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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens

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star cluster memes worse than your isochrone fit 📉 voted #1 Blanco 1 fan by the Blanco 1 fan club ✨ maintained by @emily.space ✨

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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 25/07/2026
O stars are the cleaners of our galaxy 🙂‍↕️
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 06/07/2026
Guest submission by Arunima Arunima 💫
A two-panel meme. The first panel depicts "Us" reaching out to grab "Using conserved actions to determine past orbits". The second panel depicts "Us" being held back by "GMCs, spiral arms, etc."
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 01/07/2026
the ads on webda are getting out of hand 😔
A photo of the webda page for trumpler 10. An advert is on the side labelled "HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA" with a picture of a blue star
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 28/06/2026
"Dust symbolizes ego, attachment, and mental clutter." 👏👏👏 Guest submission by @lillykormann.bsky.social
A picture of a label for an artwork entitled "when flowers bloom, there is no dust" (plus some Chinese characters).

It's described as "Dust symbolizes ego, attachment, and mental clutter. When awareness blossoms, the mind becomes clear." There is a large "SOLD" label.
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 11/01/2026
don't know what we'd do without clustering algorithms
A meme of a skeleton lifting captioned "my clustering algorithm is a machine that turns (picture of data) into (picture of data with clusters)"
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 16/12/2025
ok hear me out: what if we just removed all dust (✨ guest submission ✨ by @alexis-space.bsky.social)
A meme of two people's arms shaking each other in agreement. One person is labelled "catalogs of open clusters". The other is labelled "maps of OB stars". They are agreeing on "doomed to be incomplete because of dust".
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 15/12/2025
make sure to think of Coma Ber this christmas 💔
A meme depicting people having fun at a party. Someone labelled "Coma Ber" is standing in the corner, with the caption "nobody remembers that I'm the second nearest open cluster to the Sun".
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 15/12/2025
wtf i was born 98.2±15 million years ago but Bluesky won't let me enter my birthday
screenshot of age assurance popup on blueskyscreenshot of 'my birthdate' and entering 1st January 1 AD, which actually worked (LOL)
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 14/11/2025
A grainy picture of the ism, captioned "BAN H2 SELF SHIELDING: Make the ISM SUFFER"
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 10/11/2025
it had better make a star cluster when it does 😠
A captioned picture of the dark cloud Barnard 68, that reads:

"YO DARK CLOUD IS SO BIG

that it has a free-fall collapse time of just 100,000 years"
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 08/11/2025
while i_cant_code: print(silly_memes)
A meme depicting two swear jars. The first swear jar, which is almost empty, is labelled "swear jar". The second, full swear jar, is called "Forgetting to add i+=1 to my while loops and wondering why they never end jar"
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 10/10/2025
this is what my favourite dust map would look like if dust didn't exist 😠
A blank image.
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 10/10/2025
wait, what do you mean I need the ISM to make clusters
A meme about struggling to choose between liking or hating the ISM
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 30/09/2025
O stars were made to be yeeted ✨ guest submission by @alexis-space.bsky.social
A three panel meme. Two men in cars are looking across from each other in the first two panels, with one labelled 'The cluster' and the other 'The poor runaway star ejected from it'. In the third panel, the two cars can be seen diverging from one another at an intersection.
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 29/09/2025
who else remembers this iconic scene from The Mandalorian? 🙏
"I want to see the baby" scene screenshot from mandoA badly photoshopped pic of the Orion nebula on top of baby yoda
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 19/09/2025
✨💔
Three pictures of a sad-looking Pablo Escobar captioned with "someone said we're never going to find all the open clusters"
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 18/09/2025
🧲⚡
A meme showing two Gustavos (the Breaking Bad character), smiling in the first panel but looking distressed in the second. The first panel is captioned "Thank you for your talk...", and the second "... but have you considered magnetic fields?"
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 17/09/2025
average PhD student
Two doors, one labelled "therapy" and the other "doomscrolling starcluster.meme". The therapy one is empty, the other is not...
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 16/09/2025
petition to remove dust from the milky way 1 like = 1 dust grain removed
Text on top of a picture of a dust cloud in space. It reads:

"Interstellar Medium? More like
Interstellar TEDIUM!
I don't care about your A V or your R V
JUST SHOW ME THE STARS"
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 23/08/2025
we have gotta get Gaia NIR someday so that we can find them all 😠
A meme of a beast (labelled Gaia DR4) coming after sheep in a medieval-horror scene. The sheep are labelled "all the open clusters that our galaxy keeps for itself". They are protected by a sheepdog labelled "dust".
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 22/07/2025
do not ask me the forbidden question
A meme depicting two people texting. The first writes "What happens if you don't assume solar metallicity?" While the second is captioned "*blocks phone number*"
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 20/07/2025
the horrors. the horrors that I have made emcee commit on my behalf
A meme of a disturbed-looking doll, captioned "Me looking at the results of my isochrone fitting code"
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 19/07/2025
A meme comparing a crappy car to a star cluster (obviously not crappy.) The meme concludes by soliciting DMs from any meme-viewers who want to know my favourite star clusters.
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 18/07/2025
NGC 2516 is the best one though
A meme showing a man and a woman talking through a car window. The man begins with a remark:
"Yeah, I know the NGC catalogue"
to which she replies
"Okay, then name one entry."
he replies
"NGC 1?"
and she says
"That's on me, I set the bar too low."
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 18/07/2025
Workflow for 90% of astronomy papers: fit model -> make corner plot -> publish paper -> repeat
A meme showing a skeleton lifting weights. The caption reads: emcee is a machine that turns CPU time into corner plots.
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 14/07/2025
Happy Monday, everyone! 🫠
A meme that depicts a small cat crying over an Xbox controller. The meme is captioned "when you log on to the server to check the simulation results but your code crashed in the night"
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 13/07/2025
the ghosts of crossmatches past 👻
A meme depicting people on a roller coaster. The people, labelled "some 'new' star clusters you just found", are terrified of another roller coaster capsule going by them, which contains the undead and is labelled "papers from the 1990s you forgot to crossmatch against".
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 12/07/2025
what even is a Jansky 😭
A meme of an orangutan on a bike chasing a child. The orangutan is labelled "Janskys". The child is labelled "new grad students in astronomy"
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 12/07/2025
It's not about how close we are, Hyades. It's about your total integrated flux. It just doesn't compare. 🫤
A meme. The upper panel shows two people kissing, labelled as "Mayan religion 2 millennia ago" and " the Pleiades." The lower panel shows someone in the distance looking left out, labelled as "the Hyades".
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 11/07/2025
I was not ready to hear it
A scene from a Spiderman film. He's asked "Tell me the truth... I'm ready to hear it", and replies "Most stars don't have solar metallicity." She cries.
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 10/07/2025
The meme template with two astronauts in space, one of whom is holding a gun. The earth is labelled "parallax = -0.5 mas". An astronaut is captioned with "Wait, this star is behind me?" And the one holding a gun has the caption "Always has been"
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 10/07/2025
here at starcluster.meme, we have your meme requests covered! 🫠
The same hierarchy meme, but now a "2025 special edition" with the following new lower needs: actual long-term career prospects, a job with a living wage, and not having to live through *points around at everything*
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 10/07/2025
originally I made a serious version of this meme, which I'm non-ironically gonna use in talks now
A meme based on Maslow's hierarchy of needs, but for star clusters. The basic levels are: photometric and astrometric data, cluster catalogues, cluster parameters, spectra/abundances, and hydro/n-body simulations
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 10/07/2025
your hierarchy of needs if you follow this account
A maslov's hierarchy of needs pyramid, from top to bottom: spinny data taking top hat (in space!!!) (R.I.P.), new clusters, cluster isochrone fits that don't suck, Fe/h and shit (feels like real science now), and pretty cluster pics for talks (I need to convince my mom that my work isn't boring)
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 31/03/2025
happy April fool's, this meme account is now about cloud security! open clusters (of servers) are bad. make sure to protect them with a firewall!
A meme, showing two people doing a sort of warrior-like handshake/embrace thing I can't remember the name of. One person is labelled "astronomers", the other is labelled "cloud security teams." Where their hands embrace (the 'common goal') is labelled "Trying to find all the open clusters".
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 27/02/2025
Life pro tip: when you're born, try to be at least 500 solar masses, else you risk getting blown away by stellar winds just a few million years later 😔
A meme showing a person fading away, captioned "Low-mass clusters after feedback."
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 12/02/2025
it's not even a debate 👿
A meme. A large book on the left is labelled "Reasons why Blanco 1 is the best open cluster." A small book on the right is labelled "Reasons why literally any other cluster could be the best."
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 06/02/2025
we're all nothing compared to Omega Cen
A meme of omega cen depicted as a giant omnipresent being, looking down upon two tiny beings - "the other globulars" and "open clusters"
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 05/02/2025
Can't believe we're obsessed with classifying my beloved
A meme titled "Think you have it hard? Imagine being 2MASS-GC01

WHEN WILL THIS CLASSIFICATION MADNESS END???"
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 25/01/2025
character building 🫠
A meme. A dog, labelled "my supervisor", is looking curiously at another dog labelled "me". The me dog looks uncomfortable, and has an orange balanced on his head. The orange is captioned "yet another awful, difficult task"
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 15/01/2025
I can't believe that the dark matter haloes in my favourite galaxy mess with my favourite star clusters
A Barbie movie meme. Barbie is driving a car happily, while labelled "Globular cluster tidal tails, enjoying the outer galaxy."

Suddenly, Ken pops up in the back seat of the car. Ken is "dark matter haloes." Both Barbie and Ken look extremely distressed.
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 12/01/2025
What the molecular clouds giveth, the molecular clouds taketh away
A scene from a Marvel movie. An evil character labelled "High-Mass open clusters" is labelled saying "You can't defeat me!". But another character - Spiral Arm Potential - says "I know, but he can." The bottom panel shows a massive being known as Giant Molecular Clouds smashing in to the scene, presumably to defeat High mass open clusters.
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 06/01/2025
Is it +5 or -5? I always forget 😭
A photo of a distressed cat looking at an emoji brain, with the caption "WHY CAN IT NEVER REMEMBER THE MAGNITUDE EQUATIONS?"
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 03/01/2025
can't believe we only know ~5% of them 😭
A very chaotic meme with many speech bubbles around a person with the caption "I just need to find all the open clusters"
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 24/12/2024
The Christmas Tree Cluster has its one month of fame every year
A meme. The top row reads "NGC 2264 from January to November" and includes a picture of a sad-looking Timothee Chalamet. The bottom row reads "NGC 2264 during Christmas" and includes a picture of Timothee Chalamet wearing a high fashion outfit on the Met Gala red carpet, flanked by paparazzi.
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 27/10/2024
we still love them even if they don't live up to astronomical beauty standards
A meme of a dog standing precariously on four beer cans. The dog is labelled with a statement: "Open clusters look as cool as other objects in astronomy." However, the dog's feet are placed precariously on beer cans labelled "the Pleiades", "the Trapezium cluster", "Yet another picture of the Pleiades", and "that one in the Orion nebula... oh shit that's just the Trapezium cluster again."
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 04/07/2024
Double stars are trouble stars 👿 ... unless you find them in your cluster and calculate their mass ratio 😇 (✨ submission by Sagar Malhotra ✨)
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 23/06/2024
please don't make me do it 😭
A meme with the caption "Whenever someone asks me to define what an open cluster actually is."

Below are three pictures of the actor Pedro Pascal in the show The Last Of Us. He looks like he is in great pain in all three of the pictures.
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 21/02/2024
using catalogues: 🥰 making catalogues: 🥲
A meme about working on cluster catalogues. The first panel is a picture of the pope titled 'Me before I started working on a cluster catalogue.' he looks happy and like his life is put together. The right panel, captioned 'Two years later after publishing', shows a bedraggled, dirty, hopeless-looking religious leader character from Game of Thrones.
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 19/02/2024
BRB im just switching galactic halo again
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