Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Still an epsilon number of seats left for tomorrow night's Big London Show which don't have the view blocked by a safety rail. That said: I promise to move around the stage so much that no one rail can block me for long. lwtheatres.co.uk/whats-on/mat... 1353
Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 13/09/2025If you’re watching the Women’s Rugby World Cup quarterfinals on the BBC: yes, that was me crunching some numbers! (Just after 12:30.) 41214
Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Photo of the only critic to give me a one star review. ★ ‘Not enough treats and none of it was outdoors.’ - Skylab the Dog www.pleasance.co.uk/event/gettin... 51514
Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 11/06/2025I'm going to calculate π on the Moon! And you can join in. Get your own Lunar Pi. www.kickstarter.com/projects/sta... 711910
Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Sorry I stole someone’s sharpie! An audience member at Wednesday’s show brought it for me to sign their calculator and were too polite to say anything when I absentmindedly put it in my pocket. It’s mine now. 51513
Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 15/04/2025This is in Melbourne by the way. Probably should have mentioned that. That’s the kind of slick promo which sold us out in the first place. 2161
Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I don’t understand how not doing this is even an option, assuming trucks follow classical physics. Or maybe that is the problem and the sign was too small for “trucks - despite the name, please don’t quantum tunnel through the tunnel”. 91355
Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Thanks Qantas! Really cleared that up for me. 91041
Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I spent an earnest 30 seconds looking at this powerboard backstage today, trying to work out what kind of theatre equipment plugs into it. 111414
Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 18/02/2025For some reason our dog loves trains. Not only does she try to drag me to the station so she can go for a ride, whenever one passes is she will stop and watch it. 182434
Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I can’t believe we’re stuck behind four busses. 1035312
Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 08/08/2023Depending on how you look at this: one of us is faster at signing plates OR one of us has a better and more artistic autograph. Featuring the aproblemsquared.libsyn.com plates. 1460
Matt Parker @standupmaths.bsky.social · 06/08/2023I choose to believe this represents a community beehive initiative. 11200