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Jeffrey

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WW2 Airborne enthusiast, Person Dad, Cat Dad,

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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hell Yeah. Drummer rocking the Babes in Toyland shirt.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In the movie The Longest Day, the actors portraying historical figures were, on average, 85 years older at the time of filming than the men they were portraying.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This story was created in a lab just for @swin24.bsky.social
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can not vote for this political party and claim to be a good person. Your family, friends, and loved ones can't vote for them, and then you claim your mom or brother or coworker are good people either.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Luftwaffe pilots in the later half of the Battle of Britain.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man makes Data from Star Trek look like a Coppertone model.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That poor woman. Thinking, who is going to help me raise my giant toddler and wrecked vagina from birthing him?
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Went to the grocery yesterday, and they had a huge selection of frozen Turkeys for Thanksgiving already, which got me thinking. Do you roll the dice and buy a turkey now and use up the freezer space, hoping our dipshit president doesn't cause their price to increase by 200% by November?
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is what you've been training for @dennycarter.bsky.social
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Chris Rock's Energetic Stand-Up
Alt: Chris Rock's Energetic Stand-Up
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's standing like Kenny The Jet Smith.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's possible his skinny jeans act like a flight suit and push all the blood from his lower extremities into his torso
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When picking a station to listen to, the only thing I'm "Choosin'" is if they play Fire Woman by The Cult
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh God. This just made me think how many "bean" names those NYC bean club members are going to give their kids.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hell yeah!
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does it fit in the chocolate milk console slot?
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All else aside, what the hell do AI data centers have to do with safer streets?
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You have to pay extra for your college mom to get her head and torso stuck in the dryer.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We're really fucked if anyone ever shows Trump a picture of a Berlin flak tower.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A good ball cat with a snaggle toof. He is brown with black stripes. He is sleeping with his front paws curled up.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anytime Trump brings up trans women in sports, I'd like any journalist to ask, Since you are an adjudicated rapist, why should women and girls believe you have their best interests at heart?
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Peter Hegseth ordering 2000 of these to inspect soldiers' morning boners.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In a book I read about the 82nd Airborne training in North Africa for the Sicily invasion, they had a payment system for civilian Arab casualties. Was like 3 bucks for a kid, 5 for a wife, and 10 for a donkey. With the belief being, it was easier to get another kid or wife but not a donkey.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Remember when Kennedy said, "We choose to go to the moon this decade, and do the other things." This, this is the other things.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My mom had a theory about socks. That the missing socks you lost when washing them turned into metal coat hangers. No one ever buys metal coat hangers, but everyone loses a sock here and there in the wash.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Such a fascinating battle. "Retreat, Hell! Send me my 3rd Battalion!"
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love that he's going to have arms manufacturers rush all orders, and our arsenal is going to match the British artillery quality from the Battle of the Somme.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Somehow still always taken aback when a major complaint of journalists is that they will actually have to work to do their job.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'd have to go with LSU. Who else but a fascist would spell "Go" as "Geaux" ?
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
To me, and im not suggesting anyone else thinks this. But if you worship a book that says a man lived in a whales belly and a woman was turned into a pillar of salt, one, you're clinically insane, but then you can't accept Trans people, well, you're a piece of shit and fucking crazy.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chamillionaire voice: 🎵You see my bitch tits. They jiggling. 🎵
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
But what you don't get to do is pretend you give a shit about trans people. Because with your vote, you've said loud and clear you don't. You can have your senator but you don't get to portray yourself as anything other than a bigot.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The way I see it is I have a Trans sister and Talarico is running for a job that makes him one of the most 100 powerful people in the country and hes said openly my sisters life doesn't matter. So, if you live in Texas and want to vote for him to get in Dem in the senate. That's fine.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just realized that Ho Chi Minh isn't there. These guys are really slipping on writing prompts of guys who kicked our ass.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fleetwood Big Mac.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I believe he's a bigot. He has stood up for a multitude of groups that Republicans have vehemently come out against, and he didn't fear any blowback from that position. So why was he so quick to throw Trans people under the bus? Why was that the one group he had to waiver on?
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
During the OJ trial, a friend bought a lighter from a liquor store, and it had OJ on both sides, and one side had guilty, and the other had non guilty. The guilty side text rubbed off, and being the weed head he was , he was convinced the lighter told the future.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Damn! The Donner Party would have feasted on those ankles.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That's about 2,100 McDonald's hashbrowns.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah. I saw an interview with Malarkey, who said he almost came to blows with Nixon at a reunion for talking down to Compton. And like you said, with a Company sized unit, you aren't going to find uniformity in opinions amongst the men, so it's better to cast a wider net.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Apart from the lazy research you describe above, his relying on Winters as the end all be all is another weakness. Which you see in the portrayal of Nixon, who many members of the unit who were prominently featured in the series, describe as a huge piece of shit.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
LSU and SEC in reaux.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is that one of the guys from the 90s group Exreme?
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ground control to Meowjor Tom.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah, one strand of barbed wire. Problem solved.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fitting, he doesn't have the Vietnam Service ribbon.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not in the picture, but Denny is wearing those shorts that gym teachers wore in the 80s and a pair of Pony tennis shoes.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's like people don't want to accept that BJ and the Bear was even on the air. What happened to the America I know?
A promotion for the early 80s TV show, BJ and the Bear. A man in a blue shirt is holding a chimpanzee who is wearing a red shirt and gray hat.
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Was does MacArthur look like Stephen Ambrose?
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A key thing to remember about every Star Wars movie is when they come out, you'll find all their merchandise in toy aisles and not the beer cooler.
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