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Stanzo Brand

@stanzobrand.bsky.social
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You do sympathize with terrorists though, they're called the IDF
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lmao she's bragging about having slightly better than a coin toss odds? According to degenerate gamblers?
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also used cars aren't real, you have to buy new
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you for alerting me to this so I could give Amazon a more accurate picture of my lifestyle
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Believes that the first moon landing was fake but subsequent ones were real

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Practices nude yoga

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Owns several handmade sculptures of Jeff Bezos in varying sizes

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Plays the theremin

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Has six fingers on right hand
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's fine with rape but draws the line at mean posts
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait, so Republicans talking about colorblind meritocracy were lying in order to destroy any program meant to lessen racial inequality? This totally new information is incredibly shocking
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think maybe Charlie would've had a rare good take on this story, but maybe that's a long shot
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The electoral college has zero influence on a midterm election
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When someone moves from an old home into a newly built one, the old home becomes vacant and is likely cheaper than the new one
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maxine Waters should've finished the job
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finn DeTrolio from the Sopranos looking out of his car at a guy getting sucked off
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did you know he tried to run for congress in Texas this year? One of his ads featured a sonogram of a fetus "endorsing" him. Shockingly he did not win the primary
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gillibrand isn't up for reelection until 2030 but AOC would be a massive improvement over either one of them
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The "John Brown stan" schtick gets funnier every time I see one of your dumbass posts
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dense housing? In the most populated city in the country? How could anyone think of such a crazy idea
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why do you hate black men?
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is this one of those weird boomer things like "don't put your elbows on the table"?
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I haven't seen Shogun yet but isn't it largely in Japanese?
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mad Men is famously a show about how great the sexism and racism of the 60s were, of course
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they're so good at propaganda that it looks like an anti-Israel ad if you don't watch to the end
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You say "ran against her" as if it was her nomination that she was entitled to, they both ran in an open primary and she lost
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If he wins I'll try to laugh less whenever I hear the name "Oral Roberts"
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So the title is literal
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He went to the Mr. Beast School for Smiling Like a Real Human
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What other vulnerable groups are you okay with sacrificing btw? Once they come for trans people who are you gonna help them persecute next?
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No, the difference is that you are making a generic argument about all elections that doesn't apply well to this specific election. A republican winning a single contested house seat is less bad than letting democrats think throwing trans people under the bus is a winning strategy
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do you think the presidency is the same as a single house seat or do you just not know how to read
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's one House seat, the democrats are absolutely going to win the House with or without her. We can afford to let one dogshit candidate lose so that future candidates will do better
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like that might be too horrible to be as entertaining as relatively low-stakes drama like this. These people are behaving badly but it's not nearly as heinous
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The owner should really be paying for the privilege of being berated, how dare they
Eventually, after 3½ hours of discussion, the meeting wraps up. Noire has more to say, but when someone suggests he come to the next community meeting, he refuses. "There's a lot of emotional and physical labor that goes into this, so for you as a white person that asks for me to stay for another meeting for free," he says, is "incredibly disingenuous and racist. I'm not doing that."
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Damn leftists, they ruined leftism!
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Far be it from me to defend Donald Trump but it's hard to see how things could have ended well in Afghanistan under any president
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People who still call a TV a "flat screen TV" in 2026 are so funny, it's like calling a car a horseless carriage
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Also doing it with your employees is not great
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mr. President, we must not allow a chatbot gap!
General Buck Turgidson
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How long until a humanoid robot gets addicted to sports gambling?
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Damn now what am I supposed to do with all this blood I collected?
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tbf some guy did try to fight Alan Ritchson in real life, it seems to be a real phenomenon
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah I think there's a sharp divide in reactions between people who do and don't know what Hyrox is lol
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apparently they have rules against spitting and vomiting so kind of shocking this was allowed
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She got shit all over equipment that other competitors had to use and then bragged about it online, your sympathy may be misplaced. If she had quit the race after it happened I'd feel bad for her though
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It happens occasionally during long runs but Hyrox is an indoor competition that features running and also uses various gym equipment, so her decision to continue meant other competitors having to sit in her mess. There are pictures going around online, it's absolutely foul
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Also we're the the only ones with great solar eclipses
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I thought the Sheeran effect was when you got the world's worst tattoos
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't think she'd actually want that. Hope you get well from the worms in your brain
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Weirdly the strategy of "reset the game and change the rules so your opponent can't win" doesn't work in a real war
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
fuck I accidentally wrote "suicidal hotline"
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I feel like she'd be helped a lot by the fact that she doesn't look that old, most voters probably won't look up her actual age
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AI is getting there on art, provided you are a soulless tech ghoul who doesn't actually care about any of the qualities of art and views it as a perfectly fungible commodity
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Stanzo Brand @stanzobrand.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can I get 1 day delivery with Prime?
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