT FOR YOU'
Imprisoned in Ankh-Morpork, con artist Moist von Lipwig is offered a choice: to be executed or to accept a job as the city's Postmaster General.
It's a tough decision, but he's already survived one hanging and isn't in the mood to try it again.
The Post Office is down on its luck: beset by mountains of undelivered mail, eccentric employees, and a dangerous secret order. To save his skin, Moist will need to restore the postal service to its former glory, with the help of tough talking activist Adora Belle Dearheart. Who happens to be very attractive, in an 'entire womanful of anger' kind of way.
But there's new technology to compete against and an evil chairman who will stop at nothing to delay Ankh-Morpork's post for good...

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

‘Ween bedding is go (because new mattress)

A picture of a double bed with a white duvet on. The duvet has black cats with yellow eyes

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Whilst it is frowned upon to share stuff from Other social media, I feel it is important you see this stunning reply

Screenshot of a post from john.cpenman which says ‘The UK has fallen to *purple emoji square with crescent moon and a star* Don't let the USA become the UK.’

A reply from brookingssteve says ‘Why the fuck do you think the UK has been taken over by the Premier Inn?’

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Entente Cordiale (she hissed at him three seconds later)

Berry and Sunshine within a foot of each other at the back door

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

How can they sell it as seaweed when it’s not got any seaweed in it?

The cardboard sleeve from a packet of Sainsbury’s seaweed

The ingredients for the seaweed, which are ‘Fried Spring Greens (92%)
(Rapeseed Oil, Spring Greens), Sugar, Fennel, Salt, Cinnamon, Star Anise, Clove, Ginger Powder.’ So NOT SEAWEED

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula

A picture of Amber Benson playing Lenore in Supernatural

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

161 Demon Inside by Stacia Kane Demons. Mother demon? Sexy man

Blurb: Its been three months since psychologist Megan Chase made the stunning discovery that the world is filled with demons, and once more the situation is too hot to handle. Ironically, Megan-the only person in the world without a little personal demon sitting on her shoulder—has become the leader of a demon "family," but now some unknown arcane power is offing her demons in a particularly unpleasant fashion. And while her demon lover Greyson Dante is still driving her wild with desire, he's also acting strangely evasive. Then there's the truth about Megan's past-the truth she's never known.
Caught between personal problems and personal demons, Megan is having one hell of a hard time. Will the help of her Cockney guard demons and her witch friend Tera be enough so that Megan can finally resolve the past, survive the present, and face the future?

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mum’s redecorated her room, so we reinvigorated her dressing table stool The fabric is the same as her curtains

Before: a white square stool with legs, off white

After: now pure white, with a padded seat covered in blue fabric

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Has to take a passport style photo for my new disability parking badge. Jesus Christ I look rough. THIS is what not sleeping does to you. I’m only 14 😭

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car

My mum, in the 70s, sitting on racing green sports car

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

160 Star Struck by Val McDermid Last of the Brannigan books, which is a shame. Good fun

Blurb: Bodyguarding had never made it to Manchester PI
Kate Brannigan's wish list. But somebody's got to pay the bills at Brannigan & Co, and if the only earner on offer is playing nursemaid to a paranoid soap star, Kate has to swallow her pride and slip into something more glam than her Thai boxing kit. Offstage dramas threaten to overshadow the fictional storylines till the unscripted murder of the self-styled 'Seer to the Stars' stops the show. And to make matters worse her process server keeps getting arrested; her tame hacker has found virtual love; her best friend is besotted with baby; and the normally reliable Dennis gets himself arrested for murder as a result of his latest dodgy business venture. Nobody told her there'd be days like these...

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

24 years ago these idiot children got married. (In the seated picture it looks very sweet, but actually he’s saying he wishes everyone would piss off, he wants a cuppa and a spliff)

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💀 Staaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀 @starcurl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Stupid bloody cat keeps going somewhere that cuts her fur down in the same spot. We went to the vet when she first did it, and it’s definitely nothing else. She looks like a money box

A view of Berry from the top as she’s eating off the floor. Down the middle of her back is a strip of much shorter fur

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