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Matt Parker

@standupmaths.bsky.social
12K followers 10 following 32 posts

That maths guy from the internet.

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Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Still an epsilon number of seats left for tomorrow night's Big London Show which don't have the view blocked by a safety rail. That said: I promise to move around the stage so much that no one rail can block me for long. lwtheatres.co.uk/whats-on/mat...
A seating plan with very few available seats.
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Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
If you’re watching the Women’s Rugby World Cup quarterfinals on the BBC: yes, that was me crunching some numbers! (Just after 12:30.)
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Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Photo of the only critic to give me a one star review. ★ ‘Not enough treats and none of it was outdoors.’ - Skylab the Dog www.pleasance.co.uk/event/gettin...
Photo of a Labrador dog in front of a billboard for Matt Parker’s show
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Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I'm going to calculate π on the Moon! And you can join in. Get your own Lunar Pi. www.kickstarter.com/projects/sta...
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Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Sorry I stole someone’s sharpie! An audience member at Wednesday’s show brought it for me to sign their calculator and were too polite to say anything when I absentmindedly put it in my pocket. It’s mine now.
Close up of a Matt’s hand holding a sharpie pen.
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Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
This is in Melbourne by the way. Probably should have mentioned that. That’s the kind of slick promo which sold us out in the first place.
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Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I don’t understand how not doing this is even an option, assuming trucks follow classical physics. Or maybe that is the problem and the sign was too small for “trucks - despite the name, please don’t quantum tunnel through the tunnel”.
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Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Thanks Qantas! Really cleared that up for me.
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Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
It’s the back.
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Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I spent an earnest 30 seconds looking at this powerboard backstage today, trying to work out what kind of theatre equipment plugs into it.
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Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Another train in the same spot today!
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Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
For some reason our dog loves trains. Not only does she try to drag me to the station so she can go for a ride, whenever one passes is she will stop and watch it.
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Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I can’t believe we’re stuck behind four busses.
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Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Depending on how you look at this: one of us is faster at signing plates OR one of us has a better and more artistic autograph. Featuring the aproblemsquared.libsyn.com plates.
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Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
I choose to believe this represents a community beehive initiative.
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